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And every time he plays another few million gets knocked off the price tag. One of the most frustrating players I've ever seen

Entertaining half anyway. Between the missed chances by Dembele and that peanlty miss Barcelona could/should have had 3 or 4 in that half.

That's a terrible penalty

Getting the Premier League gig was a mystery itself.

holy sh*t messi

Barca have squandered a load of chances this half, most of them falling to Dembele. Griezmann looks a shadow of the player he was at Atletico. Cheating c**t he may be but letting Suarez go was madness.

He took it well anyway so fair play to havertz. I would have ruled it a handball but hard to tell from the angles we saw. This needless f**king around with the handball law leads to things like this

Imagine how many goals sterling would have if he was a somewhat reasonably clinical finisher? And with aguero being unreliable in terms of injuries, I can't believe city have never got a better backup than jesus.

Can't believe that substitution. Actually they just showed him with strapping on his leg so maybe there's an injury

sh*te match, painful viewing. Ziyech was very poor, kante sloppy in possession at times. On the positive side CHO has looked bright, and together with Mount the ost likely to make something happen.

Didn't see the match, just the goals at the end. But what a glorious result.

Always lovely to witness those horrible c**ts take a beating. City will stroll to the title from here

Hahahahahaha Nice one Everton

Considering how sh*te pickford is, and how sh*te olsen has looked tonight, youd imagine a new keeper would be high on Carlos priorities

Football is becoming an increasingly pathetic spectacle. The West Ham player lifts his arm which grazes Mitrovic's face who then goes down like he's been shot and then they f**k about for 3 minutes watching replay after replay before showing a red card. Anyone with more than 2 functioning brain cells can see it wasn't deliberate and no damage was done. You see idiotic sh*te like this all the time in matches, petty things like this getting labeled "violent conduct". What has happend to this sport? What's happened to common sense?

Decent performance, much better than midweek. Fantastic finish from alonso but he's still too much of a defensive liability against better teams. Chilwell hasn't been great the last few weeks but I'd still feel more confident with him in the side. Hudson Odoi had another good game.

Quality finish. He's well warmed up for spurs now ?

Werner is struggling badly

Will probably take someone getting seriously hurt before something is done to cut it out. When kane did it, instead of being called out for being the dirty bastard he is, he gets called clever. Only natural that other players were gonna start doing it after seeing him get away with it.

He did once anyway. Problem was it was above everyone else's head height too

Keane says a lot of things but he never said they should sack ole. All the ex united players in the media have gone to great lengths to defend him. As for Willian, just saw him put in one of his famous high floating corners. Ah how we miss those

Mount did more in 10 minutes than the rest of the team, CHO aside, did between them all game. Too slow in midfield, everyone standing around like statues. Jorginho offers nothing on or off the ball. Kovacic wasn't much better tonight. We didn't lose and got a clean sheet. About as much positivity for that as I can muster.

Don't think he won the header, rudiger did? I'll have to see the replay. And after that it's probably considered a different phase of play or something. I dunno, they've f**ked around with the offside law so much now I don't know what is or isn't

Another steaming pile of sh*te of a game produced by these 2 teams. Question is, why the f**k did I watch it knowing what was coming? And why did I continue watching it to the end?

City are giving it to them