Izanagi

I wouldn't risk Hazard in this game. Hazard is a foul-magnet no matter the side we play as it's the only realistic chance people have of stopping him. Stoke are known for heavy tackles more-so than most so I would not play him at all.

Let's not get carried away, Stoke humbled us earlier this season. Anticipating a tough game.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/29326/9126174/juan-mata-to-manchester-united-gary-neville-not-sure-he-fits-philosophy Gary Neville once again speaking sense. He's really grown on me as a pundit.

Gary Neville has really come into his own as a pundit. Remarkable really.

He'll still probably head off to the MLS after his first and only season with us but if he continues to get us goals here and there who can honestly complain.

In celebration of today's result I think we should listen to this gem again. 1:28 onwards.

Swansea have fizzled out spectacularly. I wouldn't mind seeing Tottenham make it into the Champion's League this season, especially if it was at the expense of Liverpool. It'd be pretty neat to see what Tim Sherwood, an English manager, could do in Europe's top competition for a season. Ourselves and Arsenal are practically tacked-on for two spots respectively so it'd be nice to have all three London clubs in the competition. Grab your torches and pitchforks.

Be pretty spectacular if we got someone along the lines of Falcao, Cavani, or Costa before the window was up. That'd be a huge statement from us, a statement that we're serious about going for the title.

The amount of pundits and journo's trying to lift up United despite all that's going on is sickening. Let them crash and f**king burn. We are getting Lukaku back next season, let's not rock the boat.

Seriously? God damn.

Wasn't the total wipeout I was anticipating but still, we've killed United's season for good now. That's for Twattenburg-gate United, now go play in the Europa league if you even make it there.

Has to be Eto'o

When a Chelsea striker doesn't just score against you, but gets a hat-trick against you, you know you're f**king sh*t. #MoyesOut

#MoyesOut They lost their captain too. It just goes from bad to worse for United.

We want you to stay, We want you to staaaaaaaay, DAVID MOYES! We want you to stay!

BWAHAHAHAH

Here comes Matic.

Sloppy goal to concede.

Yet another team bends over for Arsenal. Pathetic from Fulham, hope they get relagated.

Cannot rely on anyone else to take points away from our rivals. We have to beat them at the Bridge, end-of.

I hope that Robbie returns to the EPL soon. He'd get an amazing ovation at Stamford Bridge whenever he visits.

Manchester City have the means and the ambition to get at least a treble in the coming seasons. They could well have it on their hands this season to be honest. Premier League FA Cup Capital One Cup I can't see them winning the Champion's League this season but that's on the cards for Pelligrini I'm sure. The blue moon is truly rising, United had their time and now it's City's.

What's fantastic about this is that the evening this game is on I'm working in the store with two co-workers... one who is a Liverpool fan (and an actual Scouse), and one who is a United fan (from Guildford, lol). Going to catch the first half on the radio before the store closes. Get to listen as each goal flies in, turning to my colleague each time and putting on trollface.

Be even better if, for some miracle, John Terry was still playing. Terry scores against Rio's team and trolls the f**k out of him in the celebration.