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I'd prefer to see Kenedy given a shot to be honest, Rahman will amount to an Everton/ Schalke/ Valencia level player in my mind, just below that level required to be a top player. Kenedy looked to me like he has something about him, a bit of magic in his game

Do I get a finder's fee? Say 20% of the transfer fee (same as Mino ravioli) should be fine.

Yeah, and as far as i remember Porto played a back 4 at that time, so his 11 goals seem more impressive considering the reduced attacking freedom a fullback has compared to a wingback

I'd like to see us look into getting Danilo for RWB from Real Madrid, he's been limited to mostly bench time this year and is a quality right back both attacking and defending

Ake to me looks like the natural replacement for Luiz in a few years time, technically gifted footballer, wonderful tackling technique, and very composed for his age. People complain about his height but he's got a great leap on him, so that's not everything, especially if he was flanked by a couple of taller defenders. I really really am gunning for him to take his chance here, I think he could be a great player for us. And dat hair.

Another interesting few facts: Alonso: 0 sh*t Haircuts, 0 Dabs Pogba: 861 sh*t Haircuts, 2 Dabs

He was utter cat piss last night I thought, scored a goal yes, but we had a tonne of attacks created by hazard and pedro that broke down because he has the touch of a rapist and cannot dribble. I'll have mixed feelings if he leaves this summer, but if we get a replacement who has better ability on the ball, a lá Morata, i won't shed too many tears

His technique is amazing, he always connects with volleys well, which cant be said for a lot of players, that left foot is lethal, and despite his ' apparent' lack of pace (he's not a slouch) he seems to beat his man more often than not

Have you seen his legs? thighs like a racehorse

f**k me Adama Traore is built like a brick sh*thouse

He's good in Fifa, I wonder is this what a lot of people are basing their opinions on? I know Leipzig have had a brilliant season, but I think there are other players out there who would suit us better, obviously if we signed him I'd be happy, but not as happy as if we signed Nainggolan or someone a bit more . . explosive. Also for whoever asked about leipzig, they're in the bundesliga, newly founded club in about 2010, sponsored by Red Bull, they only got promoted this year but stormed into second place ( which is basically like winning it because Bayern are just an autowin every year these days)

I think we'll sign Lukaku, who will most certainly be our starting striker, along with a Striker-winger type player along the lines of Sanchez, Griezmann etc, who would be a starter but could also cover in the striker position if needs be.

I forgot De Rossi is out of contract this summer, would be a very astute signing if we got him for a year or so I reckon, vast experience and a definite, if older, upgrade on Matic.

His crossing is one of his best attributes in my mind, certainly better than moses

I'm almost certain we have one of those?

I'd rather take injured Florenzi to an ageing lichsteiner to be honest. Or any number of other wingbacks, as good as lichsteiner has been he's just a bit too old, we need to keep bringing in good talents at the 24-27 mark if we want to maintain success

Mendes must need another yacht or villa in Mauritius.

I disagree, I think Pedro and Hazard are great together, they have been on the same wavelength for most of the season and it's reflected by both of their goal tallies. Pedro is a big game player, he steps up at the right times and can pull something out of nothing, his goals against spurs and Everton prove that. Hazard is most certainly helped by Pedro being in the team because he knows Pedro is another outlet, he's not just relying on Diego to finish chances. Willian is a great dribbler, but Pedro definitely wins us more games with his shooting ability. And of course he's an incredibly likeable player, always plays with a smile on his face. Vote For Pedro.

Looks like he's off then. Hopefully we can push them for a bit more money if they want him so badly, he was good for us but it'll also be nice to be rid of the biggest sh*thouse in the league. I just hope he gives it his all in the remaining games and goes out on a high note. Talk of Aubameyang going to PSG now for 60 million, surely we could hijack that deal with the Costa money, Paris is as rainy as England and if we win the title and get the war chest out to make some big signings i'd say we could get him on board to replace Costa. Sanchez, Aubameyang, Nainggollan, and a Right wingback and I think we'll be in good shape for next year.

Agree. Marchisio or Radja for me, Radja is my preference but Marchisio is an absolute baller, been a top box to box midfielder for years and with the way the Italians age still should have another 3 good years in him. Nainggolan is the same, has a few more screamers from outside the box in his locker as well. Bakayoko, from what i've seen, is just a big midfield mule, which we already have in Matic. we need an upgrade not a sideways move if we want to compete next year. Signing a midfielder who's already at their peak shouldn't impact RLC or Chalobah too much, plenty of games next year for all to play in.

Fixed that there for you. Again, can you please direct me to some evidence that signing Miazga led to bigger crowds at our US games? I don't think small time, I think football.. Over and out . .

Alright chief It was indeed about the fat oaf comment, though the asian player comment is equally dim. We have a massive asian presence already, we should not be targeting a player for those reasons, we saw with Miazga that it's pointless when they're sh*te. Also here's a photo of 'fattie' lukaku for reference. If you tell me you're in better shape than that then i'll admit i was wrong

I can't tell if you're a good troll or just a dim person. . . bravo

MotM for me was Azipilicueta, he was calm under the early pressure and didn't put a foot wrong all game, as usual. He was also there to mop up when both Gaz and Luiz looked nervy dealing with Lukaku.

I'd take him on one condition; He needs to grow the dreads back