Amputechture

Yes, but only after he joins Brighton

Don't they know Mark Pulisic is available?!

Chelsea 3-1 Tottenham Madueke 34'

Injured again.

Arsenal 3-4 Chelsea Saka 8'

If anything, Chilwell is being a team player and saving Sterling the embarrassment. Proper captain.

And yet he never had a falling out with Roman/Marina and actually looked like he was going to be our guy long term until the sale.

Brentford 1-3 Chelsea Gusto 24'

But but the stats!

Did I say 3 all? Obviously what I meant was, City 0-6 Chelsea. Palmer and Sterling with hat tricks!

City 3-3 Chelsea Foden 14'

Go f**k yourself.

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Nkunku is probably the perfect example here. While he is obviously injury prone, he went from joint top scorer in the Bundesliga last season to being unable to feature for us for more than five seconds without getting injured.

Liverpool 3-4 Chelsea Nunez 27'

Chelsea 4-2 Fulham Willian 21'

Sauce?

Chelsea 3-1 Palace Nkunku 14'

If he is, you and Munky need to do the honorable thing and predict a Chelsea win with Carney on the scoresheet.

Wolves 0-2 Chelsea Gallagher 43'

Good thing he didn't feature against Everton. This thread would've been insufferable otherwise.

Nkunku. Probably. Maybe. On second thought maybe not.

Chelsea 3-0 Sheffield United Nkunku 69'