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A self imposed dilemma here , i started thinking , [no reason whatsoever] Chelsea players who've played for Spurs or vice versa.

Glen Hoddle

Mickey Hazzard

Jimmy Greaves

Colin Lee

Gus Poyet

Jason Cundy [ could be wrong here ]

Any additions to this ??



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Gordon Durie

Terry Venables

Frode Grodas

Clive Allen

hang on a minute, you got a name wrong. its gordon "f**king judas c**t" durie. get it right..



Posted
And The Blockheads? :D

Plenty of those in N17:

You must have seen parties of Blockheads

With blotched and lagered skin

Blockheads with food particles in their teeth

What a horrible state they're in

They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests

Shoes like dead pigs' noses

Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers

A mouth what never closes

You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams

Dressed up after work

Who screw their poor old Eileens

Get sloshed and go berserk

Rotary accessory watches

Hire-purchase signet rings

A beauty to the bully boys

No lonely vestige clings

Why bother at all about Blockheads?

Why shouldn't they do as they please?

You know if it came to a brainy game

You could baffle a Blockhead with ease

Posted

n the deserts of Sudan

And the gardens of Japan

From Milan to Yucatán

Every woman, every man

Hit me with your rhythm stick

Hit me! Hit me!

Je t'adore, ich liebe dich

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me with your rhythm stick

Hit me slowly, hit me quick

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

In the wilds of Borneo

And the vineyards of Bordeaux

Eskimo, Arapaho

Move their body to and fro

Hit me with your rhythm stick

Hit me! Hit me!

Das ist gut, c'est fantastique

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me with your rhythm stick

It's nice to be a lunatic

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me! Hit me! Hit...

In the dock of Tiger Bay

On the road to Mandalay

From Bombay to Santa Fé

O'er the hills and far away

Hit me with your rhythm stick

Hit me! Hit me!

C'est si bon, ist es nicht

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me with your rhythm stick

Two fat persons, click, click, click

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me!

Hit me!

Hit me!

Hit me!

Hit me!

Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me!

Apologies for going off topic :D





Posted

Clive Wilson

Not a lot of people know King Kerry was on their books as a youngster. They released him without ever giving him a senior game. That still makes me smile.

Let's all laugh at Tottenham

Posted
Clive Wilson

Not a lot of people know King Kerry was on their books as a youngster. They released him without ever giving him a senior game. That still makes me smile.

Let's all laugh at Tottenham

On the contrary mate - hundreds of thousands. well maybe thousands, probably more like 50 or so - OK 5 or 6 and all courtesy of this award winning article

http://www.theshedend.com/fansite/kerry-dixon.html

(find me a picture of a plug)

Posted
(find me a picture of a plug)

What's this: cross-thread pollination? Cross-forum-section fertilisation?

baxendale_plug.jpg

Not just a plug, but The Plug.

Chelsea Megastore Away Shirt
Chelsea Megastore Away Shirt

Chelsea Megastore Away Shirt

Posted

And here's another one, more on topic, and which most people here won't have forgotten. The quality of the original wasn't too good; I'm not sure whether the blue border helps? You decide:

Dixon01.jpg



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