Blue Celery

Happy Birthday. Wouldn't have met some of the most disgusting, rotten, drunk and all around good people if it weren't for this site. Thanks!

Let's all do the Gomes...

Has the song well dried up? Plenty on here, but if there are any more, please share.

Not that we are the ones that make the decisions, but it's all of us that need to give him time, and not just Roman. Let's say this is finalised and he is our new man, gets settled, prepares, and we finish 3rd or 4th next season. Our "supporters" will be up in arms and will call for his head. I'm tired of seeing, hearing and reading that.

Not too sure, but rumour has it that they will only have left sleeves.

I will second the nomination, Mr. Strategy. Another one of those times where a player is having a rough patch. Give Florent some time. Just like we gave the whole squad some time. It's his "bad moment." Relax.

Do you mean to imply that Dutch hookers provide sh*te service? I disagree if that is the case. Val, you may not make fun of me about this.

Whispers that Emelamanaionomanamano suggested that Malouda should be subbed at halftime. Only thing was that he said this in front of everyone. Certainly looked like he might be pointing him out. And before anyone blasts Eminemanolo, could that have been the fire Malouda needed? A stroke of genius from Emers...Emotic...the coach?

I hope my insurance will cover the check up.

Yes. Bottom line, it was a sh*te day. We can and will do better.

If that's big big trouble, then I don't know how you'd cope with being in 2nd place, let alone out of the top four.

Define "big big trouble."

I like you Hutch.

Thank you. No one knows how anything went down, so it's best to just take it as it is. RW is gone. I really believe sometimes that people want to hate the suits just to hate them. Kenyon is gone. Was that not a GOOD move by the club? We win a double, we're top of the league nearing Christmas without Lampard, we release our assistant coach and everyone goes nuts.

Maybe it couldn't have waited. You don't know that. Nobody knows anything. Whatever it was, he's gone and it's time to move on.

Friggin memorable quote nominee.

Cech. But I gave the vote to Malouda for sentimental reasons. Wolves at home last year. Wolves at home this year.

Bobo probably has the best shot. The only huge downside to Rooney joining us would be having to listen to him speak.

When you nutmeg a Dane and make Fergie insane...

He's ok.

I wanna be hip to Priesty. He sounds cool. It comes down to me wanting to be cool really. I wanna be adored...

All he said was that one of the best suggestions he heard for the stadium was "We f*cking hate T*tt*nh*m." The video you found Maksimov, was the one I took while I was at the CPO. I took it down, just because that's exactly what some lame paper would find and rip on.

I've put this all behind me a while ago or rather as soon as it started, and I did that by realizing that I must do everything possible to simply sit back and enjoy the time left we have with John Terry in our squad as Captain. One day, he'll be gone and many if not most of us will miss him and reminisce about how we had a top English center half as our heart and leader. I am grateful that we have someone who is as passionate about Chelsea and hungry for success as he is. Not very many clubs can boast that and it is not something we should overlook. Rather than making time dissapear by having weekly discussions about his off the pitch "problems" and buy into everything the media or fellow supporters talk about, I choose to pass the time by appreciating every hard tackle, every clearance, every interception, every pinpoint pass, every run and every goal this Chelsea legend makes. I suggest everyone do the same.

Laugh all you want in all caps or not, but he is very much a fan of our club which is why it is so great to have him. We're lucky he's with us.

Bruce is hilarious. Of course the papers will make it a huge deal but he a huge supporter and it's no different than one of us saying something as harmless as that. Well...most of us don't get to publish it in a programme...but you know.