The time is now! We have been waiting far too long for the ManU slip, and it's right around the corner!

Man U have been squeeking by. They haven't won a game by more than a goal in a month. The massive striking power of their team is dwindling. And what's this? Saha and Solskjaer injured? Larsson moved back home? Rooney hasn't scored since Jan 31? Silvestre dislocates shoulder?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Let's take a look at Chelsea now. We have won 9 of our previous 10 matches, and that tie comes from visiting the best team in portugal.

THE TIME TO STRIKE IS NOW CHELS!!! THE LEAGUE IS OURS TO BE WON, NOT THEIRS!

Oh yea...we have Drogba too!

GO ON YOU CHELSEA!! CHELSEA CHAMPIONS, CHELSEA CHAMPIONS, CHELSEA CHAMPIONS

Anyone for a bit of squeaky bum time?........ Sir Alex?

As Richard Keys might ask.....

Can they do it?

Will they do it?

Are they capable of doing it?

Are they gonna do it?

Cmon Chelsea they're there for the taking!!

Certainly gives us hope they might slip up . Rooney cant go past players for some reason , lost his confidence , looses the ball nearly as much as Ronaldo and he's not scoring . So all happy here then.

My biggest fear in the run in to the title and the CL is injurys ourselves.

God forbid what we will do if Drogba , Essien , Carv or Peta get injured.

Just heard on the BBC Boro v Manure coverage that Van Der Sar is injured as he pulled a calf muscle in his warm-up, no word on how serious a pull though, fingers crossed it's a couple of games or so out for him.

Well, it is 1-1 ManU-Boro at the half. I hope that the final score is 1-1, so that ManU will have any game on their fixture list.

Come on Borough! 2 - 1.

Can someone post United's matches that are left for this season?

Well, it is 1-1 ManU-Boro at the half. I hope that the final score is 1-1, so that ManU will have any game on their fixture list.

Final score 2-2. You got your wish.

I hope they don't come back from this slip up with more hunger and energy...

Instead, I hope this is their slow fall to mediocrity so we can swoop in and steal the title from right under them (preferably in a situation like last year, beating them for the title!).

Thats another 90 minutes for em to play!

Well, it is 1-1 ManU-Boro at the half. I hope that the final score is 1-1, so that ManU will have any game on their fixture list.

Final score 2-2. You got your wish.

Now, I wish that the return leg at Old Trafford goes to extra time, and then penalties, with Boro winning 5-4 in the penalty phase.

Well, it is 1-1 ManU-Boro at the half. I hope that the final score is 1-1, so that ManU will have any game on their fixture list.

Final score 2-2. You got your wish.

Now, I wish that the return leg at Old Trafford goes to extra time, and then penalties, with Boro winning 5-4 in the penalty phase.

May it happen

Well, it is 1-1 ManU-Boro at the half. I hope that the final score is 1-1, so that ManU will have any game on their fixture list.

Final score 2-2. You got your wish.

Now, I wish that the return leg at Old Trafford goes to extra time, and then penalties, with Boro winning 5-4 in the penalty phase.

May it happen

Can I add on that I want Ronaldo and Rooney to get injured as well, nothing too serious of course, just until the end of the season.

Calm down boys, a long way to go.

Well, it is 1-1 ManU-Boro at the half. I hope that the final score is 1-1, so that ManU will have any game on their fixture list.

Final score 2-2. You got your wish.

Now, I wish that the return leg at Old Trafford goes to extra time, and then penalties, with Boro winning 5-4 in the penalty phase.

May it happen

Can I add on that I want Ronaldo and Rooney to get injured as well, nothing too serious of course, just until the end of the season.

Yeah, nothing too serious. Hmmm... Suddenly I get a Busta Rhymes song in my head. Think it's called "Break Ya Neck".

Another Manure player is injured, this time it's Mr Personality, Mikael Silvestre

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 429435.stm

Ronaldo must be due a groin strain. I know i would be if i was banging Gemma Atkinson

According to The Sun, Rio is now out for a good few weeks with a cracked rib!

RIO CROCKED!

According to The Sun, Rio is now out for a good few weeks with a cracked rib!

RIO CROCKED!

Huzzah!! All the pieces are falling into place.

I heard it was food poisoning, apparently he had a dodgy Nan the other day.

That would be Rooney.

Van der Sar also out, with no return date due to a calf muscle injury.

Things may be looking up.

This doesn't necessarily mean they will lose points and we still have to start playing like champions again. Both of which have happened too rarely this season. But maybe, just maybe...