SpeciallyHazarded

The mere fact that we have FÃ bregas and Costa makes me feel confident, tbh. This is a different team, guys. Its now invalid to say ' we usually lose these type of matches'.

Group permutation ahead of the game: Win - Beat Schalke and we will qualify for the last 16, including securing top spot in the group regardless of what happens in the Sporting Lisbon v Maribor game. Draw - Get a point against Schalke and we will secure last 16 qualification, but not top spot yet unless Sporting fail to beat Maribor. Lose - Lose in Germany and we'll drop to second on H2H record behind Schalke with everything to play for on matchday 6.

MAATCHHDAYY!!! Happy Birthday! GodBless!

I think we should stop speculating any further. José rubbished all these rumours yesterday about him leaving and stuff. And in a much funny way. To quote him: " Cech leaving? Who's saying that? In which Mickey Mouse website? In which Mickey Mouse blog?".

I think the 4 yellow cards expire by December end.

He seems happy. Still waiting for him to sign that contract extension José talked about, like 2 months back.

A'ight fellas. This is supposed to be the game which we're ( the fans) to give a reaction to José's comments. Be at yer vocal best, scream yer intestines out, MAKE SOME NOISE! ---- Desperately need Cesc for this one, these are the type of matches where he'd bully the small teams. IF he starts and IF he's in flow, expecting a thrashing, as West Brom have been in poor form, of late.

http://m.fifa.com/ballon-dor/puskas-award/index.html Vote for...

Fernando Torres and 10 others.

Barcelona are no.1 on my hitlist. Can't effin' stand 'em. F-u-c-k-i-n' cheats. It gave a special category of pleasure watching Didier Drogba giving 'em c-u-n-t-s a taste of their own medicine when we last met. :-D And that Torres goal with G'Nev's orgasmic commentary made it even more memorable.

Not sure if this has been said already. As much as a great manager Carlo is, he couldn't do for once, what José did/has done- twice. That is, build a team. A legacy.

Look who got nominated for the Fifa Puskas goal of the year award! So much for sayin' he scores only 'tap-ins'.

@oscar8: Until 2019 my heart will keep on pumping BLUE blood!

A big BIG f**k off to the never ending 'Oscar to PsG rumours. Brilliant stuff, this.

@chelseafc: Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce @Oscar8 has today signed a new contract: http://t.co/RdyLkzJJjP #CFC https://t.co/53PTH1RMC3 f**kKK YESSSSS!!!

He plays on the left. He plays on the right. Cesar Immacueleta! He makes Lahm looks sh*te! :-D

Immacueleta- Ivanovic - Terry - Luìs. Want to see us experiment this once.

3 match suspension over. Now is the return of IMMACUELETA. B) Sterling in his pockets, imminent.

Bahahaha LOL! That's Emily Foxler. If you needed the name for... research purposes. :D

José got a reaction out of Eto'o when he called him an 'old man.' Now he's gotten (hopefully) a reaction from us fans too. Surely knows how to get things done. There's a reason why he's a Special One.

Now let me be a grammar Nazi and counter this with a- *their.*runs*.

How about we blow them only when the opposition is countering and get them distracted? *winks*

The vuvuzelas were annoyingly awesome. Its a good idea actually. Would get usb uzzing. Hopefully we see some in our next home game.

They're the loudest fans in the league dude. Wouldn't we want to be just that? : |

I envy the Crystal Palace fans. Why can't we be as loud as them? There were incidents where the fans reactions had influenced the refs decisions! We should get there.