Here is an adapted version of a very old Limerick

There was a young footballing Genkie

Whose tool was exceedingly benkie

To save himself trouble

He put it in double:

Instead of coming he wenkie.

Apologies for lowering the tone...

Moi!

There once was a dear lady called Moi

Who really might want to say casse toi

To critics of her quilts

She'll vex their Johnson wilts

So there will be no standing bois!

Hmm, I'm convinced when you chose your username, you opted for one that would be unlimerickable!  Nonetheless...

 

A witty ShedEnder called Droogs

Had a garden infested by sloogs

Cried he, "Holy Crap!

I'll set a beer trap

And drown these pernicious wee sloogs!

 

 

So, we have 4 poems (still to finish), now.  

And a kind of some adoration limericks.

 

 

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So, we have 4 poems (still to finish), now.  

And a kind of some adoration limericks.

 

 

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The Cristal Arena - Emotions in slow motion

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXNOdSd9byk

 

 

Could you post the 4 poems you want to see finished, please, Krc? Though I have to say, with poetry, sometimes less is more!

I'll Moi.

 

After my break.

Really need a cup of coffee now.

I'll Moi.

 

After my break.

Really need a cup of coffee now.

 

 

For reasons I can't explain (except that that's just how it is!) we only ever say I'll if there's another verb after it e.g. I'll do that.

 

If we miss out the verb we have to say "I will"  English can be VERY stupid!

 

Enjoy your coffee!

Edited April 21, 201511 yr by moi

Thanks, Moi.

 

Appreciate it.

I was in a hurry but you're right. That's no excuse for making mistakes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry guys.

I need some more time.

 

Meanwhile. A love song. Always good on a sunny day.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0A7jAVDPJU

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks, Moi.

Appreciate it.

I was in a hurry but you're right. That's no excuse for making mistakes.

Sorry guys.

I need some more time.

Meanwhile. A love song. Always good on a sunny day.

Oh KRCfan, have you seen the film that uses this song as part of the soundtrack? Heartburn, Meryl Streep and Jack Nicholson, touches those of a certain age and circumstance.

Edited April 22, 201511 yr by Droogba

Carly Simon is wonderful!

 

Here's a lovely one

 

That made me shiver and moist eyed, and the duchess has just told me I'm a daft old s*d.

Love Carly Simon and her one time hubby as individual artists and as a couple. This is for you, one of my favourites, beautiful.

Moi, at the risk of being pedantic, but to help KRC and others we could look at grammatically incorrect songs.

My offerings,

'We don't know no love songs' (above)

'...this ever changing world in which we live in' (Live and let die)

Of course there would have to be a cut off when estuary English and 'Gangsta' speak entitled the popular culture.

Moi, at the risk of being pedantic, but to help KRC and others we could look at grammatically incorrect songs.

My offerings,

'We don't know no love songs' (above)

'...this ever changing world in which we live in' (Live and let die)

Of course there would have to be a cut off when estuary English and 'Gangsta' speak entitled the popular culture.

 

 

Alas, they're are not English, they are American!  Which explains their inability to express themselves in proper English.  But if I could sing like them, I wouldn't give a toss!

 

But the Live and Let Die one is inexcusable!  Wait a minute - isn't it sung by a Scouser?  MMM maybe that explains it!

There was once a Shedender lady Beer Queen

Who while travelling abroad has not been seen

Her postings have been missed

Not as she is p****d

But she has down under Australia been

Another day, another airport - Kuala Lumpur bound for a couple of days. Will be back in time for the Arsenal match.

Come back soon, number 3!

 

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No. I didn't know there was a movie with that unbelievable beautiful song, Droogba. Thank you very much!

 

I've been searching on Youtube and found this:

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2XLHHO0u3c

 

He's on the list now, Droogba. So soon as possible. No doubt. Meryl Streep. What a woman! What an actress!

Shame on me. I should have known it.

 

Good idea, but I don't know any grammaticaly incorrect songs, Droogba.

But I do know situation incorrect songs.

 

Like this one:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLet_aHMHbM

 

 

Sir Elton John in a cabrio.

In the eighties.

In the winter.

In Berlin.

With sunclasses and summer head.

 

Ha, ha! No, no, no! That's not possible.

 

I still like Nikita by the way and George Michael's voice at the end. But that's another story.

 

 

A good evening to you all, Shed Enders!

 

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The Cristal Arena - Emotions in slow motion

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Edited April 23, 201511 yr by Krc-fan

Another one is uhm this one.

 

The sun always shines on tv.

In Denmark probably. Not in Belgium.

 

On the contrary. I see awful things the few minutes I watch, lately.

 

 

 

But it's a good song.

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ir9HC9vYg

 

 

 

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And for you

I didn't know there were fellow a-ha fans on the forum. They actually know how to write a song, are incredible live, and Morten Harket is an incredibly handsome talented singer.

 

Oddly I was listening to them for a while just this morning after waking up with 'Minor Earth Major Sky' stuck in my head. Suppose I should take this opportunity:

 

 

Good idea, PloKoon13.

Always take the oppurtunities.

There's no such thing as coincidence.

 

My favorite number 2 A-Ha song.

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6VaeFCxta8

 

 

 

 

Specially for my forum friends in Australia, New Zealand and Turkey! I wish you guys a beautiful day, today. I mark the 100th anniversary of the Gallipoli Battle. My greatest respect!

 

 

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I agree with you about coincidences.

So glad Gallipoli is being recognised as it has not always had the attention it deserves.

(Sadly, the young woman on the BBC mispronounced it.)

I agree with you about coincidences.

So glad Gallipoli is being recognised as it has not always had the attention it deserves.

(Sadly, the young woman on the BBC mispronounced it.)

 

 

Mispronounced Gallipoli????  How is that possible???  Waht did she say?  Gally Polly?

Mispronounced Gallipoli????  How is that possible???  Waht did she say?  Gally Polly?

Ga-lil-a- pee

Ga-lil-a- pee

 

 

Unbelievable!!