Lofty Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) Not news. I just felt like stating the obvious. (also known as creative editing) Edited January 28, 2009 by Lofty
Lofty Posted January 28, 2009 Author Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) Fat Spanish w**ker He's just a fat Spanish w**ker Fat Spanish w**kaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Edited January 28, 2009 by Lofty
TheWestwayWonder Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 -Slams Fergie, then proceedes to draw at home to Stoke while watching from the luxury boxes -Draws against Everton, does it again within six days (after going a goal down) and accuses them of negative tactics (massive hypocrite) -Liverpool have scored two goals in three games since he went off the deep end. What do they do? Take Robbie Keane who cost 20 million and had finally started scoring in December, leave him on the bench one game, give him the hook after an hour the next game, and then leave him out of the squad entirely next game....in favor of David N'gog. Brilliant. Such a mastermind Now the Keane situation coupled with his refusal to work with Rick Parry creates yet another bit of needless drama to add to the Gerrard debacle. Yet according to all the scousers, its all just part of an elaborate master plan that, im sure has been in the works for five years and is close to fulfillment. Or the flipside is that he just isnt a very good manager and Liverpool are lucky to be where they are, i.e. in the uncharted waters of being title contenders past the new year. Even if it wasnt us celebrating the title in may, I would love nothing more than for Liverpool to blow it once again, just so I can look at c**ts like that racist Dublin Dipper f**k from the main board and laugh in their tear stained faces. 'history 'history 'history. Nothing would please me more than to see these jokes overhauled in their title count.
Mr Chelsea Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 rafa says he took gerrard off against wigan because he was tired he will be, he's bin up till 2 and 3 in the morning kicking peoples heads in
TheWestwayWonder Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 The guy is losing his marbles. Yesterday's substitutions aside A cryptic Rafael Benitez appears to be losing the plot last night as his Liverpool side continue to lose ground in the Premier League title race.The Anfield boss, whose side slipped to third after being held 1-1 at Wigan, admitted he was disappointed to take only a point from a game he claimed became ‘crazy’ in the second half. But he refused to explain whether his anger was directed at his players for letting slip a 41st-minute lead handed to them by Yossi Benayoun, at referee Phil Dowd who awarded the late penalty from which Mido equalised, or the outside influence of his old enemy, Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson. Benitez garbled: ‘We had control of the game in the first half and didn’t kill it off. In the second half it was a crazy game. 'When you don’t control crazy games you don’t win points. I don’t know what is happening. 'Actually I do know, but I can’t say anything about it. It is just crazy. 'You can’t control what you can’t change. It could be like this for years. 'Alex Ferguson has been here for 22 years and you can see what it means when you have been here for so long. The past three games have something in common I don’t like.’ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...e.html?ITO=1490 I almost felt sad reading that. I cant imagine what his face looked like. Is he trying to imply the league is rigged in Sir Alex's favor? Becuase if so, he needs to speak to a man in Milan named Jose Mourinho. Hauling off Torres for Babel (?) I can understand to protect the kid. But how in god's name do you lose the lead, and think "Gerrard: off" The one player in your side that can score a 30 yard belter. I hope the six minutes of rest he got for our game was worth it. And im sure the six minutes Keane spent on the pitch during a level game wont really help his confidence any
bonetti Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 No win since his rant - Beneathus has spun off
BLUENUT Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 No win since his rant - Beneathus has spun off Big chorus of this if we beat em Sunday. he's off his head, he's off his head, he's lost it Rafa's off his head You need a mind to play mind games Rafa
BLUENUT Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 The lunatic is on the grass The lunatic is on the grass Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs Got to keep the loonies on the path The lunatic is in the hall The lunatics are in my hall The paper holds their folded faces to the floor And every day the paper boy brings more And if the dam breaks open many years too soon And if there is no room upon the hill And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too I'll see you on the dark side of the moon The lunatic is in my head The lunatic is in my head You raise the blade, you make the change You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane You lock the door And throw away the key There's someone in my head but it's not me. And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear You shout and no one seems to hear And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes I'll see you on the dark side of the moon "I can't think of anything to say except... I think it's marvellous! HaHaHa
BLUENUT Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Posted the wrong one :) Dark side of the Kop Here's my edited version: The lunatic is on the bench The lunatic is on the bench Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs The scousers keep on living in the past The lunatic has lost the ball The lunatic will win f*ck all The table shows their title chances on the floor And every day the Rafa twiches more And if the Keane deal breaks down many years too soon And if Fergie has a pop And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too I'll see you on the dark side of the Kop The lunatic is in my head The lunatic is in my head You raise the blade, you make the change You re-arrange my goatee 'till I'm sane You take off Stevie And throw away the lead There's someone in my head they call 'Fergie' And if the Chelsea sing 'fat w**ker' in your ear You shout and no one seems to hear And if the side you're in starts playing like a flop I'll see you on the dark side of the Kop "I can't think of anything to say except... I think it's marvellous! HaHaHa
Liam Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Posted the wrong one :) Dark side of the Kop Here's my edited version: The lunatic is on the bench The lunatic is on the bench Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs The scousers keep on living in the past The lunatic has lost the ball The lunatic will win f*ck all The table shows their title chances on the floor And every day the Rafa twiches more And if the Keane deal breaks down many years too soon And if Fergie has a pop And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too I'll see you on the dark side of the Kop The lunatic is in my head The lunatic is in my head You raise the blade, you make the change You re-arrange my goatee 'till I'm sane You take off Stevie And throw away the lead There's someone in my head they call 'Fergie' And if the Chelsea sing 'fat w**ker' in your ear You shout and no one seems to hear And if the side you're in starts playing like a flop I'll see you on the dark side of the Kop "I can't think of anything to say except... I think it's marvellous! HaHaHa You're brilliant at those lyric changes Bluenut. I'll never forget your ode to Avram's wife.
TheWestwayWonder Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Posted the wrong one :huh: Dark side of the Kop Here's my edited version: The lunatic is on the bench The lunatic is on the bench Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs The scousers keep on living in the past The lunatic has lost the ball The lunatic will win f*ck all The table shows their title chances on the floor And every day the Rafa twiches more And if the Keane deal breaks down many years too soon And if Fergie has a pop And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too I'll see you on the dark side of the Kop The lunatic is in my head The lunatic is in my head You raise the blade, you make the change You re-arrange my goatee 'till I'm sane You take off Stevie And throw away the lead There's someone in my head they call 'Fergie' And if the Chelsea sing 'fat w**ker' in your ear You shout and no one seems to hear And if the side you're in starts playing like a flop I'll see you on the dark side of the Kop "I can't think of anything to say except... I think it's marvellous! HaHaHa :) awesome bluenut. Any chance you were behind "Scousehemian Rhapsody" too?
icecoolguy22 Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 I hope 'crazy' Rafa has a rant about us before the game, give us the motivational speech Scolari can't manage. Remember last time he had a dig at Drogba? :D
BLUENUT Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 :D :) awesome bluenut. Any chance you were behind "Scousehemian Rhapsody" too? Wasn't me mate....but I did pencil this one a while ago http://www.theshedend.com/index.php?showtopic=7262&hl=
bonetti Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Beneathus did not like the 'running and tackling" !!!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/m...day/7857338.stm
TheWestwayWonder Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 (edited) edit: whoops Edited January 30, 2009 by TheWestwayWonder
TheWestwayWonder Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 The man is cracking up. He looks like Scolari did a month ago. Crestfallen and out of answers for why his team look like sh*t. Its almost enough to make you feel sorry for him, if he wasnt a complete arsehole who people love to see crash and burn. I have heard many dippers comparing this current spell to their last days under Houllier. Manager comes back from bad health, a run of terrible results coupled with bizarre and player-alienating subs and the manager begins to look like a beaten man. Some think he has lost the dressing room looking at the body language of players. I think that last point is plainly obvious I dont think he wouldve blown his top over Ferguson unless he was trying to throw dirt over the Gerrard controversy. Way to go, Captain Scumbag. p.s. bluenut you are a genius ;)
BLUENUT Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 (edited) Beneathus did not like the 'running and tackling" !!!!http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/m...day/7857338.stm That made me laugh when he said Eveton in the FA cup didn't want to attack, they came to Anfield and played only for a draw. Ironically Everton went 1-0 ahead in that game oh and thank you westway Edited January 30, 2009 by BLUENUT
TheWestwayWonder Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 Robbie Keane, bought June of 2008 for 21 million from Tottenham Hotspur Sold, February 2009 for 12 million back to Tottenham Hotspur. That is an 8 million pound loan that left Spuds in danger of relegation Between Cisse, Voronin, Crouch, Morientes, Bellamy, Fowler, Kuyt and now Keane, that is almost seventy million spunked on misfits that didnt last more than a couple of years. For 90 million spent on forwards, he has Torres to show for any success. I wonder when El Zhar and N'gog will be sold on? We can officially add Robbie Keane to that illustrious list of names, as well as Degen, Dossena, "speedy" Gonzales, Benayoun, Pennant, Luis Garcia, Maruricio Pellegrino, Itanje, Zenden, Scott Carson, and a whole host of average crap this moron has purchased in five years. It is utterly staggering how much crap this guy has signed. I think he fancies himself the Spanish Wenger. What in god's name does he think he's doing asking for complete control over transfers? From my perspective, he just (completely mis)used a 20 million pound asset in order to prove a point that he completely negated with his actions. what a tosser
icecoolguy22 Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 Spurs is f** fool too, why the hell would you pay 12 Millions up front for a player they desperately try to get rid off? Do a loan deal, then get him for peanuts at the end of the season. Im not happy the fat c** recouped his loss, but it's those f** spur's money, so f** them both!
TheWestwayWonder Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 Well, I think Liverplod lost about 8 million on this deal. Its a little quick to say "ok, he's sh*t, so we are gonna sell him back at 60% after six months". But when Keane did actually get games, every time he strung together a couple of starts with goals, Benitez dropped him. Why? What was he trying to prove? This was when Torres was out as well. Kuyt and Babel are w**k. When you get a proven PL goalscorer at the top of his game you dont play him on the wing and complain when he doesnt score, move him centrally and drop him when he does score, yank him every game he hasnt found the net after 60 minutes, and throw him on as a sub with a few minutes left. The odds were stacked against him and still managed to get seven despite being completely misused and having his confidence demolished in the press. Well, good job Rafa you mastermind you, you just sold off your last capable backup in case Torres goes down with injury. If he does his leg muscles again in a match or two, i bet he will start to lose it. Bigtime. And then blame the FA. Im sure the fans will all back you now in ousting Rick Parry. fool As for Spurs, buying another player they just sold. Even if they made money on this deal, it basically erases the money they lost getting Defoe, another Levy masterstroke. Martin Jol must be pissing his trackpants in Hannover. Keane's first comment to the fans was "lets pull up our socks and get on with this fight for safety". As I recall Jol was sacked because they were just midtable after a slow start. Funny how expectations are. Either way LFC and THFC look like complete jokes at the end of the day.
dkw Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 Either way LFC and THFC look like complete jokes at the end of the day. and thats something we can all enjoy....
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