Let's start with Cranky Franky. Whom amongst you is endeared to this fellow? He was Director of Football at Tottenham Hotspurs don't you know, where he undermined a Gallic fellow name of Santini, by appointing his mucker Martin Jollypop. Santini objected to him because he wanted his job, which as it transpired, he got. Santini quit before he even got his feet under the carpet.

Spanky Monkey was spotted on Mr Abramovich's yacht while still an employee of Tottenham Hotspurs. In dispute between Mr Abramovich and the manager, Mr Mourinho, The Plain Dane kept his bread very much buttered. It was clear that Mr Mourinho was battling more than just opposing sides, he was battling unscrupulous fellows within. Shame. Mr Mourinho was rather talented. He tended to know his best eleven.

Recently, when Internazionale played the Famous Chelsea across the pond, Mr Mourinho shook hands with everyone on the opposing side, all except Cranky Spanky.

Hanky Panky's recruitment drive has not only been rather underwhelming, it's also been rather costly and caused the good name of The Famous Chelsea to be dragged through the trough, making enemies of lesser clubs in Bristol and in Leeds, to name but two. "What a palaver" as the oinks say. Prior to Hanky's w**ky arrival, The Famous Chelsea managed to produce the current England capitano no less. One wonders if The Dane With No Name is more trouble than he's worth. How the followers of Tottenham Hotspurs must miss him.

Sometimes in life one reaps what one sows, so The Good Lord tells me on the rare occasions we meet. Roman may well wish to ponder upon that ruse.

Now. Pete The Cheat. He's courted controversy before himself, what with his cleverly concocted capture of Cashley Cole. He denied ever meeting the young lothario, just as he'd previously denied ever meeting that old lothario, name of Svennis. If you're going to lie, at least be good at it, as Mr Rap Scallion's ma used to say. Here's a man intent on boosting The Chelsea Brand, when if he really wanted to make the club more popular, all he'd need to do is totter off.

Here's a man whom every time he opens his mouth, Chelsea fans the world over tug at their muttonchop whiskers. If this man were to stop going into work, and were to stop talking to anyone, his effectiveness would increase tenfold. Put him in a cage, gag him, and give him a pay rise.

How those followers of Manchester must rue the day he ever deserted them, poor sods.

Peter K and Franky A went to Lens to snap up a young buck, armed only with blank cheques and blank heads. Pity Bill and Ben weren't available.

Still, in the face of a mauling from every gutter hack to every outraged moralist the world over, there's always Sprucey Brucey to stand up for The Famous Chelsea and sock it back to them.

There's a rottweiler if ever I saw one.

Could you run that by me again?

Lol...that was pretty funny, although when coupled with your avatar picture, I'm slightly concerned for your wellbeing.

A very interesting opening post though....welcome.

Opinion on Arnesen here is split; I'm not entirely sure what I think of him yet. I guess I'll wait and see what this current crop of youngsters is capable of.

Kenyon, however, is almost universally hated by Chelsea fans.

Edited September 6, 200916 yr by PloKoon13

Oh hi Scallion! Great to have you here.

Who left the door open again?

A cautious welcome from Moi, who am not a miserable monkey. Indeed I am a deliriously happy lady of leisure who combines beachbumming with pedantry. Hence my shudder, fairly high on the Richter scale, at your use in your first sentence of WHOM where you intended (I hope) to say WHO. Please convince us this is a typo, as we are very particular here. My friend Dickywuh will have been traumatised by your misuse of the relative pronoun. I fear you may have ruined his Sabbath day.

Your Ma ( Madame de RapScallion?) sounds like a lady after my own heart.

One of the positives to come out of all this is that surely Kenyon now has to be on borrowed time?

PLEASE!

:lol:

Quite a rib tickling opener,and i to have grave misgivings about FA,he must surey have done huge damage,for Fifa to wield the big stick and smack us for the proverbial "six",even now with this huge damge caused apparently his job is safe,....JM was right,he is a "Bad un".

Edited September 6, 200916 yr by Ballack & Blu