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Bloke in the office has connections to the club (used to play for the reserves or something - anyway keeps in touch)

A few weeks ago some oddball turns up at the club hanging around - could'nt speak English so eventually the club call the police and he is moved on.

He turns up again a couple of weeks later hanging around and again the police are called and he is moved on.

He turns up a third time with his missus. He manages to make enough nuisance of himself that the manager is called.

He makes it known that he wants a trial, picks up his wife, puts her on his back and goes haring off round the training track.

The manager thinks he has got a real nut job on his hands but thinks - well the bloke is cetainly strong, certainly fit and certainly dedicated.

He give the bloke the last ten minutes during a pre season game earlier this week and scores a hatrick.

Will be in teh squad next season

either way - heluva story doing the rounds up there.

Then I found this........... clicky

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The bloke sounds like a complete nutter,great story though bluenut!!

"He was spotted by the groundsman running around the training ground with his girlfriend on his back," said Jackson.

"The trouble is his girlfriend was naked, which got the attention of the players."

Maybe somebody should call Harry Redknapp he likes a total headcase!!

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"He was spotted by the groundsman running around the training ground with his girlfriend on his back," said Jackson.

"The trouble is his girlfriend was naked, which got the attention of the players."

I bet the groundsman looked the other way

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Heard about this, crazy story and very similar to one that happened here in North America with a Czech hockey goalie a few years back. Its great to see the average joe make it, even with a naked woman in tow

Reminds me of the old joke when the bloke goes to a fancy dress party stark bollock naked with a naked girl on his back.

What have you come as? someone asked.......A tortoise......and this is Michelle

boom boom :D :D

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Reminds me of the old joke when the bloke goes to a fancy dress party stark bollock naked with a naked girl on his back.

What have you come as? someone asked.......A tortoise......and this is Michelle

boom boom :D :D

My wife went to a fancy dress party once having shaved her head and wearing nothing but a pair of black gloves and black socks. She went as the five of spades!

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My wife went to a fancy dress party once having shaved her head and wearing nothing but a pair of black gloves and black socks. She went as the five of spades!

i once went to a fancy dress party with a toy plane in my shirt pocket. i went as an aircraft carrier......sorry.

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Reminds me of an old joke

A guy decides to have a party where his guests Are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc.

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in

green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.

He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"

And the guy says, "I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink".

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a

pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts.

He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"

She replies, "I'm tickled pink".

The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party".

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see, Paddy and Mick, standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with his knob stuck in a pear.

The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the hell are you both doing? You could get arrested

standing like that out there in the street. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?

Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in despair"

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