Beerqueen

There must be easier ways to spend a Sunday afternoon.

It shouldn't be bloody difficult should it?

The commentators are crap. In the first half they identified Essien as Makalele in the stands, then they said that Barkeley was not getting a good reception from the Everton fans when he was warming up and asked if he'd celebrate if he came on and scored in front of them. Well, no because that would be an own goal! I even started doubting myself which way we were shooting!

That's a better way of saying it! And I agree - Mourinho used to complain about it when he was here but is now the worst offender for it now.

I was worried about this match and I was right to be!

I realise that but maybe just think before using it out of context another time eh? Hazard being kicked all game is not nice but it's not like rape is it?

No it's not. "Rape is a type of sexual assault usually involving sexual intercourse or other forms of sexual penetration carried out against a person without that person's consent." Using it for anything else makes me wince.

He hasn't been great recently either. Poor against Palace.

Please don't use that phrase.

What a goal that would have been!

I've said it before now that I can't understand why teams fight to get into Europe and then rest players when they get there and flop. It's not the first time Liverpool have done this - remember when they had a CL game midweek v Real Madrid but rested players because they were playing us at the weekend? f**king joke!

You can tell if it's a poor match when I'm posting in the match thread. Usually I'm too tense/excited/whatever. God that was awful! But job done.

I was just typing "last minute equiliser" and it almost happened!

Oh does that count as a shot?

According to the stats, we've had 15 shots. Really? I thought about 4.

And the rest I think!

I think I remember it - it's what happens when you move the ball away from the centre circle rather than towards it and it goes somewhere near the net.

And he won't now.

I feel sorry for our fans who travelled all that way. I just hope the alcohol is cheap!

Not quite sure how we didn't score or at least get a shot in!

Barkley's having a bit of a mare isn't he?

He could be waiting a while. You need to get it in the final third usually to score.

Careful there Chelsea, you nearly created something but luckily remembered to pass backwards just as we got it to the penalty area so that once again it came to nothing. I can see them scoring soon.

We had a shot. Not on target or anything. But still, a shot!

This is so frustrating. Sideways, sideways, backwards, lose the ball. Repeat. Repeat.