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And remember, while they may have stopped two of our winning streaks, we won the Champions League and snatched their place in if from them. It still makes me smile.

Or 2016 at home to Liverpool.

I know most of you on here probably won't be with me on this - but thank god for Strictly after this to restore my equilibrium.

And the classic sign of a c**t - he can give it out but not take it.

Totally agree - we got away with it in Minsk and against Palace but both games were poor - as was Everton obviously.

I was thinking the same. Horrible player.

Yeah sorry - tbh I couldn't quite remember - I just knew that he should never be offside so much - it's infuriating.

That should never have been a threat.

The point is, it doesn't matter if he's offside, the play finishes.

No booking there then?

FOR f**k SAKE - HE'S OFFSIDE AGAIN!!!

They boo someone for scoring against them? Really? I thought he must have at least strangled their chicken?

Why are they booing Marcos?

I admit I just can't see beyond how often our attack comes to an end because he just can't stay onside.

Morata? He's offside more often than Kane falls over.

Bloody loved the guy. Exciting, creative, and when he got the ball you always hoped that something would happen. Shame he went to that club but redeemed himself with that quote about being fed the spiel. Good luck Joe, you'll always be one of our own.

Is that a euphemism?

Hampton and Richmond in the FA cup on BT. Ah the mighty Beveree Stadium (well that's a rather grand name for it, but still), home of the famous Beveree Discos in the 70s, site of my first illicit Cinzano and Lemonades aged about 13/14. Ah memories. sh*t Oldham have just equalised. Double sh*t - they've now taken the lead.

I did wonder who else played for Atletico that I had forgotten about!

Tbh I thought he was pretty crap last week too. Yes, he scored twice which hid the fact that he was woeful in some of his decision making etc.

Exactly. Though I might laugh if he made a mistake against us!

No.

I wouldn't boo Diego. f**k it, I don't think I would even boo Tibo.

I'm sure he really is injured.....

We seem to be the only ones who don't boo our ex players.