Beerqueen

We just cannot keep going can we?

What a great break. And what a crap finish.

John Terry has won the double you know. And the sh*t from the Lane have won f**k all again.

Screamer of an own goal from a yard out, goalie onto defender and in. Magic goal.

Absolutely devastated. Such a lovely bloke. We used to go and watch Chelsea train and we was always lovely to us. I once got a ball smack in the face from a misplaced shot of his and he was very apologetic. I still have the photo my friend took of me with him - was so happy to have his arm round me.... Thanks Butch, you'll be much missed. One of us.

You might be right - I just remember being astonished at how bad Cuadrado was when he played _ maybe it was because I was actually at the ground so he looked worse in the flesh. Though Baka did look awful yesterday.

I dunno. I think Cuadrado holds that title in modern times.

Aww @Garrison have you done all the others? Would love to have them all scrolling at work!

f**k it. But 3-0 flatters Barca. Hoped we'd make more of a game of it. But still better than Manure last night. Hey ho.

I was just about to post the exact same words (well, OK I was going to say Morata but.....)

We needed to score anyway. Not much has changed.

Ah that footage still gives me shivers! What a night!

I tried to watch the 2012 Barca away match on a dodgy stream, got as far as Gazza going off injured before it failed. Tried to get it back without success, found JT had been sent off, thought ah f**k it, I won't bother, Rami scored, I dashed to the pub to get there for the second half. The rest of course is history. I feel for you trying to watch on a stream, They always seem worse for midweek matches.

Thank god it's on BT so I can watch in the safety of my own home and don't have to venture over to the pub!

Hmm, I think I've f**ked up and haven't got any beer. Don't really do spirits so it'll be red wine then.

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t - hate the last hour before big CL matches. Do I eat or just go for the liquid diet? Gulp!

First yellow for arguing about being offside. Second 30 seconds later for arguing about the yellow.

Ah right thanks - didn't even think to read the comments - I'm not an avid twitter user so only usually read the posts. Good that he got it back though.

Will Birch? @WillBirch1905 7h7 hours ago More CHELSEA FANS PLEASE RT Does anyone know Michael Brearley? Found his ticket on the floor on Barcelona. If you know him get him to direct message me so we can return it. Thanks.

Ooh thanks @robdog - I will put my son on to it! @zolawannabe25 - something for you to try out.

Thought I'd resurrect this thread to ask if anyone's seen the Shape of Water? Just got back from seeing it and a bit bemused by it really. I enjoyed it but it was very silly and weird - a bit like a 50s B movie monster film but with lots of money and special effects. All a bit surreal. But Best Picture? I haven't seen the others but if that's the best film of the last year, I'd be surprised.

Awful performance. I would have though 1-0 beforehand was ok but not with that absolutely sh*t performance. Dire. Absolutely dire.

This is so so bad!

Oh sh*t they've switched back.

I am usually pessimistic but stay behind the team. But this has been embarrassing. No ambition. The pub has turned over to Barca and I'm not going to suggest turning back. It's one thing to support us when we're playing badly (and I will of course) but am not going to tell them to switch back to watch that crap.