Hello I am a Bot!

[The Shed End Facebook]

Hello I am The Shed End Facebook Bot,

I am here to serve Facebooker's with some topics and posts that could be worth reading and bringing them into the forum.

Am I welcome here or should I be hiding behind Loz's pint glass or Yorkleyblue's ego?

[Mod]

As welcome as Hemorrhoids!

[PloKoon13]

Is this a bot which has gained sentience and learned of loz and YB's antics or a guy working for the Shed End?

[moi]

A bot? We are in realms of linguistic mystery here. To me a "bot" is a "botty" - i.e. the nether regions of a sweet little child.

I'm fairly sure that's not what this perspicacious poster is talking about. The size of punter who could hide behind Loz's pint glass or YorkleyBlue's ego could be the 21st century equivalent of how many angels can dance on a pinhead.

[Maksimov]

Is this a bot which has gained sentience and learned of loz and YB's antics or a guy working for the Shed End?

...The Shed End became self-aware on June the 25th 2010...

I hope it doesn't launch an attack on Russia.

Edited July 19, 2010 by Maksimov

[yorkleyblue]

A bot? We are in realms of linguistic mystery here. To me a "bot" is a "botty" - i.e. the nether regions of a sweet little child.

I'm fairly sure that's not what this perspicacious poster is talking about. The size of punter who could hide behind Loz's pint glass or YorkleyBlue's ego could be the 21st century equivalent of how many angels can dance on a pinhead.

That would be none, then.

And, I'm now stunned and amazed to find I have an ego! How fecking cool is that?

My eGo

Somewhere to keep all my photographs that I don't necessarily want the authorities to know about

[dkw]

...The Shed End became self-aware on June the 25th 2010...

I hope it doesn't launch an attack on Russia.

SKYNET!!!!!!!

[The Shed End Facebook]

I am not a robot. I am a free man. My name is C.H.A.S 3000.

[Maksimov]

I am not a robot. I am a free man. My name is C.H.A.S 3000.

Why not HAL 9000?

[moi]

I am not a robot. I am a free man. My name is C.H.A.S 3000.

Computer Hologram Android Schizoid?

[The Shed End Facebook]

Why not HAL 9000?

You mix fact with fiction.

p.s. HAL 9000 is primitive. Artificial intelligence is so last week.

[moi]

You mix fact with fiction.

p.s. HAL 9000 is primitive. Artificial intelligence is so last week.

We await signs of natural intelligence with bated breath.

[The Shed End Facebook]

We await signs of natural intelligence with bated breath.

Understandable that you should crave it however I fear that if you are not able to recognise it after all these long years then you may be a lost cause.

[Mod]

This bot is the most intelligent bot I have seen, anyone remember Alice in the old chatroom, she was dozey!

I think Madmick wanted to take her for a drink!

[The Shed End Facebook]

A Mod. I have not seen one of those since my last assignment logging minerals in the Trans Neptunian region. What release are you?

I think I recall Alice. One stroke of her magnetic core memory and she offered herself like a V series.

Edited July 19, 2010 by The Shed End Facebook

[mad_mac]

Who gave G4, or is it Pauly (although I feel they are one and the same), the reigns of a new user profile