Blue Celery

If Wenger saw this thread title...

Yes, if any one of you can record that and upload it somehow I would be plenty grateful.

We win stuff with Mikel. All I really care about in the end.

He always seemed to be sagging those shorts of his. G'd up from the feet up, as we say.

Not that I agree with it, but I can understand the argument about his being paid for doing essentially nothing and that it's a bad thing. But please, leave out the gripes about having to work three years to earn what he does in a week, and stop applying that to why you might be furious with him at the club. If you really wish to voice your opinion on that matter, don't make it exclusive to Malouda, and include JT, Frank, Ash and everyone else who are earning what they earn doing the same thing Osgood, Tambling and others did for...oh...slightly less money.

That's precisely why we would end up doing it. :)

That's good stuff right there from Torres. And even better stuff from all of us who kept supporting him during the very worst of his form.

Tommy is completely blue no doubt. He's just smart. :)

It's better that he be fit and ready if we keep him than not. Apart from his early days I've always believed Malouda to be giving lots of effort on the pitch. It finally paid off as mentioned earlier during Hiddink and Ancelotti, but the fact is that he just doesn't have the pace or a consitently quick mind to be a genuine starter for me anymore. I love him though. A positive personality goes a long way for club atmosphere and he always looked like he was trying to enjoy himself out there. He knocked Rio on his ass to score his first goal for us in the Charity Shield and I'll never forget that. Plus...he's a f*cking European Champion. If he goes, it's a good move. If he stays, it's sub city, and he'll need to get used to the bench...or the seats behind the bench. Cheers Flo.

Cole. By far. Side netting, perfectly hit, and with pace. Never going to be saved.

Pre match in Fado Irish Pub Seattle. You can clearly see the famous mad_mac in his smart button up and hat. And you can clearly see some idiot in a striped shirt standing on chairs doing his best to lose his voice. Was worth the odd looks from newer fans though. Sorry Sounder wives. :) Excellent times up there and as always was good to see Scott, along with all the faces I hadn't seen in literally years from New York, Texas, Ohio etc. Now to hopefully make another Shed-End piss up.

Cahill or Ivanovic for those already on people's minds. But in my perfect world, and for our future... Sam Hutchinson. He has it in him I feel, and if he can stay fit and get into the team regularly, we have our "next JT." Love watching him play.

Fancy seeing you here Vinci. Love, Campy

Tambling Walker Canoville Bonetti Dixon Wise JFH Bentley Bridges Shellito Nevin Britton Stanley Langley Finnieston Harris Minto Flo Dublin I have my favorites but all are good people. No current fellows. Don't know why. I'll keep it up though. Drogba is fair game now.

;) Of course, I agree. Though my insinuation is probably true in some ways. Have drank and hung out with a few past "iconic" names at Chelsea that used to be into that stuff, and did my best to soak up as many stories as possible, but I can't pretend to know what it was like. Just love listening and learning. And drinking. Sounded like a fun day out most of the time, until someone got cut up of course. That's where I would have probably said "laters." Sorry lads...not much muscle here. And not too skillful with hatchets, hammers, carving knives, or spanners. But I'll still sing those old songs as I am very talented musically.

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Actually...

Hey. Summer is near.

Give me a shou...er...tweet. @CFCInAmerica Handy if you're ever in the States. I'll find you a pub/group. Will be very handy once the summer tour comes around.

They actually combined the sexual health and nutrition classes to get the most out of the bananas they provided.

Oh. My. Goodness. You just brought me back. The DARE program was at it's height when I was about 6 years old. You know...right around the time they assumed we would start to toke up. I didn't even know what drugs were until that first assembly. By the end of the day I was behind the portable classrooms dealing rocks. But...real rocks because I was young and thought that's what it meant. Good times.

I know you did moi! What's been going on around here? I leave for over a year and I come back to hear our players can't handle a couple tequila shots? And what's more, that people actually care after we won our 7th FA Cup? I'm off to the bar to get wasted now. Have to practice for the summer when they're over.

No I definitely meant septic. Septic tank. Yank. Rhyming sla...ahhh forget it.

I am not a numpty. I'm a septic numpty.

The league awards the player with the highest misleading statistic at the end of the season.