BlueBeard Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I thought we should have a song competition for our beloved manager - I'll start the ball rolling with this touching little ditty. This song came to me while in the shower this morning, either I'm seriously worried about the situation at Chelsea or I'm bored sh*tless To the tune of "That's Amore" (just a shame Dino isn't around to sing it): - His fans call him Big Phil But he makes me feel ill That's Scolari (That's Scolari) Chelsea can't win a game Cos the boss is insane That's Scolari (That's Scolari) He's too long in the tooth To take chances with youth That's Scolari (That's Scolari) While our youth attract bids Who the f*ck are those kids? Says Scolari (Says Scolari) Change my team? What the f*ck d'ya mean What the f*ck d'ya mean What the f*ck d'ya mean Says Scolari (Says Scolari) He won't pay transfer fees If they don't speak Portugeuse That's Scolari (That's Scolari) He once won the World Cup But he's f*cked Chelsea up That's Scolari (That's Scolari) He's so thick he can't see That he's got no Plan B That's Scolari (That's Scolari) Two up front? Don't be such a c*nt Don't be such a c*nt Don't be such a c*nt Says Scolari One will do If we lose I will choose F*ck the Blues Says Scolari (Says Scolari) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midlandblue Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 A lot of time and effort seems to have gone into that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjd Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I'll keep mine simple. 'Scolari must go, Scolari must go - woh oh' Takes me back to the Johnny Hollins days!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBeard Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 A lot of time and effort seems to have gone into that. Not really, just sort of came naturally while I was in the shower. Of course, I had to sing it to see if it worked - I'm sure I impressed the neighbours no end :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckydevil Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I wish I was one of your neighbours I think it would made my day :D But I think it explains the situation exactly how it is. You should think about getting into the music business :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chippy Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 (edited) Not really, just sort of came naturally while I was in the shower. Of course, I had to sing it to see if it worked - I'm sure I impressed the neighbours no end :) Lets hope the next managers got a catchy name Steve....I'm sure next years effort will be a belter :D I can see it already He does like to gob hes a bit of a Knob (Franky Rijkaard) when angered he'll spit he made Barca play sh*t (Franky Rijkaard) Edited February 9, 2009 by Chippy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blizeH Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 "You don't know what you're doing!" will do for me. Especially if he brings on Deco the next time we're desperately looking for a f**king winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midlandblue Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I quite like. "We'll support you ever more" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexelk Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I thought we should have a song competition for our beloved manager - I'll start the ball rolling with this touching little ditty.This song came to me while in the shower this morning, either I'm seriously worried about the situation at Chelsea or I'm bored sh*tless :D To the tune of "That's Amore" (just a shame Dino isn't around to sing it): - His fans call him Big Phil But he makes me feel ill That's Scolari (That's Scolari) Chelsea can't win a game Cos the boss is insane That's Scolari (That's Scolari) He's too long in the tooth To take chances with youth That's Scolari (That's Scolari) While our youth attract bids Who the f*ck are those kids? Says Scolari (Says Scolari) Change my team? What the f*ck d'ya mean What the f*ck d'ya mean What the f*ck d'ya mean Says Scolari (Says Scolari) He won't pay transfer fees If they don't speak Portugeuse That's Scolari (That's Scolari) He once won the World Cup But he's f*cked Chelsea up That's Scolari (That's Scolari) He's so thick he can't see That he's got no Plan B That's Scolari (That's Scolari) Two up front? Don't be such a c*nt Don't be such a c*nt Don't be such a c*nt Says Scolari One will do If we lose I will choose F*ck the Blues Says Scolari (Says Scolari) haha brightened up my monday, thanks for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chippy Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Steve Just to say I just read my reply and realised it made it sound like I was accusing you of some sort of fickle fairweather support type Jobbie... not my intention and the song for next year is more aimed at the people that were over the moon when Scolari came and then turned on him once things became difficult. You know I know you wanted Scolari out before he met the players and you haven't seen anything to make you change you're mind (can't understand that :D ) I know I didn't need to say this a you already know, I just don't want other people to think I meant it that way. If it is Rijkaard though, you must help me finish my ditty.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUENUT Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I thought we should have a song competition for our beloved manager - I'll start the ball rolling with this touching little ditty.This song came to me while in the shower this morning, either I'm seriously worried about the situation at Chelsea or I'm bored sh*tless :D To the tune of "That's Amore" (just a shame Dino isn't around to sing it): - His fans call him Big Phil But he makes me feel ill That's Scolari (That's Scolari) Chelsea can't win a game Cos the boss is insane That's Scolari (That's Scolari) He's too long in the tooth To take chances with youth That's Scolari (That's Scolari) While our youth attract bids Who the f*ck are those kids? Says Scolari (Says Scolari) Change my team? What the f*ck d'ya mean What the f*ck d'ya mean What the f*ck d'ya mean Says Scolari (Says Scolari) He won't pay transfer fees If they don't speak Portugeuse That's Scolari (That's Scolari) He once won the World Cup But he's f*cked Chelsea up That's Scolari (That's Scolari) He's so thick he can't see That he's got no Plan B That's Scolari (That's Scolari) Two up front? Don't be such a c*nt Don't be such a c*nt Don't be such a c*nt Says Scolari One will do If we lose I will choose F*ck the Blues Says Scolari (Says Scolari) I'll doff my cap to that :) Brightened up a rather depressing Monday morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Your looking alwful and sad, They really think your bad, The team just make you swear and curse, When you're chewing Joses gum, Don't grumble, Give a whistle And this'll help when on a squeaky bum. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the light side of life. [whistle] Your tactics are jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to put some pacy wingers on the wing. The team are in the dumps, Can you iron out the bumps? Just hide your shame and sing. That's the thing. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the right side of life, [whistle] No tactics or Plan B, The future looks iffy ! You must always face the fans with a bow. Forget about your sin. Give the audience a grin. Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow. So,... Always look on the bright side of death, [whistle] Just before you draw your terminal breath. [whistle] Your ideas are all sh*t, When you look at it. Life's a laugh but not since under you. You'll see it's all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And... Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the right side of life. [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Repeat to fade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moos Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I thought we should have a song competition for our beloved manager - I'll start the ball rolling with this touching little ditty.This song came to me while in the shower this morning, either I'm seriously worried about the situation at Chelsea or I'm bored sh*tless ;) To the tune of "That's Amore" (just a shame Dino isn't around to sing it): - His fans call him Big Phil But he makes me feel ill That's Scolari (That's Scolari) Chelsea can't win a game Cos the boss is insane That's Scolari (That's Scolari) He's too long in the tooth To take chances with youth That's Scolari (That's Scolari) While our youth attract bids Who the f*ck are those kids? Says Scolari (Says Scolari) Change my team? What the f*ck d'ya mean What the f*ck d'ya mean What the f*ck d'ya mean Says Scolari (Says Scolari) He won't pay transfer fees If they don't speak Portugeuse That's Scolari (That's Scolari) He once won the World Cup But he's f*cked Chelsea up That's Scolari (That's Scolari) He's so thick he can't see That he's got no Plan B That's Scolari (That's Scolari) Two up front? Don't be such a c*nt Don't be such a c*nt Don't be such a c*nt Says Scolari One will do If we lose I will choose F*ck the Blues Says Scolari (Says Scolari) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blizeH Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Delete this sh*t now. It's done and dusted, whilst I can appreciate the work gone into these admittedly clever chants, I don't think there's any need to rub his nose in it with stuff like this tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moos Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Delete this sh*t now. It's done and dusted, whilst I can appreciate the work gone into these admittedly clever chants, I don't think there's any need to rub his nose in it with stuff like this tbh Oh come on, Blizeh, it's just a bit of laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blizeH Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Agreed, I just feel a bit sorry for the chap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBeard Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 Delete this sh*t now. It's done and dusted, whilst I can appreciate the work gone into these admittedly clever chants, I don't think there's any need to rub his nose in it with stuff like this tbh Get a sense of humour mate! And I wouldn't feel too sorry for Scolari, after all he's a multi-millionaire and will walk straight into another job. And keep it to yourself, but I think there's a pretty good chance he doesn't read Chelsea forums and therefore won't get too offended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjd Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 cheerio, cheerio, cheerio...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruh Buh Juh Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 cheerio, cheerio, cheerio...... Exactly what I was about to write! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chippy Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 We brought in Felipe and he didn't come cheap (poor Scolari) we started of bright the appointment looked right (poor Scolari) The fullbacks got up was our name on the Cup (poor Scolari) Then injuries soared its two games since we scoared (poor Scolari) at the bridge they had Banners our fans sure have sh*t manners (poor Scolari) they booed him like Grant with an embaressing chant (poor Scolari) The players were lazy sacking him was plain Crazy (Poor Scolari) Who will be next Im just dreading the texts (please not Rijkarrd) I cant watch the news in case to fill his shoes (we get Rijkaard) I'll be pretty distraught if the sky news report (says it's Rijkaard) If I turn on talksport and it's bad as I thought (poxy Rijkaard) I just checked out the odds prayed to all football gods (it's not Rijkaard) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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