Makelele's Ukelele

hehe classic

Not only that but he looks like a human thats been genetically spliced with a rat

Im not quite sure how Tevez finds the time to cheat on his wife inbetween playing football, being the rumpelstiltskin pantomime lead, and becoming the advertising face for rohypnol !

If some of us are nervy about playing Villa, their fans must be sh*tting themselves about playing us. Lets have some faith, its gonna be an easy win :D , bring on the final and a crushing victory against the y*ds.

Depends how long it takes your ex mate to get to the end of the road ;)

I meant Turnbull and not Stevie Wonder, just for the record

I'd like to see him get a chance too to be honest.

Am very glad that Ivory Coast aren't in Englands group. This latest revelation will make them an extremely dangerous proposition in the WC. Definitely a team to avoid

Well said that man

Dont be sorry, i personally think the mans a moron and we`re all entitled to our opinions.

Just wanted to gauge peoples opinions on the following: If you put Craig Bellamy in a room with a typewriter and an infinite amount of time, probability dictates that by hitting random keys, Bellamy will eventually (in between dribbling and throwing his own excrement) type a word that is found in the Oxford English Dictionary. Does anyone else believe this could happen ?, or is it just fanciful poppycock ?

Isnt it amazing how everyone in the press suddenly see Bridge-gate as an opportunity to vent their envious spleens against a rich and succesful sportsman that they barely (if at all ) know. I havent witnessed such a sustained and vicious press campaign since the Beckham witchhunt. Piers Morgan is an unprincipled odious little rat, caught up in his own web of self importance. Maybe this article was an attempt at writing his autobiography but he got the names wrong lol. Oh no, that cant be the case because hes too grotesque to be able to bed anyone that he hasnt paid for. Plus i doubt he has any friends to be able to cheat on.

Forgot to mention, apparently he also plays in the London masters league, so if any Ex Chelsea pros would care to do the honours. I would suggest going over the top on the little ginger f**k about a minute from the end :(

We should take a little time out to understand Mr Groves before we all bash him, because in all honesty God has not been kind to little Perry-winkle. The following are a number of reasons why he`s probably got a few axes to grind 1. He was ginger, and is probably now bald. 2. He was and chances are still is, ugly 3. He wasnt particularly gifted as a footballer - being a substitute more often than not in his brief, un-illustrious career and perhaps most telling of all 4. He`s a c**t

One of a kind, a great footballer and a great man

Completely agree. I dont think we need to make wholesale changes to the team or to the tactics, but we need to start concentrating for 90 minutes. Its unbelievable that we`ve been ahead in virtually every game we`ve lost in the league this season. Those matches havent been lost through lack of class, just lack of focus - and someone , somewhere needs to iron those mistakes out. The really annoying thing about yesterdays game was that we were completely in control. Up until Citys first - they had hardly threatened and we looked to be cruising. Then we get a sloppy Mikel header, a moment of indecision from JT, and a goalkeeper who in all honesty could have gone home, taken his dogs for a run, come back, had a cup of tea, and set his Sky Plus to record the worst goalkeeping mistake of his career...all before the ball crossed the line. We're still in a fantastic position - but we now have to win this league the hard way, at Anfield and Old Trafford. This is, and always has been , the Chelsea way.

I dont think you imagined it, I was watching it with my other half and we both found the commentary cringeworthy in its pro United stance. I distinctly recall Rooney and Valencia being referred to as ` a match made in heaven`, and i honestly thought Guy Mowbray had soiled himself with excitement when Rooney scored. and Phil Dowd was just awful, especially in the first half...he had about as much consistency as a Stephen Hawking blancmange

never thought id see the day when two scousers score in a cup final for the mancs. Disgraceful behaviour

blimey, the worlds first posh gooner ! (da dum ...tish !)

lol, the pleasures all mine :D

Collymores idea of loyalty in sport involves flashing your headlights, winding your window down and getting a facial.

I dont think Bridge avoided Jts handshake on purpose, he was just momentarily distracted by the thought of Tevez giving him a reacharound in the shower :D

A truly world class player, and unfortunately one that we have never really replaced. I used to love that cheeky look he had whenever he was pulled up on a foul. Butter wouldnt melt

to be fair to SWP its difficult to cross when you can't see over the top of the ball

I thought he`d been pretty dignified up until now, but to refuse to play for England and deny JTs handshake - well he now officially deserves all the stick he`s just unleashed in my opinion. Massive cockchoker