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TJB

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  1. That'll do pikeys, that'll do
  2. Nice one. Now f**king hold on you c**ts
  3. First time for a while I've been able to sit through the full 90 for one of these. Usually the playacting and petulant bullsh*t puts me off. What a f**king game though. And what a player Messi is. Not just the goal at the end, he was brilliant throughout the game. 22 red cards now for Ramos. What a dirty bar steward. That's 10 more than Kevin Muscat managed ffs
  4. Christ talk about sh*t excuses. Danny Murphy is actually talking about the difference in the softness of the grass at Wembley compared to WHL. I've never heard such sh*t in my time watching football. I don't normally get riled up over the commentators but f**king hell he's terrible.
  5. What a f**king hit. f**king have that Danny Murphy you miserable piece of sh*t
  6. Get in Hazard! Also, Danny Murphy is the absolute worst commentator. This is a back and forth 5 goal game and he sounds like he's trying to not fall asleep. When he's not hyping Spurs up that is.
  7. Wenger in. 4 more years, 4 more years.
  8. I agree fully with everything Scott said above. It's always horrible seeing injuries like that. Also, Gareth Bale should probably have been sent off beforehand for his tackle on O'Shea. And worse, he's has the audacity to complain about being booked for it.
  9. The 2 fouls from Valencia were more worthy of cards than Herrera's were.
  10. What a f**king player. Absolute bargain. Get in!!
  11. What is it with Arsenal? Spineless cowards the lot of them on the pitch. And the ref is no excuse for them either. None of the other English clubs in Europe would lose this heavily, much less twice in the space of a few weeks. They're lucky bar stewards, and indeed English football in general, that our performances in Europe have kept England ahead of Italy in the coefficients standings so we can keep the 4 CL spaces.
  12. Forget about idiots at the BBC attempting the restart the Lampard/Gerrard debate. Forget about stupid tweets or whether West Ham have any sense of decency (ha). All any of that sh*t shows is how small minded and petty they are and, above all else, how irrelevant they are. f**k em. We're better than that. Frank Lampard was, is, and will always be, better than that. What can I say about Lampard that hasn't already been said? Words like "world class" and "legend" get thrown around so easily but Lampard epitomises both. Lampard's goalscoring record has already been well documented, but there are a few things I'd like to add to it. First off, his record is that of a striker, and a good striker at that. For a midfielder to do it, and do it consistently, is phenomenal. 10 consecutive seasons scoring at least 10 PL goals. Contrary to the "joke" about deflected shots and penalties, he scored all kinds of goals. We can all remember goals where he ghosted into the box to get on the end of a cross, the 20+ yarder into the top or bottom corner (41 PL goals outside the box), and then the wonder goals like at the Nou Camp or the volley v Bayern. Even when he was supposedly past it he still banged them in. But the most impressive aspect is he paired his goalscoring with workrate off the ball. He did his part in getting back, winning the ball back. Think back to the semi final with Barca in 2012. In both legs he wins the ball back in midfield and sends Ramires away and we score. I'm gonna wrap up now by simply saying thank you Frank for 13 incredible, emotional and joyous years. Enjoy your retirement!
  13. Should have been retaken, Lovren was 4 or 5 yards inside the box. Was a harsh penalty anyway.
  14. Passing has been a bit wasteful but the work off the ball, this half in particular, has been impressive from everyone.
  15. f**ks sake, listening to them w**kers on BT you'd think it was a travesty to give the free. Fair enough Hazard moves his leg across to make contact, but it's the kind of thing you see happen in most games and the free is nearly always given. The fact that a slow motion, up close replay is needed to cast doubt on it speaks volumes. There's few things in life more annoying than that nasaly scouse whine like we're hearing from Gerrard and McManamanamanaman
  16. What a hit. What a f**king hit! David Luiz you f**king beauty.
  17. Hope we smash these c**ts, but can't say I'm confident. I'll take a draw.
  18. Not only is Wenger blind to any negative incident for Arsenal, he now thinks we're all blind to them too. He's claiming he didn't push the 4th official and in fact made no contact at all. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/10739315/arsene-wenger-adamant-he-did-not-push-fourth-official-anthony-taylor Now, I'm not one to talk about how the media portray us, but there's no doubt if Jose did that (and most definitely while still here) it would be wall to wall coverage of it and the FA would weigh in with a big fine and ban. For some reason Wenger always gets away with mouthing off about refs, even though he appears to do it more than anyone. At the very least here Wenger should get whatever Pardew got a few years back for pushing an official.
  19. Hull have issued a statement that says he's had surgery and in a stable condition http://www.hullcitytigers.com/news/article/2016-17/club-statement-ryan-mason-3533371.aspx While it's a very serious situaton, the tabloids seem to be completely over the top as usual with their "fighting for his life" headlines. Hopefully he'll be able to make a full recovery.
  20. Arsenal's result means little to us either way. They always fall apart when it comes to title challenges but will do enough in the end to secure top 4 and keep Wenger in the job. Long may it continue. Exactly. Now, to be fair most of the team were trying to get back and get started again, but there was still 3 or more going nuts with Giroud. Also, as expected Wenger has a little moan about the schedule. He's here long enough now and been dealing with this schedule for 20 f**king years. It's not like it was suddenly sprung on him at the last minute. Every club has to deal with it. Some years you get a bit more of a break, other times you don't. Just f**king get on with it.
  21. Agree with the above, plus I can't remember anything wrong that he did in those defeats to Liverpool and Arsenal. Now, saying that, we all know his history and know what he's capable of doing, good and bad. So there'll always be that element of doubt and a media just waiting for him to make any error that they can pounce on. Hopefully they won't get that chance.
  22. And there are actually United fans out there that think he favours Chelsea when he refs our matches. Booking Pedro was f**king disgraceful.
  23. Absolutely fantastic performance from back to front.
  24. Fantastic goal. Hope we pile it on now.
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