geezer Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Loz's recent quiz question of an old chant (which I got wrong!!) made me recall many of the old terrace chants my favourite of which was aimed at the Man City side of the late 60's mearly 70's. #Lee bums Bell Bell bums Lee Lee and Bell bum Summerbee With a knick knack paddywhack Give the dog a bone Why don't City f**k off home?# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad_mac Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Tremendous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBeard Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 It sometimes felt as if there were new songs being born every week under the Shed in the late 60's and early 70's. Two of my faves - To the tune of "Wand'rin' Star" by Lee Marvin "I was born under a Chelsea Shed, I was born under a Chelsea Shed, Knives are made for stabbing, Guns are made to shoot, If you come under the Chelsea Shed We'll all stick in the boot, I was born under a Chelsea Shed, A Chelsea, Chelsea Shed" To the tune of "Montego Bay" by Bobby Bloom (though the best version was by Freddie Notes & The Rudies) "Five hundred Tottenham lying dead, Just cos' they tried to take the Chelsea Shed, Come in the morning or come at night, Don't come at all if you cannot fight, Sing out, oh oh oh oh oh oh The Chelsea Shed, Oh oh oh oh oh oh The Chelsea Shed" Good days.... B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue monty Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 you go in on your feet. you come out on ya head you aint seen nothing like the MIGHTY SHED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicksy Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 North stand north stand do your job, north stand, do your job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUENUT Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 North stand north stand do your job,north stand, do your job. *or replace ''North stand'' with ''benches''* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofty Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Those were the days my friend We took the Stretford End We took the Kop, we took the f**king lot We'd fight and never lose Then we'd sing "Up The Blues" Those were the days Oh yes those were the days Na na na, na na na Na na na, na na na Na na na na Na na na na na na Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUENUT Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 It's nice to hear all the old shed chants again, although they'll never be the same as the old days..........We're the middle, we're the west side etc.......... A few old ones here - but mostly new: http://www.fanchants.com/football-team/chelsea/ I've just had half the office shout 'oh turn that sh*t off' . When I entered the site my volume was up as loud as it would go........I've added it to favourites so I can play it everytime one of em pisses me off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katznutz Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 North stand north stand do your job,north stand, do your job. We are mad ~ In the head ...... We're the North Stand not the Shed La la la Etc..... ============= What about If you like a lot of aggro in ya football, join our club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Some that are still heard occasionally Come along come along come along and sing our song were the boys in blue from division two but we wont be there for long Osgood osgood etc.. now sung at vertually every game.. brilliant. If i had the wings of a sparrow the dirty old ars* of a crow I'd fly over (add ground/club) and sh*t on the bar stewards below .. and can anyone remember the Zulu song ?? or did I imagine it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckham Blue Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Before the match version..... There was a mighty battle there, in Mill, in Millwall One hundred thousand North Stand there, in Mill, in Millwall All the West Ham gathered round, in Mill, in Millwall Chelsea battered them into the grooooouuuuund, In Millwall, in Millwall After the match version..... There was a mighty battle there, in Mill, in Millwall One hundred thousand North Stand there, in Mill, in Millwall All the Shed Boys stayed at home....... Never to be sung again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Celery Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Bump. Sang to the tune of Edith Piaf's Milord. Come on and cheer again, Cos Chelsea's here again, We are the greatest football team you've ever seen, We are the best in town, We are the best around, We are the greatest football team you've ever seen Tried it out at Fado's in Seattle night before the match in front of a few olde tyme Chelsea, and to my delight they turned around bright eyed and sang along. History right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseabootboy Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 TO THE TUNE OF THE TEDDYSBEAR PICNIC. if you go down to the bridge today you better go in disguise, if you go into the shed today you'll never believe your eyes, cause jeremy the sugar puff bear has donned some boots and shaved off his hair...... AND JEREMY THE SUGER PUFF BEARS JOINED THE SKIN HEADS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBeard Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Before the match version.....There was a mighty battle there, in Mill, in Millwall One hundred thousand North Stand there, in Mill, in Millwall All the West Ham gathered round, in Mill, in Millwall Chelsea battered them into the grooooouuuuund, In Millwall, in Millwall After the match version..... There was a mighty battle there, in Mill, in Millwall One hundred thousand North Stand there, in Mill, in Millwall All the Shed Boys stayed at home....... Never to be sung again. So f*ckin' true, I used to get so pissed off with the amount of Shed Boys gobbing off that they'd be going to West Ham or Millwall, then come the day they were nowhere to be seen. Happened every year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBeard Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) TO THE TUNE OF THE TEDDYSBEAR PICNIC.if you go down to the bridge today you better go in disguise, if you go into the shed today you'll never believe your eyes, cause jeremy the sugar puff bear has donned some boots and shaved off his hair...... AND JEREMY THE SUGER PUFF BEARS JOINED THE SKIN HEADS one of my favourites, though I remember a slightly different version: - If you go down to the Bridge today, be sure of a big surprise If you go up in the Shed today, you'll hardly believe your eyes 'cos Jeremy the Sugar Puff Bear has bought some boots and cropped his hair And Jeremy is now the king of the skinheads Edited September 25, 2009 by BlueBeard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Celery Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 one of my favourites, though I remember a slightly different version: - If you go down to the Bridge today, be sure of a big surprise If you go up in the Shed today, you'll hardly believe your eyes 'cos Jeremy the Sugar Puff Bear has bought some boots and cropped his hair And Jeremy is now the king of the skinheads Hmm I like this one better. So smooth. Quick, 'beard and others, besides "We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds..." can you share any old songs specific to those bar stewards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chippy Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) one of my favourites, though I remember a slightly different version: - If you go down to the Bridge today, be sure of a big surprise If you go up in the Shed today, you'll hardly believe your eyes 'cos Jeremy the Sugar Puff Bear has bought some boots and cropped his hair And Jeremy is now the king of the skinheads I was just reading through this thread and remembered telling my misses about this song when I read CBB's post..I showed her it but said the words were slightly different in the version I knew..the main part being "Bought some Boots and Cropped his hair" and then I see you learned the same one.. Carshalton Rules :( I remember it was about 8 years ago I was singing the old songs sat in a Transit Tourneo, Broken down in Austria waiting for the AA..I was trying to keep us all cheerful and recon the old Austrians must have thought the English were insane. Edited September 25, 2009 by Chippy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBeard Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) Just thought of another few from the old days... "We don't carry shotguns, we don't carry lead We only carry hatchets to bury in your heads, We don't carry razors, we don't carry tools, We only wear our bovver boots to kick you in the balls" then, to the tune of 'Pick A Bale Of Cotton' "Jump down turn around, kick him in the bollocks Jump down turn around, kick him in the head" I can't remember what the Everton keeper did to deserve this, but this was sung to the tune of "Excerpt From A Teenage Opera" by Keith West "Gordon West, Gordon West, Biggest c*nt since Georgie Best, Get on your bike, and f*ck off home" and Kool & The Gang... "Boot wrapped round yer head, You'll get a boot wrapped round yer head" Edited September 25, 2009 by BlueBeard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad_mac Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 one of my favourites, though I remember a slightly different version: - If you go down to the Bridge today, be sure of a big surprise If you go up in the Shed today, you'll hardly believe your eyes 'cos Jeremy the Sugar Puff Bear has bought some boots and cropped his hair And Jeremy is now the king of the skinheads That's the version I knew... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) To the tune of United States Marines. On the cold, dark streets of Merseyside, where the West Hams never been. Lies the chewed up body of a scouse git, where the North Stand kicked him in. To hell with Liverpool. To hell with Man City. Coz we'll fight, fight, fight for the Chelsea till we win the football league. I'd had a top drinking session with some old faces last season and we could all vividly remember the tune and the end of this song, but found we had all developed collective Alzheimers for most of the words. The song was buzzing round my head for the best part of week and it bothered me greatly that I couldn't remember all of it. So many thanks to my friend Bluebeard, and his encyclopedic knowledge of Chelsea in the 60's and 70's, for filling in the blanks. Edited September 25, 2009 by just Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad_mac Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Anyone know this one..not sure how popular ut was, or if I've been misled, but to the tun of Wet Spam's Blowin' Bubbles On a Wolverhampton Terrace In the pouring Rain A Young Chelsea Supporter Got a bullet in his brain And as he lay there dying Blood pouring from his head He looked up to the clear blue sky and this is what he said YOURE GONNA GET YOUR HEAD KICKED IN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBeard Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Sorry Just, but my memories of that one are: - "In the dark back streets of Liverpool, Where the Mile End's never been, Lies the chewed up body of a scouse git, Where the North Stand kicked him in, To hell with Liverpool, to hell with Man.City, We'll fight fight fight for Chelsea till we win the football league" Thing is, there were a lot of different versions of songs, depending on which mob you were with Another thing, it makes me laugh when West Ham and other w*nkers say that the Chelsea mob were all from West London. The main mobs in the Shed in the late 60's and early 70's were all from South London. Anyone remember this... "We all come from Stockwell, do dah, do dah, We all come from Stockwell, do dah do dah day" which would be answered by... "We all come from Battersea, woof woof, We all come from Battersea, woof woof woof woof woof" CHELSEA :( CHELSEA :) CHELSEA Ah, the good old days - I want to go and kick f*ck out of someone now, must control myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBeard Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) Anyone know this one..not sure how popular ut was, or if I've been misled, but to the tun of Wet Spam's Blowin' BubblesOn a Wolverhampton Terrace In the pouring Rain A Young Chelsea Supporter Got a bullet in his brain And as he lay there dying Blood pouring from his head He looked up to the clear blue sky and this is what he said YOURE GONNA GET YOUR HEAD KICKED IN!!! Ah, Scott, amateur mistake...it's "YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR F*CKIN' HEADS KICKED IN" :( Edited September 25, 2009 by BlueBeard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Celery Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Anyone know this one..not sure how popular ut was, or if I've been misled, but to the tun of Wet Spam's Blowin' BubblesOn a Wolverhampton Terrace In the pouring Rain A Young Chelsea Supporter Got a bullet in his brain And as he lay there dying Blood pouring from his head He looked up to the clear blue sky and this is what he said YOURE GONNA GET YOUR HEAD KICKED IN!!! There are other ones similar to that aren't there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad_mac Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) ignore Edited September 25, 2009 by mad_mac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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