Discuss all transfer deadline deals and rumours in here.

Facts:

1. Harry Redknapp will conduct an interview from his driver's seat

2. Jim White will announce they have the same exclusive 'coming up' about 10 times.

3. Dramatic music will be played all day on SSN

4. There will be at least one shock.

5. Hundreds, thousands of people will be refreshing Sky, BBC etc at their desk all day.

6. The unemployed or those who have taken the day off will be at their respective grounds making general noises behind the presenter.

Anyone got any others?

Chelsea will send a player on loan

How could I forget that one?

Wenger will complain the January transfer window is unfair.

Wenger will complain the January transfer window is unfair.

Then sign a 30 year old on loan.

Newcastle fans will be unimpressed by their dealings in the transfer window and call for Kinnear and/or Ashley to resign. 

1. At least one deal that looks "done" is going to flop.

There's going to be at least one free transfer.

One team swoops in and steals a player from another

A team signs a player at the very last minute

I have a feeling its going to be a quiet one today. I dont think any big deals will go through.

X player snubs Chelsea to stay with his club.

When does that happen?

When does that happen?

Probably never but they like to report that we've been snubbed.

Natalie Sawyer will wear something revealing (hopefully).

> Man City will not buy those two players they are linked with today

> We'll finish the Zouma deal

> Liverpool won't buy anyone

> Man Utd will get someone in

Cant wait to see the window closed, its such a pain in the arse

The transfer window never closes...It slams shut.

Zaha has gone on loan to Cardiff for the rest of the season.

 

£15m well spent by United there then.

 

I wonder what sort of reaction we would have had from the media had we spent £15m on an English promising talent only to let him sit on the bench for six months and then loan him to the team that bottom of the table? 

Thanks for the updates FC, having this website up is a lot less obvious than Sky or the BBC so updates are very much appreciated!

…..and we still won't buy a striker…..maybe another midfielder.  â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦..

 

 

but as we are so close to the top someone in the boardroom just might say 'f**k it, let's go for it' and then pay waaaaay over the top for someone who can actually score goals as a striker.

I think the board are saying, we have enough to get us in the top 4 this season and in the summer we will go out and get a new striker.

I personally would love for us to buy Balotelli today but that wont happen so you can all relax.

Man City look like they are getting Mangala and Fernando. Ugh.

Sweden midfielder Kim Kallstrom  set to join Arsenal from Spartak Moscow on loan til the end of the season. 

 

Dani Osvaldo set to join Juventus on loan until the end of the season (spotted sporting a rather fetching bowler hat).

 

 

 

Berbatov is on his way to Monaco on loan for the rest of the season, Lewis Holtby leaving Spurs to join Fulham on loan to the end of the season.

 

 

 

 

Lots of loans if you hadn't noticed. 

That southampton player looks like a right tit.

When did Khal Drogo start wearing hats?

Sweden midfielder Kim Kallstrom  set to join Arsenal from Spartak Moscow on loan til the end of the season. 

 

Dani Osvaldo set to join Juventus on loan until the end of the season (spotted sporting a rather fetching bowler hat).

 

 

 

Berbatov is on his way to Monaco on loan for the rest of the season, Lewis Holtby leaving Spurs to join Fulham on loan to the end of the season.

 

 

 

 

Lots of loans if you hadn't noticed. 

 

thought he was sporting a monocle at first

thought he was sporting a monocle at first

 

I kind of wish he was now.. And a cane!

 

Pimp Daddy. 

Arsenal fans will be pissed off and call for Wenger's head when they sign nobody this window and then lose to Crystal Palace over the weekend.