Izanagi

Stoke's record in the premier league until today.... LLDLLL... W

http://www.redcafe.net/ ANNNNNND WE HAVE MELTDOWN "SHE CANEE TAKE THE STRAIN"!

That is the death of United's season. No CL for Mata.

Come on Stoke.

SEVEN minutes!? Bullsh*t.

3-0 Good lord.

2-0 Southampton Bye-bye Fulham

How the hell did Rooney get away with that?

Moyes

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/stoke-city-f-c-vs-manchester-united-f-c.383430/page-17 Not quite a meltdown yet but you might want to watch this thread.

What's the Mata with you Moyes? £37 mil in the transfer window and you cannot beat Stoke?

Oh my god that's f**king hysterical.

Sunderland 3 - 0 up against Newcastle. Hope the riot police are ready outside St. James Park. Remember the scenes last year?

They've been found out.

Andy Carrol sent off.

You see, there's good pundits. Then there's bad pundits. Then there's fifty fathoms of sh*t. Then there's Tony Gale.

Wow. Credit where credit is due for Sunderland. They're really turning their season around.

If the Gooners were seething at Robin Van Persie joining United imagine what would happen if he ended up playing for Chelsea? Hook up the Emirates to a power generator and they could power the whole of London on their rage alone.

Cole, Torres, Ba, Bertrand, and Lampard will all be gone. I can see us keeping Luiz and Terry if not for their occasional flashes of brilliance (JT is more consistent) but for the effect they have on their team mates. Cole makes way for Shaw Torres makes way for Lukaku / Costa / Falcao (take your pick) Ba makes way for (see above) Lampard makes way for Thorgan Hazard. Bertrand makes way for Zouma.

Don't worry, it just got funnier. Leeds United have sacked Brian McDermott with immediate effect. I would say "You can't write this sh*t" but obviously you can. What a time to sack him. The transfer nobody saw coming.

That's not going to help Norwich's image...

Tell me about it. I asked a mentee I see every week where he was from "What part of the states are you from?" He glared daggers at me and said "I'm from Toronto." ..."f**k".

He looks like he's just woken up, rolled over, and seen a pre-op picture of who he went home with last night on the dresser.

I think we'll get him in the summer. Next season our back four will probably look like this, Azpilicueta Cahill Zouma Shaw Cahill will probably take over the duties previously held by Terry in defense, being the one who marshals the line and organizes defending from set pieces and corners. Wouldn't be surprised if he's been learning from Terry for that exact role ever since he got here.

Arsenal fans will be pissed off and call for Wenger's head when they sign nobody this window and then lose to Crystal Palace over the weekend.