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Yeah, i mean i piggy back on my family's sky go since they're not the most technologically inclined, I wouldn't fancy paying 90 quid a month for sky sports considering they don't even have CL, and f**k BT sport, their coverage is abysmal.

The only one i'd snap up is Koscielny, I think he's a really top quality centre half

I do, I really like their story since being founded a few years ago, Keita is very good for them, but in my mind, he's not an upgrade on matic or cesc, he's like an in-between sort of player, doesn't do either of their jobs as well as they do, I think he'd be a great signing for most teams, but really i don't think he suits what we need, compared to say a Nainggolan type. The player i'd be looking at from Leipzig is Timo Werner, he'd fit our counter-attacking style very nicely and he's only a young pup

I'm happy to live in Ireland now, normally we get f**ked when it comes to broadcasting games

I would love to see liverpool drop points on sunday and have City and Arsenal win, just to see the absolute meltdown in scouseland and hear about how next year they'll win the europa league having failed to get into the champions league

Dzeko is a great shout, offers something totally different to what we have, and in fairness his back-to-goal play is pretty solid as well, remembering his time at city and now his couple of seasons at Roma

I thought Ake was very good to be honest, he covered quite a bit for JT and Zouma who both looked ropey. He didn't cover himself in glory for Janmaat's goal, but that was about the only mistake he made all game. He's stellar on the ball, the touch to control the ball and the vision to lay it off for Bats was that of a much more experienced player than he is. I think he's ready to challenge for a starting position, I'd also like to see him played alongside Kante in midfield, just as an experiment. He's the real deal in my mind

Deary me, went off for the weekend to have a piss up and celebrate winning the league, come back monday and this sh*te is still going on Trolls without food starve and die guys. This truly enthralling debate has lead me to a conclusion. This will go one of two ways. Either Lukaku will sign, or he won't sign, so as of right now we have no idea. It's Schrodingers Belgian.

Captain material in my mind, if he's a regular starter. We MUST keep him for next season, he's going to play a huge part in our challenges for the league and champions league

Mertens is a quality player, getting on a bit these days but i'd happily take him

f**king unbelievable!

SCENES!!!!!

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This is absolute w**k

Putrid, imagine being a West Brom fan and having to watch that sh*te every week. Pulis just goes to clubs and takes away any good footballing ability they have, leaving them with a tough mean, but empty shell of a team.

I elected to go to te pub, and i don't regret it

Decent shout, would he be content to play second fiddle to someone though? I reckon he'll be off to one of the newly promoted clubs to be their main striker

I have used the ignore function but it still shows replies quoting his drivel

Oh you can use google? Well done. Again, I was at the game, we were under the kosh for most of it, we set up for a draw and to frustrate. If you chose to hear what Martin said about the pressing, he said we were pressing and defending for most of the game, couldn't keep the ball, and were generally on the back foot for the whole game. Please check your alternative facts before making snide remarks.

I was at that game in bordeaux, I'm from Ireland, watch it again and revisit your view. We played a flat 442 with 8 men behind the ball for most of the game. Toodles

3 starts, 15 total appearances. Two great seasons on loan after that, i'd put more stock in his loans and performances since he left us than the sparse chances he got while here. I'm not his biggest fan but he's one of the top 5 strikers in the league, behind Aguero, Ibra, Kane and arguably Costa. Yes I do watch belgium, Hazard had a great tournament last year, but he does go missing in games for them. Lukaku also bagged two goals against Ireland, who definitely parked the bus against them. I'm done with this though, I can't be arsed

It really isn't though, he came on for a few minutes here and there for us. He was never given a chance. Rashford was only given starts because of injuries and he was able to show what he could do. Monaco are a different story because they thrive on their academy prospects breaking into the team, Sterling was made to look an awful lot better than he is by Suarez, Jesus was bought as a starter for city, he wasn't waiting rotting on the bench while a Torres-shaped headless chicken ran around the pitch. None of these are comparable, Lukaku was bought for us as a prospect, but he wasn't given the chance to prove it here even after two fantastic loan spells for WBA and Everton. Are you going to say De Bruyne wasn't good enough for us too? And on the Belgium point, the entire team underperforms, Hazard often plays like sh*te for them, so does KDB, they're an inconsistent team, they're well known as a side full of unbelievable quality who just don't gel together, you can't pin that on Lukaku This is like arguing with a wall.

Those whopping 15 chelsea appearances over two seasons as an 18/19 year old and playing for a notoriously underperforming Belgium team . . . . hardly qualitative evidence.

Yeah he was incredible for bayern I guess . . . at keeping the bench nice and cozy and warm What i mean in general is people find good players on fifa and automatically assume they're good in real life football without ever watching them play, I'm all for Fifa introducing people to new players and things, provided they actually watch them before making a judgement on how good they are

Not really though, I play fifa, but it doesn't have much bearing on the real world, otherwise everyone club would be scrambling around trying to sign Ahmed Musa and Renato Sanches. I prefer to base it on real life