Iceman

Yep. Phil McNulty from the BBC this evening reporting that Man Utd have just agreed a £33m fee for Sneijder with Inter. Personal terms now to be agreed. :-((

So Pastore has joined PSG tonight . Can see someone at CFC getting the sack from Roman very soon.

Oh dear. Duncan Castles in tomorrow's Sunday Times reporting that Andre Villas-Boas is happy with the current squad and only wants one player addition to replace Essien. If that is the case, no silverware again !

New £25m bid from CFC for Modric has been rejected.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/tottenham-hotspur/8585569/Tottenham-Hotspur-manager-Harry-Redknapp-hints-that-Chelsea-made-contact-with-Luka-Modric-weeks-ago.html?

if Levy is so concerned about clubs going public on targets, maybe he should have a word with his manager.

Lampsy boy has just got engaged allegedly

Can see Real Madrid getting Aguero too. Platini however will not say a word about the spending of his beloved Spanish clubs.

Sky Sports Italia reporting that Neymar has just signed a five-year contract with Real Madrid and will be announced later today. Shame if this is true and just goes to show that negotiations can be done quickly and not dragged out for months like Chelsea's policy seems to be.

Thats not his real Twitter account though

Sneijder today says he wants to stay at Inter http://www.fcinternews.it/?action=read&idnotizia=49125

One thing Barca do very well is sign their targets quickly. No agent bleatings or protracted negotiations for them. Wish the same could be said for us.

Spanish press also reporting that they are about to sign Rossi too.

Looks like Barcelona have won the race for Alexis Sanchez - bargain if the reported 25 million euros fee is true. Jeez - how many attackers does that team need? http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_6965793,00.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Ian McGarry is all hot air. The only in he has with CFC is through Lampard. And Lampard will not know our transfer targets

Yep. That is last Summer's quotes. Do not believe all you read on Twitter. Most post for a laugh !

Doubt we are prestigious enough for Neymar to join us. Can see him preferring one of the 2 Spanish giants.

Reports that Real Madrid have just signed Aguero :-(

Having Van Basten as a manager would be a bloody disaster. Totally average club career and completely underwhelming. Who on earth is advising Roman? Bobby bloody Campbell??

Arriverderci Carlo. Our lowest points total for 8 seasons. This season in a nutshell (management & players) - uncommitted, passionless, no hunger, turgid, predictable, aged, no width or pace !

And Man Utd really want him too.

This should put paid to the "Kaka to CFC rumours" for a while hopefully:- --- Kaka's mother has moved to clear up comments about a move to London in August. Her tweets sparked talk of a Chelsea move for the Real Madrid star. But last night, Simone Leite tweeted again that she had been invited to London "only to preach the word of God". "It will be for a few days in September". It's not the first time the tweets of Kaka's family have sparked controversy. Last year, his wife launched into former Real coach Manuel Pellegrini over his selection snub for her husband.

Spurs have as much chance of signing Drogba as I have of marrying Brad Pitt !!

Absolutely hilarious :-)

Benfica have made an official statement that Chelsea have indeed signed David Luiz for 25m euros. Fack yeah !!! http://web3.cmvm.pt/sdi2004/emitentes/docs/FR31637.pdf

From A Bola via @FrLaCo, the Luiz deal seems to have increased in value late on, they're due more in add-ons but seems to be close.