mojo

yes, next drama please

f**k United!

They're all over the media news. It's one media over another who will publish more diabetes news of the 'biggest club in the world'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/12/chelsea-fear-transfer-target-tiemoue-bakayoko-could-knee-injury/

actually he's bigger than life f**kface

And some others are already jizzing in their pants (Jose forever.jpg)

Lukaku first interview as Man Utd player shows everything you thought you knew was wrong It was said you would destroy the dark side, not join them! Romelu Lukaku has not yet been officially announced as a Manchester United player, but he sat down with ESPN FC in Los Angeles for an exclusive interview about just why he chose the evil empire over the club he (supposedly) supported as a boy and was (supposedly) all ready to sign for even just a couple weeks ago. “It’s the biggest club in the world.” Fair enough. “This is an opportunity that I've always wanted since I was a child. When [Manchester United] came calling, I didn't have to think twice. So I'm really delighted to hopefully be part of their history." Oh? “Who would say no to the biggest club in the world?” Yeah, we got it "Best stadium in England. The best fans. This is the perfect opportunity. I always said I wanted to play for a team that's challenging for every trophy that there is. "I think Manchester United at the minute wants to be the dominant team, that dominant force. If you look at their history, it says enough. To become part of a club like them is something that I really wanted. I'm thankful for the opportunity that they gave me. "Now it's time to work hard, work harder than I ever did before. I'm willing to do it. Hopefully, it will come a good way." Pouring it on a bit thick, aren’t we? So that’s the bit that’s in the video. In the published article, Lukaku was also asked about the role party-buddy Paul Pogba has played in tapping him up, and the former Chelsea big hope has revealed that it’s been a plan 7-8 years in the making. (Wait, what?) "I've been talking to [Pogba] for about seven or eight years. And now he's living in Manchester. I live in Manchester. He lives like down the road from where I live, so we're together on a daily basis.” Pogba’s words, like sweet sweet honey on the brain. "He was explaining to me how it went at the club, and it triggered something in my head. When the opportunity came, I didn't have to think twice. I'm really excited. “All of [the Man United players]. I think they're all top players, a good group of guys that is hungry to win trophies. And to play in front of those fans, everything is set there to perform. But, you know, I have to work harder than I'm doing now. I know the road is still far, but I'm willing to go on that path and grab the opportunity that I get." Don’t worry, ESPN also quizzed the 24-year-old soon-to-be most expensive player in the world about reuniting with the man who didn’t think Romelu Lukaku would ever be good enough to be Romelu Lukaku. “[Mourinho is] a guy who I wanted to play for since I was 10 years old, so now to have the opportunity to work under him again is great. We've been in contact. He explained to me how the club was like, what he expects from me.” Go on... "You know, we were together under different circumstances. Obviously, the first time when I met him, I was still a young kid, and I was eager to play. And he understood my decision why I left at the time. I returned on the pitch.” "Now I'm 24. I'm a grown man. He sees the maturity that has grown throughout the years, so I'm really thankful for the opportunity he gave me again." Whoa, what’s happening here? “I think he wants to improve me, make me a better player than I am today, which is good. I always want to improve. I always want to work on the good stuff, but also the bad stuff. He knows how to make players better, and make from players winners as well.” "For me, I think it's the perfect opportunity. I'm 24. I never won a major trophy, but I'm eager to win something and to be part of a team that wins trophies, and I think he's the right guy to help me in that.” So, that’s that. Now we wait the official confirmation. Lukaku and Mourinho visit the Bridge on the weekend of November 4. Should be fun! f**k this garbage piece of twofaced sh*t. Hope he fails!

The more you think the more is obvious that Lukaku would never ended at SB. Only maybe if we have thrown away an insane amount of money. Eversh*t got Shrek for 'free' and Manure will finance half of his future wages. That was Moronhos's ultimate plan to f**k us up. He held old the cards - money, that fat f**k agent, Pogdonkey, Shrek. Manure would pay 200M if needed. Eversh*t also hate our guts. They were making insane drama about Stones to Chelsea as he is the future pilar of the team, but next year he goes to City without any fus for the same bid we made. And there's Lukaku, I've seen all of his instagram escapades with Pogdonkey this summer and f**k me, they're ment for each other. Two overpuffed wannabe OG's living in a f**kup world of their own with no touch of reality. If Costa is a troublemaker and a prick at least he's down to earth guy.

Diego

now let us wrap this embarrasment with selling them matic as well

What a nighmare this has been. And it all started with SMS. f**k em all!!!

another frustrating window

It's not a picture. It's a video. And he says no more BS with Chelsea banners. Maybe he's not coming after all.

Jose Mourinho has been accused of defrauding tax authorities by Spanish prosecutors for a sum of £2.9million (€3.3m) during his time at Real Madrid.

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Luis Enrique emerges as candidate if Chelsea are forced to lose Antonio Conte

I always thought it was Hazard to blame who was shagging Eva. Well I guess I was wrong.

We know he's a loose cannon and unpredictable being. sh*t just hit the fen.

I think that we underestimate players' power again and this may turn to another split dressing room season. And Conte's demise. What was he thinking?