http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3079249/Alex-Ferguson-fury-at-Wayne-Rooney-bender-amd-Anderson-car-crash.html

Classy.

What a disgrace. I've never smoked or taken a piss in the street on a night out.

What a disgrace. I've never smoked or taken a piss in the street on a night out.

going by his pre WC ad campaign, he should be living in a caravan nursing a Cat Stevens beard.

This man should be strung up. Im outraged at this.

To be fair to The Sun, they were censored from printing the real story. Apparently Rooney was a guest at a Buckingham Palace Garden Party, and was caught having a threesome behind some bushes with Princess Anne and a corgi. Upon being apprehended, he lost it slightly and took a dump in the Queen's handbag before wiping his arse on the royal standard.

To be fair to The Sun, they were censored from printing the real story. Apparently Rooney was a guest at a Buckingham Palace Garden Party, and was caught having a threesome behind some bushes with Princess Anne and a corgi. Upon being apprehended, he lost it slightly and took a dump in the Queen's handbag before wiping his arse on the royal standard.

What a tribute to the mans lack of taste...a threesome with Princess Anne and a Corgi, surely if he needed a threesome that much the Queen has got another Corgi kicking about.

I am more offended by Rooney's lumberjack nerd attire than I am by anything the sun has printed there. As for that I couldnt really give a damn about those sh*te merchants passing judgement on anyone.