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BlueBeard

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  1. If you're referring to the 2nd picture, then I'm not too sure. There's been (many) times when I've got totally rat-arsed and next morning not remembered much of anything, but I've never woke up next to something like that If I ever did, I think I'd have topped myself
  2. Love the picture caption - mentioned that she was pictured "far right"
  3. It's no good posting up pix like that, G4, you know that the only person who appreciates them other than yourself is Brian M
  4. I'm with Barak on this one - Ranieri inherited a great side, and took us downhill. I always liked the guy, but couldn't respect his management - I still shudder when I remember some of the things he did - Dennis Wise (or was it Guddy?) at RB at Anfield for one There will obviously be some good memories of his era, but for me, whenever Ranieri is mentioned I can only think of Monaco away, something that still makes me angry even now........f*ckin' Veron!!! So, in conclusion - G4, it's time to deflate your lifesize Ranieri doll, give it a good wash and put it back in the cupboard, and Pauly, get back in the kitchen with the cheese and do what you do best
  5. I think the Wycombe fans were booing Ballack because just before half-time he hit a free-kick, and a Wycombe player in the wall handballed it. Ballack went a bit garrity, and kept on at the ref about it for ages - we should have had a penalty.
  6. Super Dan Petrescu helps out Yorkshire scum What's going on???? I was quite happy for Bates to go there, but was pissed off that Wisey & Poyet followed him.......and now this! Found that on NewsNow, by the way, I don't go visiting the dirty L**ds site, honest
  7. Especially if they're at home to Birmingham or Stoke ps - pity Millwall got relegated, that would have been a nice get-together.......
  8. The way we're playing at the moment, I'm none too sure about getting past Wycombe Wanderers, let alone Porto!
  9. Ahh, you've gotta love the little guy ain't ya?
  10. Could be worse, I heard that Walter was trying to talk Jack Charlton and Ian Ure out of retirement I was surprised at Weir, but his experience could pay dividends, and I agree that Ehiogu could do a good job at Ibrox - just depends on whether he avoids injury. Apparently the Gers are on the verge of signing a new striker, Abe Simpson
  11. scouser??? I'd rather be a pox-ridden dung beetle Charlatan Scot??? I'll have you know that I am a proud member of the McBlueBeard clan of Battersea, South Scotland (very) - clan motto 'Stitch That Ya Bas'. Naturally, I'll be the first to admit that my Scots accent has faded a touch, but I haven't been back to the bonnie braes of Battersea for some time now
  12. Good point, actually......
  13. I reckon a fortnight should suffice
  14. I agree whole-heartedly, he should have at least left the c*nt in intensive care. However, Gillespie will forever have a place in my heart for making the effort
  15. great stuff - shame he didn't cripple the b*stard (Hunt). Warnock getting sent off too, any chance the officials target him? I like the geezer
  16. Yes, I think you'll find that it is. I'm not exactly broken-hearted that we probably won't win the title for the third year running - no-one should expect that - but I'm f*ckin' pissed off with the fact that we still haven't signed a back-up central defender, or a back-up striker. Whether that's down to Mourinho, Kenyon, Abramovich, Arnesen or Buck doesn't matter - but they need to sort it quickly. For f*ck's sake, they say that they want Chelsea to be the dominant force in world football by 2014 - if they carry on like this, they've no chance. From what I heard on the radio, we showed no passion or spirit today at all - that has to be down to Mourinho. He left it too late to make changes, yet again - if he did it to get his point across to the owners, then he should be sacked. I remember Dave Sexton doing a similar thing in the early 70's, he destroyed a top-class side just because he was sh*t at man-management, and decided to prove a point by selling Osgood, Cooke, and Hudson - then he f*cked off when we about to be relegated. I wouldn't be so gutted if we'd lost to Wigan, and drawn today, but to lose to the pox-ridden scum from Merseyside just makes me so angry! Words can't describe how I feel towards those c*nts. No! No! No! It is not over yet! Yes, we played like crap today and have done so in way too many games this season. We also have some important players missing. BUT! We are only 6 points behind and if Arsenal wins tomorrow then we're still "only" 6 points behind. It's not too late to catch up. BUT! We need to get some players back (especially JT) and they need to stay fit. We need a good signing or two. With a bit of luck, a bit of fighting spirit, a bit of team spirit and all the skill we can produce we can still win the title. You seem to be overlooking the fact that we've been playing like sh*te all season. We got away with it for a long time, but since we started getting injuries to key players we've struggled like f*ck. As I've said before, if Mourinho (or whoever buys the players) did their job properly, we'd have decent cover for all positions - ie, central defence, and attack. But we haven't got that cover, and we've suffered for it, pretty obvious really. And there's still no sign of that cover being brought in, and the transfer window will be closing soon.....
  17. Yes, I think you'll find that it is. I'm not exactly broken-hearted that we probably won't win the title for the third year running - no-one should expect that - but I'm f*ckin' pissed off with the fact that we still haven't signed a back-up central defender, or a back-up striker. Whether that's down to Mourinho, Kenyon, Abramovich, Arnesen or Buck doesn't matter - but they need to sort it quickly. For f*ck's sake, they say that they want Chelsea to be the dominant force in world football by 2014 - if they carry on like this, they've no chance. From what I heard on the radio, we showed no passion or spirit today at all - that has to be down to Mourinho. He left it too late to make changes, yet again - if he did it to get his point across to the owners, then he should be sacked. I remember Dave Sexton doing a similar thing in the early 70's, he destroyed a top-class side just because he was sh*t at man-management, and decided to prove a point by selling Osgood, Cooke, and Hudson - then he f*cked off when we about to be relegated. I wouldn't be so gutted if we'd lost to Wigan, and drawn today, but to lose to the pox-ridden scum from Merseyside just makes me so angry! Words can't describe how I feel towards those c*nts.
  18. If Mourinho thinks it's more important to be proved right against the board, then he's unprofessional and should f*ck off. I'm trying hard to find reasons not to put Sheva on, but can't think of any.....
  19. Why the f*ck doesn't Mourinho take Kalou off and try Shevchenko????? The way things are, we've got nothing to lose
  20. Just said on the radio that after Robben was substituted, he had words with Mourinho, then ripped the shirt from his back and ran to the changing rooms. I take it they meant Robben ripped his own shirt off his back.....
  21. The way things are going, I'll be happy to keep the scousers down to single figures
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