RickCFC

The DM with their insider knowledge of nothing.

Damn he's worth more than that. Here in the U.S. top pro athletes earn at least $20 million per year or 14 million euros, and taxes are lower too. Maybe Bayern gives their players awesome perks.

I'm not big on signing players over 30. Although Ballack was my fav Chelsea player of all time.

De Rossi would be my dream player. Pogba would also be a dream signing because he's so young and already so damn good and dominant.

Specialist, consistent, super top quality. One of the best in the world at his position.

Except it's Arsenal, Chelsea, Man City, Man Utd, and Liverpool now. Also the midtable teams in the premier league are better than midtable German teams, like Everton, Tottenham, Newcastle, and Southampton. There's more money to go around in the premier league than in the bundesliga, much higher tv ratings

We should revive this thread every 8 months or so. Best night of my liiiiiifffffeee

Honestly I started supporting Chelsea in 2007 just because I noticed Cech's headgear, lol he stood out to me, I thought his head looked like a turtle shell.

You'll go far.

Jose has said we are 2 clinical signings from being possibly the best team in the world. We know that means 1 clinical CM and 1 clinical striker. These will happen in the summer. Anything that happens this month is just a slight reinforcement for the squad, not a game-changer.

I say go ahead and bring home that scrilla, that cash money. Bleed the Qataris for as much as we can get. I bet it ain't a bad place to train for a few days either.

Ring ring. "Hello Juan? Yes hi, it's me, David Moyes. You haven't heard of me? Oh, well anyway I was just wondering if you'd like to come play out of position on the wing in the Europa League next year?" *click* "Hello? Juan, hello?"

Yeah well I'm ready for a new goalkeeper. Cech isn't going to improve.

Actually I think we can completely ignore FFP. UEFA are fearmongering on Bayern's behalf and other clubs like PSG are basically calling UEFA's bluff.

Lol Lallana sounds like a toolbag.

I think Eto'o is improving quite well. He had a good game against the scousebuckets, his link-up play and movement was good

FFP was an idea born in Bayern with Rummenigge and spread around by Platini to scare off would-be upstart nouveau-riche clubs from daring to dream, daring to build something to challenge the hegemony of European football. It's all toothless fearmongering.

Matic is my real hope this transfer window. He is a CM, which we need, Benfica are a selling club (we know this), and he has been a Chelsea player before. The triforce has aligned for us to buy Matic in the next 3 weeks or so.

I am gonna have to ignore the papers for awhile

Um can you name all 59 U.S. states? Didn't think so. I can.

I don't mean to brag but I can name all 18 E.U. member nations from memory.

I have excellent geographical knowledge and I had to look up Burkina Faso.

He doesn't want to play for Chelsea, dude. He wants to play for Bayern. If I like a girl but she likes someone else I move on to the next one, I don't get all whiny and needy.

There are no available strikers that are better than what we've got.

Bit of a lottery, really. Chelsea-quality players are super rare, which is why we have to recruit from all around the world. Our newest signing Traore is from bumf**k Africa.