Posted June 4, 200916 yr Reading the latest edition of 442 magazine and they have an article about the biggest match in Iran which attracts 95,000 people in Tehran. Within the article is a selection of some of the best insults I've ever heard which the fans chant at each other. 1 - Tokmat gereh bokhoran Translated = May your balls get tied in a knot 2 - Goozidam too cheshmet Translated = I fart in your eye 3 - Eeshala tah akhareh ohmret geryeh bokoney Translated = I hope you cry for the rest of your life 4 - Pashman too damaget Translated = My pubic hair in your eye 5 - Abam to moohat khoshk besheh Translated = May my cum dry in your hair 6 - Meshosham beh seebillet Translated = I piss on your moustache 7 - Man mishaasham rooyeh saret taa kaf kaneh Translated = I'll piss on your head until it foams 8 - Anam baraat morabaas Translated = My sh*t is your jam 9 - Tu kooneh mollah chapeh beshi Translated = May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah 10 - Tokhmam kafe dastet Translated = My testicles on your palm
June 4, 200916 yr Reading the latest edition of 442 magazine and they have an article about the biggest match in Iran which attracts 95,000 people in Tehran. Within the article is a selection of some of the best insults I've ever heard which the fans chant at each other.1 - Tokmat gereh bokhoran Translated = May your balls get tied in a knot 2 - Goozidam too cheshmet Translated = I fart in your eye 3 - Eeshala tah akhareh ohmret geryeh bokoney Translated = I hope you cry for the rest of your life 4 - Pashman too damaget Translated = My pubic hair in your eye 5 - Abam to moohat khoshk besheh Translated = May my cum dry in your hair 6 - Meshosham beh seebillet Translated = I piss on your moustache 7 - Man mishaasham rooyeh saret taa kaf kaneh Translated = I'll piss on your head until it foams 8 - Anam baraat morabaas Translated = My sh*t is your jam 9 - Tu kooneh mollah chapeh beshi Translated = May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah 10 - Tokhmam kafe dastet Translated = My testicles on your palm Holy sh*t these are by chance the greatest insults ever. I piss onyour moustache?
June 4, 200916 yr I love them all .... nearly... number 10 puzzles me. Why would you wish your testicles onto the palm of a rival fan? Would Lofty offer his testicles to the palm of a Scouser? I think not!
June 5, 200916 yr Insult ? Just sounds like they attended a Shed End Piss up. I am struggling with tune... Carefree almost works... you reckon we can get the wole lot going next season ? "May your balls get tied in a knot I fart in your eye I hope you cry for the rest of your life My pubic hair in your eye May my cum dry in your hair I piss on your moustache I'll piss on your head until it foams My sh*t is your jam May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah My testicles on your palm"
June 5, 200916 yr Author Insult ? Just sounds like they attended a Shed End Piss up.I am struggling with tune... Carefree almost works... you reckon we can get the wole lot going next season ? "May your balls get tied in a knot I fart in your eye I hope you cry for the rest of your life My pubic hair in your eye May my cum dry in your hair I piss on your moustache I'll piss on your head until it foams My sh*t is your jam May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah My testicles on your palm" To the tune of Yellow Submarine without the chorus? Maybe add a chorus soewhere between the verses?
June 5, 200916 yr Insult ? Just sounds like they attended a Shed End Piss up.I am struggling with tune... Carefree almost works... you reckon we can get the wole lot going next season ? "May your balls get tied in a knot I fart in your eye I hope you cry for the rest of your life My pubic hair in your eye May my cum dry in your hair I piss on your moustache I'll piss on your head until it foams My sh*t is your jam May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah My testicles on your palm" As in insulting each other like this during a piss up or what we do to/with each other during a piss up? Your corner of the piss ups were clearly more interesting than mine Edited June 5, 200916 yr by Valerie
June 5, 200916 yr Reading the latest edition of 442 magazine and they have an article about the biggest match in Iran which attracts 95,000 people in Tehran. Within the article is a selection of some of the best insults I've ever heard which the fans chant at each other.1 - Tokmat gereh bokhoran Translated = May your balls get tied in a knot 2 - Goozidam too cheshmet Translated = I fart in your eye 3 - Eeshala tah akhareh ohmret geryeh bokoney Translated = I hope you cry for the rest of your life 4 - Pashman too damaget Translated = My pubic hair in your eye 5 - Abam to moohat khoshk besheh Translated = May my cum dry in your hair 6 - Meshosham beh seebillet Translated = I piss on your moustache 7 - Man mishaasham rooyeh saret taa kaf kaneh Translated = I'll piss on your head until it foams 8 - Anam baraat morabaas Translated = My sh*t is your jam 9 - Tu kooneh mollah chapeh beshi Translated = May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah 10 - Tokhmam kafe dastet Translated = My testicles on your palm Wow! Thats refreshing. Now I'd use them on my fellows who are scum fans and won't tell them the source.
June 5, 200916 yr As in insulting each other like this during a piss up or what we do to/with each other during a piss up? Your corner of the piss ups were clearly more interesting than mine Oh dear you cant even remember, you must have been bad Geezer yes it works well.. see you in The Pelican then for the first game of the season see if we can get it going :P Great post by the way !
June 5, 200916 yr Oh dear you cant even remember, you must have been bad The fact that my hair wasn't even sticky tells me you bundled me into a taxi before things got interesting :P Anyway, we need to practise our new signature song before we set off for a match
June 5, 200916 yr Author BY JOVE I'VE GOT THE CHORUS THAT WAS MISSING!!!!!! We all live in a mad geezer world, mad geezer world, mad geezer world etc. Edited June 5, 200916 yr by geezer
June 5, 200916 yr I am struggling with tune... Carefree almost works... you reckon we can get the wole lot going next season ?"May your balls get tied in a knot I fart in your eye I hope you cry for the rest of your life My pubic hair in your eye May my cum dry in your hair I piss on your moustache I'll piss on your head until it foams My sh*t is your jam May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah My testicles on your palm" If Carefree almost works...think "you'll never walk alone" i think that could do it!! :lol:
