Well looks like it is us and Chelsea on Sea (Southampton) v’s the World for the FA Cup Final , every man and his dog will be willing Pompey to win .

Fookin dickheads at N17 go on and cock it all up . Would have loved a Chelsea v Rottenham final

I was looking forward to a Chelsea - scum final as well. I think I'd have had to start drinking about a week beforehand though.

I was looking forward to a Chelsea - scum final as well. I think I'd have had to start drinking about a week beforehand though.

Chelsea Billionaires v Pompey Paupers, you can see it now can't you!?

It'll all be Roman's fault that their club can't afford a tea-bag, public hate figure John Terry's fault that they had to sack their life long groundsman because they're skint, it'll be Ashley Coles fault for, we'll, being Ashley Cole and Chelsea's plastic fans against the great support that follow Pompey, they've got 'real' fans you see! - Wig's, bells the lot!

There'll be pre-match interviews with a member Pompey's ground staff in the red-tops giving the 'inside story' of how he, and his family have had to dine on their own sh*t for the past month, and how they've been going through their neighbours bins at night, while Chelsea players spend £200 on a bottle of Champagne, and spill it on the floor laughing.

Not a mention of the rape and pillage by Peter Storey and Harry Redknapp! Not a mention of their financial mismanagement, it'll all be wicked, Chelsea's supporters, chairman and players who f*cked Pompey come the start of May! and by the end of it I hope!!

I just hope Avram hasn't lost his knack of losing finals :P

(BTW in case Chippy's reading, I think AG has done a sterling job in his time at Pompey, must be all those massages keeping him sane :D )

Edited April 12, 201016 yr by BLUENUT

Chelsea Billionaires v Pompey Paupers, you can see it now can't you!?

you might want to copyright that before itv do!

it's the same as last year. all the cliches will be out in force, our millionaires against the 11 honest decent men of portsmouth (all also millionaires of course), the portsmouth players all deserve medals just for getting to the final, david vs goliath, blah blah blah. I wouldn't say this is evidence of bias against us, they always approach these kind of games with their usual boring rhetoric. itv in particular will be insufferably tedious.

. itv in particular will be insufferably tedious.

Especially if that utter c**tlugs tyldesly does the commentary.

the 11 honest decent men of portsmouth (all also millionaires of course),

You're completely right, but of course they won't take into account that most of these honest men wouldn't play for the club unless they got their bonuses.

I saw a letter on skysports last night where some random nupty said he would love to see pompey win as he`s bored watching teams like utd and chelsea buying the trophies. Oh the irony....

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-...d-201004122633/

Don't forget the "Avrams revenge" angle.

Don't forget the "Avrams revenge" angle.

true. probably not the juiciest story to tell though. avram isn't quite a chelsea legend.

i actually like the fact av's got something done right in pompey.

Don't forget the "Avrams revenge" angle.

I haven't forgot the 'Avram's record in final's' angle either

I haven't forgot the 'Avram's record in final's' angle either

Lets hope he stays consistent and we do em 10.0