http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 037043.stm

He is historically a man of his word (I would say integrity but Dutch tax inspectors would beg to differ) and this therefore pretty much rules him out as the next Chelsea manager.

Just another contract for Roman to buy out

I think you'll all join me in saying "bah".

oh well, lippi it is.

I see, Loz, so it isn't a case of 'never say never' in football - just say 'pretty much' instead

So Mr Abramovic you expect me to sign?

No Mr Hiddink I expect you to die.

Errrr no need Roman, I'll sign, just say where.

So Mr Abramovic you expect me to sign?

No Mr Hiddink I expect you to die.

Errrr no need Roman, I'll sign, just say where.

Now that is a much better summation!

Hanging by 1 ankle over a pool of sharks, I can see it now

Hanging by 1 ankle over a pool of sharks, I can see it now

No it was 'tied to a table with a laser beam creeping towards his nuts'

Contracts are made to be broken...

Hanging by 1 ankle over a pool of sharks, I can see it now

No it was 'tied to a table with a laser beam creeping towards his nuts'

Cashew or other?

my dreams shattered!!

ok moving down the list my next dream-moves include

Lippi/Zola

Spalletti

Luca Vialli

Ranieri

Rijkaard

Felix Magath

me and just

Pauly, the answer is easy. It's all a question of applied maths.

Pythagoras' theorem states:

"In any right angled triangle, the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the square of the other two sides."

Therefore,

A2+B2=C2

And to prove the equation:

Ruud G+Chelsea = Sexy Football*

* Sexy Football. Copyright Ruud Gullit, SW6 1996 -1998

No denying it was sexy football and what's more he created that having to work with the likes of Andy Myers and Frank Sinclair!!!