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Lofty

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  1. That's got to be a wind-up. Like the commentators who emphasised again and again that "Drogba made the most of it" for the penalty, as if to say "Of course he made the most of it. That's what Drogba does". Nicely managing to ignore the Blackburn defender's trailing leg that blatantly took Drogba down. f**k 'em all.
  2. Nice to have such a difficult choice. Anelka was good again, Balllack was excellent as was Joe Cole, but I've gone for Frank Lampard. Not only for his two goals (the first of which I managed to miss) but for the vast apparent improvement of his game. I say "apparent" because I don't think he's been playing that badly all season, he's just looked less effective because of the different, less visible role he was asked to play.
  3. That was almost too easy. Plenty of excellent performances. Good that Sturridge and Bruma get on the pitch. Blackburn were woeful though. And to state the obvious again - Diouf is a c**t. For the first 15 minutes or Drogba was hardly involved. He didn't have the best of games but still scored two and could have had four. Nice to see Frank Lampard not only on the score sheet but also far more involved and to good effect. Also nice to see Joe Cole back and looking fit. Shame that chance came so early in the game. Still, you can't have everything. 5-0 will do me nicely thankyou very much!
  4. Frank Lampard penalty makes it 4-0, game well and truly over. Unless I'm mistaken, he needs another 15 now to overtake Ossie, which looks inevitable now. Don't get me wrong here, I'm not complaining at all, but when it happens, I don't think I'll be able to avoid a little mixed feelings.
  5. Biggest mystery so far is how we're only 1-0 up. IF we hadn't scored it would be easy to think it was another one of those days. Looking very comfortable so far, but all those cliches about there's always a chance with a one goal difference ring all too true. Having said that, more of the same in the second half will surely bring us another goal or two.
  6. 1-0 and well deserved. Excellent cross from Anelka gave the defender all kinds of problems.
  7. Very difficult.. I'll try to keep it brief. Chopper with due respect to JT, Chopper will always be Mr Chelsea to me. Charlie Cooke This in full, is the last email he sent me re: the questionnaire he never got round to: Mickey Droy Was very patient and friendly towards me when I approached him on the way back from some away game, even though I was stuttering like a drunken idiot. Or something. And likewise: Ray Wilkins Was a friend of friends of mine, and used to talk to us on the underground when we saw him on the way to the Bridge. Marcel Desailly All round class act. Ossie Born is the King Of Stamford Bridge I could go on, but won't.
  8. Lofty replied to Lofty's topic in Entertainment
    My copy - which cost £44.97 inclusive - arrived today. As advertised, the box includes two DVDs, 64 Bit and 32 bit versions. Not that I'll be installing it just yet. I'll still be using XP as my default OS, and want to up a fresh dual boot, meaning I'll have finish backing up then reinstall and update XP all over again before I even think about installing Windows 7.
  9. Essien was excellent but went for Anelka who showed clearly tonight how much there is to his game. Reminds me, I was well pissed off at the way Beglin and that Manc idiot had a go at Essien for that challenge - the one where he was actually being steamed into from behind by that Atletico player whose name I forget but on another night could easily have been sent off.
  10. Panucci: Horrible greasy arrogant sod who spent his time at the Bridge looking down his nose at the club, it's fans and the rest of the players. Acted as if he was doing us a favour by his mere presence, Oh and he was useless. Andy Townsend: Can't stand him. He now does co hosts a talk show on TalkSport, coming across as an ignorant, opinionated, loud mouthed, small brained little-Englander, All round horrible git.
  11. Well you do, kind of but it's the "y" that makes the difference. But I'm splitting hairs there. The point really is that "ugh" just doesn't seem appropriate in relation to any Chelsea shirt.
  12. Alternative pronunciation for Cadogan: A boozer in the Kings Road:
  13. See above As for Cadogan, it's pronounced Caduggan. ug as in mug, hug, or Suggs. But not as in ugh.
  14. Given half the chance, I'll be having a complete break/escape from anything even remotely Xmassy. Not too difficult because my mother will be in Bristol, my sister and her family will be away in Switzerland or somewhere, and anyone else I buy for can either have whatever I get them in the post or they can wait til New Year. Call me Ebenezer.
  15. Decided to order a 1905 Earl of Cadogan Chelsea shirt today. I was going to wait for Xmas, but as it happens I've got a few quid spare this week, and besides the Megastore are currently giving away a free John Terry mug (offer closes October 16th) with every order: Free John Terry Mug And this is the shirt I'm having:
  16. Lofty replied to Lofty's topic in Football (Other Teams)
    I'd rather not if I can help it thanks, but yeah I take your point!
  17. Lofty replied to Lofty's topic in Football (Other Teams)
    Self-delusional? Full of sh*t? Blame-culture? The Scouser who phoned Talktrash after the last encounter takes the biscuit: "Gerrard was poor" he was told. 'Gerrard is always poor against Chelsea' "And why do you think this is?" 'Well I'm quite well known around Liverp**l and I want to live so I can't say... but it was to do with when he was going to be transferred to Chelsea... " The implication being that the Sainted Starfish himself has been paid off, warned off "turning up" whenever he plays us. I challenge anyone to find a bigger pile of crap anywhere than that.
  18. Thanks for the info. I knew the origins of some, but not all of the names. I remember years and years ago, when I was a nipper, getting back from shopping with my parents on Saturday afternoons, watching the classified results, a lot of those Scottish team names always sounded strange and exotic to me. To this day I've never been further north than Hadrians Wall - the Hadrians Wall Road to be precise, going from Newcastle to Carlisle.
  19. I've been thinking about this. Correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know, none of the following are named after cities, towns, or villages: Albion Rovers Clyde Heart of Midlothian Hibernian Caledonian Thistle Queen of The South Queens Park Raith St Johnstone St Mirren
  20. Good news. I'd also heard rumours that Alex was after a move, but like most here hoped there was nothing to them. In retrospect it seems a lot of this "unrest" was conjecture fuelled by his absence through injury.
  21. I think that might have been Plymouth. At the end of the game, as usual the Old Bill wanted to keep us in, but a load of us got out by forcing the corrugated iron at the back of the stand. We spilt up, a few of us went on ahead through a park with the main Plymouth mob in hot pursuit. Going over a hill we met the rest of the Chelsea, so stopped and turned .. and I swear you've never seen a mob stop and turn and run as fast as that lot did!
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