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你永远不会独行

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Good old dippers hypocrisy at play as usual. Slag us off for selling out to Roman then basically whore their club to anyone with a bit of cash.

I love that Gillett is digging in his heels, attempting to put up this false buyer that he is buddies with, just to make it seem like they are looking for a new owner.

This Huang guy is someone I cant really find much info on, but it seems like he has his wealth tied up in many fields, so I dont know how effective a takeover would be right away. And i cant find anything about the guy's wealth online, so I would guess he is far from the richest man in China.

Eitherway, any step away from their financial implosion and fall into oblivion is a bad one. Agent Broughton better get cracking on phase 2.

According to the Times, Huang is negotiating with The Royal Bank of Scotland to take over Liverpool and is determined to succeed before the tranfer window closes at the end of the month.

It looks as if he's putting the squeeze on RBS to sell to him on the cheap and Gillett is attempting to stall by floating b.s. bids from a friend.

http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/436344378?-11194

old news randy, old news :indifferent0018: (jk mate)

Henry Winter tweeted that he didnt think Huang was gonna pass the fit and proper persons test. I think Charles Manson could pass that thing if he posed thumbs up in a top and scarf from the club shop

Your Daily Mash update..............

THE Chinese government has warned the people of Liverpool that it will not tolerate the theft of its property once it buys the local football club.

Not as bad as Derek HattonUnder the takeover deal Anfield and the surrounding five square miles will become Chinese sovereign territory and subject to the rule of Beijing's iron fist.

A Chinese government spokesman said: "Your proud football production plant will become an ornament of our republic.

"We will increase efficiency through tightly controlled rations and a programme of incentives including not being beaten with a length of bamboo or thrown into a snake pit.

"And our new comrades would do well to remember that while all property is theft, the theft of property will result in you being shot in the back of the head and your family being sent a bill for the bullet."

The spokesman added: "We feel confident that the most effective football playing units will show solidarity with the new regime. Also Mr Gerrard and Mr Torres will find it difficult to move to another club when their ankes are chained to a broken lavatory in a tiny concrete room."

Meanwhile Stephen Gerrard's wife Alex has already invested in a range of high-necked dresses and chopsticks for her hair and hopes to win favour with her ruthless new masters with a delicate rendition of the Flower Drum Song.

But experts said that while many Liverpudlians would regard summary execution as 'harsh', in general the takeover would have little practical effect on a city that is used to being run by demented communists.

Dr Tom Logan, from one of those Liverpool universities, said: "Being run by the Chinese could be the best thing that has ever happened to this city. Liverpool could become the new Hong Kong, but without any businesses or people with jobs."

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