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And that's purely because Mario's not good enough and not because lewandowski's a brilliant player who plays for their main rival? Anyways I'd happily have him here unless it meant the departure of Lukaku.

has Odemwingie drove himself down to formby hall yet? in all seriousness though surely this happens fairly often and they're actually used to it by now.

aren't we supposed to be the classless ones?

Lets just say i'll be the one taking him to the airport when the season ends but for now he's still a Chelsea player so he still has my support.

question now is what do we do on saturday? do we rest players and risk our chance in the premier league in the hope of having a strong well rested side ready for the second leg on Tuesday?

Has to be Costa surely? but I've always thought no matter who we buy we should also put a few bob down to get Hernandez from United.

Really? could have sworn i read somewhere on here he would be back for the 2nd leg my mistake but even still we are capable of winning this.

Eto'o has a presence Torres and Schurrle don't.

Everybody saying we are out of the Champions league...... Calm down dears. Eto'o should be back in the 2nd leg 2-0 and we're through and we are more than capable of keeping them out. Overreaction factory here. Onto Saturday and Stoke.

Good move for Mata to an undeniably huge club who need him more than us. Time to show Del Bosque why he deserves a seat on the plane to Brazil. Class act on n off the pitch and i will die a little every time i see him in red.

Watched Hentai Kamen: Forbidden Super Hero. Some japanese movie about a super hero called Hentai Kamen, he wears girls panties on his head and fights for justice. Odd film but definitely good for a few laughs.

Mikel to score the only goal after 89 minutes causing Clattenburg to go absolutely insane and dropkick him in the face. My prediction? 1-0 Mikel

Although he wouldn't be my first choice i think when controlled right he's an outstanding player plus he's still young and has Premier league experience. (Can't see us signing any striker yet though)

Can't even understand why people would be happy to let Curtois go to keep Cech. Chelsea must do their damned hardest to keep him. After the world cup he either needs to be loaned to a premier league club or kept here to fight Cech for a place.

It's easy to look good in the Russian and Ukrainian league I rate him as a "Good" player but nothing more than what we have already. I'd take every single one of our current midfielders over willian any day of the week.

Don't particularly want Eto'o but hopefully with all this talk of Chelsea being interested it will encourage Rooney to force a move through if he really wants to leave for Chelsea.

Chelsea City United Apr 5: Stoke H Apr 5: Southampton H Apr 5: Newcastle A Apr 12 : Swansea A Apr 12 : Liverpool A Apr 12: Hull H Apr 19: Sunderland H Apr 19: West Brom H Apr 19: Everton A Apr 26: Liverpool A Apr 26: Palace A Apr 26: Norwich H May 3: Norwich H May 3: Everton A May 3: Sunderland H 11 May: Cardiff A 11 May: West Ham H 11 May: Southampton A I'm Happy with our one even with liverpool it's the easiest of the 3

If we sell Lukaku i'm going to cut of my chubby conquistador and feed it to a kestrel. Same goes for Curtois

Everyone on bluemoon acting like it was a massive achievement beating us.... oh dear. Can our players go home now and recover? how mata still has legs and not stumps i don't know.

Is that you pinky? Brain's been looking everywhere for you!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/chelsea-jose-mourinho-understood-struck-1784870 personally would love Jose to return.