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f**king get in. Great start, aggressive from the off.

Considering the moments of pure comedy gold he's provided us, I almost do too. Then I remember who he is. f**k him.

Only pity about QPR's relegation is that 'Arry wasn't in charge when it happened. He deserves a huge amount of stick for the situation there and for f**king off after the January transfer window shut, but his mates in the media won't do that.

Messi is something else, unreal.

Fan-f**king-tastic

Christ that was some ramble from Pearson. I nearly fell asleep listening to him.

Fantastic second half and fantastic away support yet again.

Nearly sh*t myself there. Cheating little c**t. Fair play to Dean for getting it right.

Weirdest back pass I've ever seen.

I notice he failed to apologise to Herrera for stamping on him.

It was. To be fair it was before the replay was shown, but I'd be pretty confident he wouldn't have had that reaction had Rooney done it, or anyone who doesn't play for Liverpool.

And Martin Tyler's reaction to seeing the red card was "oh no" I thought he might even break out in tears.

Mata Cracking finish though.

Good tackle from Jones on Henderson there. Di Maria was watching the rugby yesterday.

I look forward to Sky showing this on extended loops to ensure a lengthy ban for Gerrard. But seriously, this is f**king hilarious.

Gerry Armstrong had a go at Garcia for going down like he was shot, that he wasn't touched. Then when he saw the blood on his face said it was a fingernail did it. Finally showed a replay showing Garcia getting caught by an elbow. edit; Ha, beaten to it

1. SOUTHAMPTON (home) W 2-0 2. HULL CITY (away) W 0-1 3. STOKE CITY (home) W 3-0 4. QPR (away) W 1-2 5. MAN UTD (home) W 1-0 6. ARSENAL (away) D 0-0 7. LEICESTER CITY (away) W 0-2 8. CRYSTAL PALACE (home) D 1-1 9. LIVERPOOL (home) W 2-1 10. WEST BROM (away) D 1-1 11. SUNDERLAND (home) W 3-0

9 very good penalties and then that. Ha.

The gulf in class is almost embarrassing. Messi looking more like his old self.

First one you could say he went down easy, but it's a penalty in my opinion. Second one is clear as day, terrible refereeing. Although it's in line with the standard of refereeing so far this season.

Yeah, straight into it. No question about the performance of the team or about individual errors, straight into questions about the ref. Afterwards then they'd talk about Mourinho going on a rant about the ref. Prick of the highest order.

Idiot of a commentator asking was there a clear foul there, it couldn't be any clearer that he fouled Remy. A debate can be had about whether or not it's a red but it's a clear foul.

Are the c**ts with the stretcher taking the piss or what? Zouma may be unconscious and they leisurely stroll across the pitch.

Basel should have finished them off by now.

Farcical decision but couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch.