TJB

Win today and that should be top 4 done and dusted. United are sh*te. Come on Chelsea, get the f**king job done.

It would be typical of this shower of sh*te, on a night when literally noone, not even their own fans, wants them to win, to pull a performance out of their arses and get a result.

Basically his defence was he's a colossal f**kwit. And being that he is indeed a colossal f**kwit the panel hearing his case believed him. Of course for the likes of you and me and just about anyone with an iq in double digits at least it's hard to believe there's anyone who wouldn't know about the Nazi's and the significance of the gestures he was making, but the fa managed to find at least 2 dipsh*ts who bought his story.

Tells you a lot about the standard of refereeing in the country

Hope this isn't offside

1 of the early replays from behind the goal clearly shows it hitting his arm and then his hip.

Ajax guilty of overplaying it a bit at times. Cracking finish, pity about the offside.

Ajax lead! Wow.

Just switched over to Juve-Ajax. Ajax playing some good football.

This is happening too much the last 2 seasons where we just fall apart in the second half

Or maybe someone needs to go check if the Chelsea team bus still has wheels

What the f**k is operation anfield exercise?

They brought the teams out on to the pitch early for this sh*t

https://www.skysports.com/football/story-telling/11669/11689820/gerrard-the-story-of-the-slip

Here's a shocking stat. In 5 CL games at Old Trafford this season, United have managed 1 goal. A late Fellaini goal against Young Boys. Obviously their away form is much better, so I wouldn't rule them out of this completely,. But I would expect Barcelona to be much better at home and pick United off much like they did to us last season.

Yeah the kind of thing that'll cause him nightmares for a long time I'd imagine. We've all missed sitters in our own illustrious playing careers (my own nightmare being the time I hit the crossbar from 10 yards out with the goal open) but at least we can say we never missed from the goal line

Kane tries to leave one on Delph, ends up hurting himself. Delightful.

Absolutely everything I've heard from and read from Alan Green tells me he's a Livepool fan. Maybe this interview did happen and someone else will say they saw and/or provide proof, but I would be extremely sceptical about the possibility of him being a Chelsea fan.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you all the worst miss in the history of football.

Holy sh*t, hard to believe it was 5 years ago. Another month and it's the 5th anniversary of Demba Ba day. Doesn't time fly when you're having fun?

Just saw how Suarez dived to win the penalty in the first half. He actually stamps on the defender and then goes down like he's been shot. "Technical difficulties" with VAR meant they didn't review it, according to a tweet I saw at least.

I'd say Barca would cruise past United & Spurs, and I'd fancy them to beat City too. Liverpool are the ones I'd say they'd struggle against. Their setup seems to be perfect for countering the bigger teams.

PSG bottle it again but that's a terrible decision for the penalty. Where the f**k is he supposed to put his arm?

f**king ridiculous decision