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He will do better when he develops composure and technique in the 6 yard box.

Yes. And three pretty straightforward opportunities in the 6 yard box that Jackson flubbed. He runs, chases, links up very well. As with his air shot in the 6 yard box the other week, he needs to work on his composure and technique where it counts.

We need another step in the registration process. In lieu of an I Am Not A Robot screen, I Am Not A Moron.

If that's the case ...

Quite. 10 or 15 minutes here and there is a waste of time.

Least of his problems, I think. His running and linking up is admirable. His touch, especially in the 6 yard box, is the problem. Should have had 3 yesterday. Twice the ball was passed to his feet in the box - once from Sterling, I forget the other source - and he couldn't react quickly enough or sort out his feet. Like he had divers' boots on. What should have been his third, skied over the bar late on, was emblematic. In an earlier game, I forget against whom, he had a fresh air shot from close range from a Sterling set up. He's young, he's inexperienced, he works hard, but he has to work on his technique.

No PL loans to anywhere outside the window. Emergency loans outside the window were once possible but FIFA changed the rules.

Fair enough. Looks like Brighton are paying 80% of Fati's salary and Felix has taken a pay cut.

Rogue Shift key. I have to give mine a Slap sometimes.

The women's window closes September 14.

Nope.

"Approved" by La Liga. Goodness know how.

Told you so. 😇

German transfer window closed at 5pm BST.

Bear in mind that selling Gallagher is, at this point, still media- and twatter-driven.

Find another team to support. 😀 Everton look pretty stress-free at the moment.

Not sure it's that simple. Spurs want to move on Hojbjerg but he doesn't want to go to Fulham.

Bollocks. If he's out the door it's because (a) Poch, having not once started him at LB, obviously doesn't fancy him as a LB; and (b) he's declining to sign a new contract.

The heffalump in the room is Maatsen declining to sign a new contract. The risk of him leaving on a free next year.

They've spunked 45m on Brennan Johnson. So now, with Richarlison, two non-goal scoring 9s.

Not a bad move. Manager Mowbray is good with young players.

How would greengrocer's and their apple's and orange's survive without them?

The world's reserve's of apostrophe's are limitless.

Thanks for draining the world's diminishing reserves of asterisks.

Ah well, BBC got it wrong. That makes more sense.