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here you cheeky prick. He didn't play well. But didnt exactly cost us the game. What do you expect me to say?

This is the problem as people like yourself singling out torres having a bad performance in a game in which we were 2-0 up at half time away from home against our local rivals!

ok so in a first half where we went 2-0 up im sure we can all forgive him. lol

How did you know? I thought he had a good game all around. It's exciting though because some of these things he does actually remind you of the old Torres. Uh oh he's said it. Well he's not back no but it's nice to see a striker of ours with confidence! Still he needs to stay back at have a lesson on finishing. Let's get Zola in!!

Damn it!

Just to chip in. Yeah he came on probably to take the zip out of the team and contain the clean sheet! But he's still sh*t the team immediately looks worse when he's on! I'm a fan of winning games ugly so I can appreciate where a player like him can do a job but he's sh*t and still hardly can make a tackle and when he does he gives a foul away in a dangerous area. Sack him off in the summer!

Fuaaark! Torres actually looked class last night! Hangeeland couldn't cope with him! He skinned some of their players couldn't believe it. At one point he actually left two of their players flat footed and made it look easy, was tear worthy! Still his shooting is outrageously sh*te worse than Giroud!

interesting stats but must also be considered if Lukaku has such good minutes per goal ratio then why isn't he playing more minutes at West Brom?

keeper wtf was he doing there

couple from lamps and that would be very niiice

anyone got a decent stream? The other one posted sent me to some gaming site

honest interview, no matter whats happened i cant hate the guy! In terms of those stats you'd fancy him to get at least 20 from now until the end of the season. But in 50 odd games i think we were all hoping he could have gotten 25-30 and help us out in those games like Shakhtar away where a draw would of got us through, winning the world club cup etc... but never the less I wouldnt mind if he stayed next season with Lukaku coming back, but on those wages?!

Don't think he played badly tbf. Good finish for the chalked off goal, went on a mazey little run that Moses couldnt do anything with. But i'm sorry he cannot do anything with a hoofed long ball, yet Cech, Ivanovich and Terry continued to ping them at him all game!!!!

f**king so sh*t, benitez better see us beat united now or he's surely out. Bertrand sh*te - isnt anywhere good enough yet, can't attack and is so left footed its incredible. Lampard by his usual standards was f**king sh*t as well too many misplaced passes, didnt look up for it. Marin?? what the f**k is the point he's worse than anyone in that squad. Playing an under 18 would be better than that sh*t. Same goes for Yossi. Oscar looked like a little boy out there no clue when its freezing cold in some random stadium without mata or hazard on the pitch. Team went out to lose that didnt look arsed.

Moses cant cross the ball now it seems

f**k me Benitez and a lot of these have no f**kin idea... Why the f**k does Cech pump it down every time?! FFS torres is not drogba do we not have enough players to pass it from the back?!!?!??!

Decent post. I am pro Torres all the way but i find it massively painful watching him. Confidence is shot and he is never going to get that confidence back while at Chelsea. I was interested to see however that i think torres' shirt is the 7th highest name in the UK at the moment so even despite his form he is still a very popular striker. I don't understand Nando after Drogba leaving and him looking like you had found some form towards the end of last season and the start of this....where did it actually all go wrong?!

any of you good fellows have a stream this evening?

It's so painful watching him again and again he is so short on confidence it is unreal. It's never coming back at Chelsea all the options have been exhausted for him. But I wish it could of been different he was another class when he played against us just cant do it for us.

Stream anyone?

top finish! Play Demba and Torres together. Fork Marin off

This is a horrendous showing. Lamps, Rami, Cahill, Terry, Oscar all need a rollocking

Cahill sh*t, Ivan cannot cross the ball to save his life

f**k off Benitez

This is f**king dire, so many mis placed passes! what the fuaaaaaaaaark