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Clarkson a Chelsea fan !

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I like Jeremy Clarkson, he's one of the very few people on TV these days who can make me laugh out loud. Not so sure about his footballing credentials though, but you've got to love a couple of his comments/observations: -

"After the game I was taken to the Chelsea dressing room so that I could admire all the players’ penises – many were very enormous indeed."

"Chelsea players have by far the most impressive reproductive organs"

I'll bet there are certain female posters already trying to figure out a way to blag themselves into the changing rooms after the next home match :unsure:

On a serious note, celebrities who know f*ck-all about football claiming to support a club is nothing new, especially at Chelsea - we've probably been associated with more of these 'celebs' than any other team, even including Steve McQueen & Raquel Welch!

I noticed during the game v City one of the commentators having a go at the crowd for the "f**k off Robinho" chant, claiming this displayed a clear lack of knowledge of the game.

What a prize c**t.

I noticed during the game v City one of the commentators having a go at the crowd for the "f**k off Robinho" chant, claiming this displayed a clear lack of knowledge of the game.

What a prize c**t.

After being denied a clear penalty in the first half against City, I could hear the Chelsea fans singing "Riley, Riley, you're a c*nt, Riley, you're a c*nt" loud and clear on my match stream, seemed to be echoing all round the ground. Needless to say it was totally edited out on MOTD, w*nkers!

Sums up exactly why the game as we knew it, with real fans, with real emotions.....................

is finished.

Exactly mate - there are a few thousand 'Clarkson's' at the bridge nowdays - too many for my liking, and going to games for all the wrong reasons.

I like Clarkson and I'm happy he went to a game wherever he sat, I don't tellpeople how to support there team and I'm sure he's got a lot of more important things to do than constantly worry about there results like most of us but good on him for getting involved and I bet his sons well happy about it.

I don't think because he knows little about the game it should put a downer on his finding an interest in the club as most fans only think they know a lot about it anyway and it makes no difference at the end of the day as long as they enjoy the spectacle.

My Missus wants to know if he had taken a Camcorder into the dressing room...can't think why.

I do hate the stupid pause (but evene he makes fun of it) that he puts to over dramaticize the aspects of cars. however, he did onetime refer to a blue car as Chelsea, and then refred to a red car as "someone not very good, like Nottingham Forrest" which was a laugh

But being a Yorkshireman I figured he'd be a Leeds supporter

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