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Rafa Benitez: what a tosser


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-Slams Fergie, then proceedes to draw at home to Stoke while watching from the luxury boxes

-Draws against Everton, does it again within six days (after going a goal down) and accuses them of negative tactics (massive hypocrite)

-Liverpool have scored two goals in three games since he went off the deep end. What do they do? Take Robbie Keane who cost 20 million and had finally started scoring in December, leave him on the bench one game, give him the hook after an hour the next game, and then leave him out of the squad entirely next game....in favor of David N'gog. Brilliant. Such a mastermind

Now the Keane situation coupled with his refusal to work with Rick Parry creates yet another bit of needless drama to add to the Gerrard debacle. Yet according to all the scousers, its all just part of an elaborate master plan that, im sure has been in the works for five years and is close to fulfillment. Or the flipside is that he just isnt a very good manager and Liverpool are lucky to be where they are, i.e. in the uncharted waters of being title contenders past the new year.

Even if it wasnt us celebrating the title in may, I would love nothing more than for Liverpool to blow it once again, just so I can look at c**ts like that racist Dublin Dipper f**k from the main board and laugh in their tear stained faces. 'history 'history 'history. Nothing would please me more than to see these jokes overhauled in their title count.

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The guy is losing his marbles. Yesterday's substitutions aside

A cryptic Rafael Benitez appears to be losing the plot last night as his Liverpool side continue to lose ground in the Premier League title race.

The Anfield boss, whose side slipped to third after being held 1-1 at Wigan, admitted he was disappointed to take only a point from a game he claimed became ‘crazy’ in the second half.

But he refused to explain whether his anger was directed at his players for letting slip a 41st-minute lead handed to them by Yossi Benayoun, at referee Phil Dowd who awarded the late penalty from which Mido equalised, or the outside influence of his old enemy, Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson.

Benitez garbled: ‘We had control of the game in the first half and didn’t kill it off. In the second half it was a crazy game.

'When you don’t control crazy games you don’t win points. I don’t know what is happening.

'Actually I do know, but I can’t say anything about it. It is just crazy.

'You can’t control what you can’t change. It could be like this for years.

'Alex Ferguson has been here for 22 years and you can see what it means when you have been here for so long. The past three games have something in common I don’t like.’

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...e.html?ITO=1490

I almost felt sad reading that. I cant imagine what his face looked like. Is he trying to imply the league is rigged in Sir Alex's favor? Becuase if so, he needs to speak to a man in Milan named Jose Mourinho.

Hauling off Torres for Babel (?) I can understand to protect the kid. But how in god's name do you lose the lead, and think "Gerrard: off" The one player in your side that can score a 30 yard belter. I hope the six minutes of rest he got for our game was worth it. And im sure the six minutes Keane spent on the pitch during a level game wont really help his confidence any

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The lunatic is on the grass

The lunatic is on the grass

Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs

Got to keep the loonies on the path

The lunatic is in the hall

The lunatics are in my hall

The paper holds their folded faces to the floor

And every day the paper boy brings more

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon

And if there is no room upon the hill

And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

The lunatic is in my head

The lunatic is in my head

You raise the blade, you make the change

You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane

You lock the door

And throw away the key

There's someone in my head but it's not me.

And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear

You shout and no one seems to hear

And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

"I can't think of anything to say except...

I think it's marvellous! HaHaHa

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Posted the wrong one :)

Dark side of the Kop

Here's my edited version:

The lunatic is on the bench

The lunatic is on the bench

Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs

The scousers keep on living in the past

The lunatic has lost the ball

The lunatic will win f*ck all

The table shows their title chances on the floor

And every day the Rafa twiches more

And if the Keane deal breaks down many years too soon

And if Fergie has a pop

And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too

I'll see you on the dark side of the Kop

The lunatic is in my head

The lunatic is in my head

You raise the blade, you make the change

You re-arrange my goatee 'till I'm sane

You take off Stevie

And throw away the lead

There's someone in my head they call 'Fergie'

And if the Chelsea sing 'fat w**ker' in your ear

You shout and no one seems to hear

And if the side you're in starts playing like a flop

I'll see you on the dark side of the Kop

"I can't think of anything to say except...

I think it's marvellous! HaHaHa

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Posted the wrong one :)

Dark side of the Kop

Here's my edited version:

The lunatic is on the bench

The lunatic is on the bench

Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs

The scousers keep on living in the past

The lunatic has lost the ball

The lunatic will win f*ck all

The table shows their title chances on the floor

And every day the Rafa twiches more

And if the Keane deal breaks down many years too soon

And if Fergie has a pop

And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too

I'll see you on the dark side of the Kop

The lunatic is in my head

The lunatic is in my head

You raise the blade, you make the change

You re-arrange my goatee 'till I'm sane

You take off Stevie

And throw away the lead

There's someone in my head they call 'Fergie'

And if the Chelsea sing 'fat w**ker' in your ear

You shout and no one seems to hear

And if the side you're in starts playing like a flop

I'll see you on the dark side of the Kop

"I can't think of anything to say except...

I think it's marvellous! HaHaHa

You're brilliant at those lyric changes Bluenut.

I'll never forget your ode to Avram's wife.

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Posted the wrong one :huh:

Dark side of the Kop

Here's my edited version:

The lunatic is on the bench

The lunatic is on the bench

Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs

The scousers keep on living in the past

The lunatic has lost the ball

The lunatic will win f*ck all

The table shows their title chances on the floor

And every day the Rafa twiches more

And if the Keane deal breaks down many years too soon

And if Fergie has a pop

And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too

I'll see you on the dark side of the Kop

The lunatic is in my head

The lunatic is in my head

You raise the blade, you make the change

You re-arrange my goatee 'till I'm sane

You take off Stevie

And throw away the lead

There's someone in my head they call 'Fergie'

And if the Chelsea sing 'fat w**ker' in your ear

You shout and no one seems to hear

And if the side you're in starts playing like a flop

I'll see you on the dark side of the Kop

"I can't think of anything to say except...

I think it's marvellous! HaHaHa

:) :rofl:

awesome bluenut. Any chance you were behind "Scousehemian Rhapsody" too?

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The man is cracking up. He looks like Scolari did a month ago. Crestfallen and out of answers for why his team look like sh*t. Its almost enough to make you feel sorry for him, if he wasnt a complete arsehole who people love to see crash and burn.

I have heard many dippers comparing this current spell to their last days under Houllier. Manager comes back from bad health, a run of terrible results coupled with bizarre and player-alienating subs and the manager begins to look like a beaten man. Some think he has lost the dressing room looking at the body language of players. I think that last point is plainly obvious

I dont think he wouldve blown his top over Ferguson unless he was trying to throw dirt over the Gerrard controversy. Way to go, Captain Scumbag.

p.s. bluenut you are a genius ;)

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Robbie Keane, bought June of 2008 for 21 million from Tottenham Hotspur

Sold, February 2009 for 12 million back to Tottenham Hotspur. That is an 8 million pound loan that left Spuds in danger of relegation

Between Cisse, Voronin, Crouch, Morientes, Bellamy, Fowler, Kuyt and now Keane, that is almost seventy million spunked on misfits that didnt last more than a couple of years. For 90 million spent on forwards, he has Torres to show for any success. I wonder when El Zhar and N'gog will be sold on?

We can officially add Robbie Keane to that illustrious list of names, as well as Degen, Dossena, "speedy" Gonzales, Benayoun, Pennant, Luis Garcia, Maruricio Pellegrino, Itanje, Zenden, Scott Carson, and a whole host of average crap this moron has purchased in five years. It is utterly staggering how much crap this guy has signed. I think he fancies himself the Spanish Wenger.

What in god's name does he think he's doing asking for complete control over transfers? From my perspective, he just (completely mis)used a 20 million pound asset in order to prove a point that he completely negated with his actions.

what a tosser

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Spurs is f** fool too, why the hell would you pay 12 Millions up front for a player they desperately try to get rid off? Do a loan deal, then get him for peanuts at the end of the season. Im not happy the fat c** recouped his loss, but it's those f** spur's money, so f** them both!

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Well, I think Liverplod lost about 8 million on this deal. Its a little quick to say "ok, he's sh*t, so we are gonna sell him back at 60% after six months". But when Keane did actually get games, every time he strung together a couple of starts with goals, Benitez dropped him. Why? What was he trying to prove? This was when Torres was out as well. Kuyt and Babel are w**k. When you get a proven PL goalscorer at the top of his game you dont play him on the wing and complain when he doesnt score, move him centrally and drop him when he does score, yank him every game he hasnt found the net after 60 minutes, and throw him on as a sub with a few minutes left. The odds were stacked against him and still managed to get seven despite being completely misused and having his confidence demolished in the press.

Well, good job Rafa you mastermind you, you just sold off your last capable backup in case Torres goes down with injury. If he does his leg muscles again in a match or two, i bet he will start to lose it. Bigtime. And then blame the FA. Im sure the fans will all back you now in ousting Rick Parry. fool

As for Spurs, buying another player they just sold. Even if they made money on this deal, it basically erases the money they lost getting Defoe, another Levy masterstroke. Martin Jol must be pissing his trackpants in Hannover. Keane's first comment to the fans was "lets pull up our socks and get on with this fight for safety". As I recall Jol was sacked because they were just midtable after a slow start. Funny how expectations are.

Either way LFC and THFC look like complete jokes at the end of the day.

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