Huttsey

https://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2017/08/new-contract-and-loan-for-baker.html Baker's gone already, he's at Boro.

Coutinho submits a transfer request and I'm enjoying an ice cold glass of scouse tears. Southampton fans must be gutted for them.

Ah, I forgot about SplishSplosh. I miss him in a weird way.

Holy sh*t, I was just about to post about why I wasn't getting my hopes about this happening and then Chelsea have only gone and confirmed it. Welcome, Alvaro.

If his first introduction to the UK is a copy of the Daily Mail I wouldn't be surprised if he's on the next train back to France!

I had to google the man. A left winger from Sevilla apparently. I guess he'll be back up to Hazard.

You betcha! The source is me, I am a football agent.

Apparently we're in for Danilo from Real Madrid. http://www.90min.com/posts/5224610-chelsea-reportedly-ready-to-match-asking-price-for-out-of-favour-real-madrid-defender?utm_source=RSS It's a sh*t source so take it with the punch of salt it deserves.

Blues Brothers! My turn: "There is no spoon"

Sorry for your loss. You could try Reddit as well, that has quite a following. https://www.reddit.com/r/chelseafc/

Anyone bought Tekken 7? Is it worth it?

Answered your own question there!

It was against Reading away in the FA Cup. God knows when it was, I was a child so sometime in the 90's. We won 2-0 if I remember rightly. It was a little awkward as me and my Dad was in with the Reading fans. When Chelsea scored, my Dad cheered like mad, completely forgetting where he was!

Well that was bitterly disappointing. Arsenal deserved to win, even if their first goal should have never stood. In any case, if you told me at the beginning of the season that we will win the league and get to the FA cup final I would of never believed you. It's been a great season on the whole.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/football-league/harry-redknapp-birmingham-transfer-benoit-assou-ekotto-pornstar-a7757926.html Harry Redknapp wants to sign Benoit Assou-Ekotto — but defender is more interested in becoming a porn star Surely we are not getting a better headline that this during the summer transfer window?!

A noticeable absence of Lukaku in those kit photos.

Oh god yes. Pep is an incredibly boring manager and I never understood the obsession with 'tika-taka'. It's like watching paint dry. In my view, he made Bayern worse when he was there. I've said this before, Heynckes Bayern was a far better team to watch than what Pep created.

Commiserations @Spudulike.

YES! Get in!

OMG, see this out West Ham.

EDIT: Ignore me, somebody has already done the line-up. Nothing to see here.

Watch out folks, the lunatics are out of the asylum on BBC News!

Well, I don't want to sound harsh but I'm not surprised. It's still a shock to hear it confirmed though. I had assumed John would retire and join the coaching staff at the end of the season but it's clear, from reading his statement, that he wants to continue playing.

Dortmund's team bus has been involved in an explosion before their game against Monaco tonight. No-one was harmed, thank god! The match could be called off. EDIT: Turns out Marc Bartra's been taken to hospital.

Looks like Katie Hopkins.