On Boxing Day 1994 we played the Mancs at the Bridge. At half time or before the game it was boxing day after all one of the songs that was played was Barcelona by Freddie Mercury and what's her face. A couple of weeks earlier the Mancs had been crushed 4-0 in the Nou Camp. I thought this was a good touch by the club and it seemed just a little louder then normal but that might have been my hangover kicking in.

 

Anyway did i imagine it but on the club website some or maybe all i don't know the fans are allowed to pick the pre match records. If this is the case then in homage to Gerrard's comical and quite brilliant slip against us at Anfield i'm going to suggest a few tunes.

 

                             OOPS I DID IT AGAIN:                     Britney Spears

 

                              I Can't Stand Up For Falling Down: Elvis Costello (Scouser so a bonus)

 

                              Slip Slidin Away                             : Paul Simon

 

In reality of course this could never happen. The furore this would cause in Liverpool would be astronomical. The local MP would demand questions to be asked in Parliament, all football phone in's would be of moaning scousers ( oh wait that's nothing new so as you were on that one) and John Aldridge will be so apoplectic with rage that he meets a grisly end just like the bloke at the start of the film Scanners. All of the numerous pundits associated with Liverpool are so enraged by Chelsea's antics they form a union and refuse to do any media work. There are so few pundits left that Gary Lineker is joined on the Match of The Day sofa by Ruel Fox and Clayton Blackmore.

 

But of course you would think they could take a joke especially as scousers are known for there wit and humour. Just look at some of there comedians, Tarby, Stan Boardman and the latest berk John Bishop who makes Ken Dodd look like Bill Hicks.

 

So has anyone got more song suggestions for the singalong a scouse medley.

 

 

                             

 

                  

 

 

After the match season gone, I posted a you tube link to the Paul Simon tune on the Telegraph match thread during my usual trolling and the Dippers went into complete meltdown.

Falling down. From oasis

Boxing Day??? In July???  I can't decide if that is premature or retarded!

On Boxing Day 1994 we played the Mancs at the Bridge. At half time or before the game it was boxing day after all one of the songs that was played was Barcelona by Freddie Mercury and what's her face. A couple of weeks earlier the Mancs had been crushed 4-0 in the Nou Camp. I thought this was a good touch by the club and it seemed just a little louder then normal but that might have been my hangover kicking in.

 

Anyway did i imagine it but on the club website some or maybe all i don't know the fans are allowed to pick the pre match records. If this is the case then in homage to Gerrard's comical and quite brilliant slip against us at Anfield i'm going to suggest a few tunes.

 

                             OOPS I DID IT AGAIN:                     Britney Spears

 

                              I Can't Stand Up For Falling Down: Elvis Costello (Scouser so a bonus)

 

                              Slip Slidin Away                             : Paul Simon

 

In reality of course this could never happen. The furore this would cause in Liverpool would be astronomical. The local MP would demand questions to be asked in Parliament, all football phone in's would be of moaning scousers ( oh wait that's nothing new so as you were on that one) and John Aldridge will be so apoplectic with rage that he meets a grisly end just like the bloke at the start of the film Scanners. All of the numerous pundits associated with Liverpool are so enraged by Chelsea's antics they form a union and refuse to do any media work. There are so few pundits left that Gary Lineker is joined on the Match of The Day sofa by Ruel Fox and Clayton Blackmore.

 

But of course you would think they could take a joke especially as scousers are known for there wit and humour. Just look at some of there comedians, Tarby, Stan Boardman and the latest berk John Bishop who makes Ken Dodd look like Bill Hicks.

 

So has anyone got more song suggestions for the singalong a scouse medley.

Why create a new thread for a match that doesn't take place for another five months? Nobody else has done that.

Anyone would think you were starved of attention. In which case you must have really low self-esteem.

How pathetic is it that a man of your age is a Britney Spears fan?

(See, you're not the only one who can deliberately misread and make thinks up as they go along).

 

 

Edited July 5, 201412 yr by Tommy Docherty

You can imagine how awkward that match was for me, a scouse Chelsea fan sat with my Liverpool supporting parents and sisters.

Why create a new thread for a match that doesn't take place for another five months? Nobody else has done that.

Anyone would think you were starved of attention. In which case you must have really low self-esteem.

How pathetic is it that a man of your age is a Britney Spears fan?

(See, you're not the only one who can deliberately misread and make thinks up as they go along).

 

 

Yes but i don't get all teary and call people c**ts. Good riposte though TD. There really is no beginning to your talents

Surely the Laughing Policeman will suffice...

Yes but i don't get all teary and call people c**ts. Good riposte though TD. There really is no beginning to your talents

Teary? Where the f**k does "teary" come into it?

Answer: That same cess pit of an imagination of yours that sees a non-existent argument, tells me I was upset when everyone else can plainly see I was having a laugh, you put me down as having low self-esteem, pompous, thrown in grandiosity and paranoia.... this BULLsh*t about the King Herod of the Shed End based on your warped perception of the Rangers sub-forum as "my little kingdom", you put down a self-deprecating underlined title as "hoping I get it read out on Radio 4" What??? And you  imply there's something wrong because "nobody else has done that". Well God help us if anyone shows a little originality around here.

 

Ok, so you don't go around caling people "c**ts". You merely content yourself with dishing out all manner of unnecessary and un-called for insults. i can only think that you get off on this crap.

 

Which makes you all kinds of prize c**t.

Teary? Where the f**k does "teary" come into it?

Answer: That same cess pit of an imagination of yours that sees a non-existent argument, tells me I was upset when everyone else can plainly see I was having a laugh, you put me down as having low self-esteem, pompous, thrown in grandiosity and paranoia.... this BULLsh*t about the King Herod of the Shed End based on your warped perception of the Rangers sub-forum as "my little kingdom", you put down a self-deprecating underlined title as "hoping I get it read out on Radio 4" What??? And you  imply there's something wrong because "nobody else has done that". Well God help us if anyone shows a little originality around here.

 

Ok, so you don't go around caling people "c**ts". You merely content yourself with dishing out all manner of unnecessary and un-called for insults. i can only think that you get off on this crap.

 

Which makes you all kinds of prize c**t.

Brilliant

Brilliant

You think so?

 

I don't play stupid games. I don't go out of my way to wind people up. I don't twist things round and invent things for the sake of provoking and annoying people.

 

Which is what YOU were doing in that "back of the shirt" thread, and which it's apparent that you're still fully intent on doing.

You think so?

 

I don't play stupid games. I don't go out of my way to wind people up. I don't twist things round and invent things for the sake of provoking and annoying people.

 

Which is what YOU were doing in that "back of the shirt" thread, and which it's apparent that you're still fully intent on doing.

You have quite the habit of name calling though. Sanctimonious gobsh*te to Davey Baby on the Mourinio's mistakes thread. What i read was him making incisive and witty points and you demanding to be heard like a sort of internet foot stamping

Calm it you pair of keyboard warriors.

You have quite the habit of name calling though. Sanctimonious gobsh*te to Davey Baby on the Mourinio's mistakes thread. What i read was him making incisive and witty points and you demanding to be heard like a sort of internet foot stamping

Not content with taking the side of that nutter from the Rangers section, you now take the side of this Gobsh*te. because you KNOW don't you. Yoy know exactly why I called him a sanctimonious gobsh*te in the first place.

 

For your information, that twat's held a grudge against me for longer than I can remember. Don't ask me why. It goes way back before the Neymar2 thread.

Mate of yours, is he? Or are you the Gobsh*te himself in yet another guise?

Calm it you pair of keyboard warriors.

ME?

This twat has dragged out months old stuff from the Rangers section to have a go at me, and now he's dragging out sh*t from along-standing situation that ostensibly has nothing to do with him for the exact same purpose.

 

This c**t is attacking me from all sides. Why the f**k should I just keep schtum and let him walk all over me?

ME?

This twat has dragged out months old stuff from the Rangers section to have a go at me, and now he's dragging out sh*t from along-standing situation that ostensibly has nothing to do with him for the exact same purpose.

 

This c**t is attacking me from all sides. Why the f**k should I just keep schtum and let him walk all over me?

Twat there's another one to the name calling. You do have a rich vocabulary TD it's like Shakespeare performed by Arthur Mullard.

Twat there's another one to the name calling. You do have a rich vocabulary TD it's like Shakespeare performed by Arthur Mullard.

My use of the English language towards yourself is entirely appropriate.

 

Carry on c**t.

Twat there's another one to the name calling. You do have a rich vocabulary TD it's like Shakespeare performed by Arthur Mullard.

Now tell me why you feel the need to go trawling through the site looking for reasons to have a go at me?

Now tell me why you feel the need to go trawling through the site looking for reasons to have a go at me?

Because your a c**t

Because your a c**t

Fair enough. And when exactly did you come to that conclusion?

Fair enough. And when exactly did you come to that conclusion?

As it goes TD one thing i do 100% agree with you on is Mick Dennis. Just typing his name gives me a sort of temporary turrets syndrome he is incapable of A. Mentioning he supports Norwich anytime he's interviewed. B. That he refs or is it manages kids football i usually turn the radio off as soon as he comes on. But Jesus kids coach or ref a real nightmare either way i'm going for kids coach so he can turn the condescending up to eleven. But his biggest crime is as a journo he has no insight into the game  football is just a means to an end for him.

As it goes TD one thing i do 100% agree with you on is Mick Dennis. Just typing his name gives me a sort of temporary turrets syndrome he is incapable of A. Mentioning he supports Norwich anytime he's interviewed. B. That he refs or is it manages kids football i usually turn the radio off as soon as he comes on. But Jesus kids coach or ref a real nightmare either way i'm going for kids coach so he can turn the condescending up to eleven. But his biggest crime is as a journo he has no insight into the game  football is just a means to an end for him.

Well that's something anyway.

 

Cut the crap and maybe we can finally move on from this bullsh*t.

Well that's something anyway.

 

Cut the crap and maybe we can finally move on from this bullsh*t.

Agreed my son agreed

YAYYY!!!  Armistice agreed between the two of you.  Just be friends now!  No more bickering please!

YAYYY!!!  Armistice agreed between the two of you.  Just be friends now!  No more bickering please!

Ha ha fair enough. We have reached common ground our hatred of Mick Dennis. But Beerqueen he really is the worst journo by none. If he get's interviewed about Sunday's game it will be "Well Mick big game on Sunday". " Err no the Norfolk Numbskulls Under 12's aren't playing and furthermore if they were how would they cope without me being there"." No Mick the world cup you know the biggest prize in football". " No way the biggest prize in football is for our kids to have a talentless journo hector and badger them into thinking how great writing self congratulatory columns are and don't you forget that young man".