Two responses I think would be good from our following faithful:

 

When Wise went up to lift the FA Cup we were there, we were there.

(and again)

When Wise  went up to lift the FA Cup we were there, we were the

Second response

Osgood, Osgood, born is the King of Stamford Bridge 

(and again)

Osgood, Osgood, born is the King of Stamford Bridge 

 

Both are pre Roman's time so a good comeback for me.

I'll leave it to you match going fans to decide whether to use it.

KTBFFH

If it's the usual tune they're singing it to, I usually use the same tune singing the words, "In the Shed, in the Shed, in the Shed when we were sh*t, in the Shed when we were sh*t".  I think it covers it.

I was at school if they really must know…

1 minute ago, Munkworth said:

I was at school if they really must know…

When was the last time we were considered sh*t ?

I would say 28 May 1988, i was just about to get married, we have not been relegated since i got married.

12 minutes ago, coco said:

When was the last time we were considered sh*t ?

I would say 28 May 1988, i was just about to get married, we have not been relegated since i got married.

Well in that case I was only 14 months old. 

9 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Well in that case I was only 14 months old. 

Where were you when you were sh*t ?

"sh*tting my nappies !!!!"

34 minutes ago, coco said:

Where were you when you were sh*t ?

"sh*tting my nappies !!!!"

Who says I’m still not?

1 hour ago, coco said:

When was the last time we were considered sh*t ?

I would say 28 May 1988, i was just about to get married, we have not been relegated since i got married.

Only Arsenal, Man United and Liverpool won more honours than us 10 years before Roman took over. Four cup finals won two lost two, League cup and ECWC and Super Cup winners might as well throw in the charity shield cliche but true you have to win it to be in it. Third in 98 still a painful subject, champions league Q/F in 2000 and more or less a top six club from 96 onwards. The where were you chant is apt for Man City not us.

I always thought ‘Chasing you’ was appropriate.