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Reading the latest edition of 442 magazine and they have an article about the biggest match in Iran which attracts 95,000 people in Tehran. Within the article is a selection of some of the best insults I've ever heard which the fans chant at each other.

1 - Tokmat gereh bokhoran

Translated = May your balls get tied in a knot

2 - Goozidam too cheshmet

Translated = I fart in your eye

3 - Eeshala tah akhareh ohmret geryeh bokoney

Translated = I hope you cry for the rest of your life

4 - Pashman too damaget

Translated = My pubic hair in your eye

5 - Abam to moohat khoshk besheh

Translated = May my cum dry in your hair

6 - Meshosham beh seebillet

Translated = I piss on your moustache

7 - Man mishaasham rooyeh saret taa kaf kaneh

Translated = I'll piss on your head until it foams

8 - Anam baraat morabaas

Translated = My sh*t is your jam

9 - Tu kooneh mollah chapeh beshi

Translated = May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah

10 - Tokhmam kafe dastet

Translated = My testicles on your palm



Reading the latest edition of 442 magazine and they have an article about the biggest match in Iran which attracts 95,000 people in Tehran. Within the article is a selection of some of the best insults I've ever heard which the fans chant at each other.

1 - Tokmat gereh bokhoran

Translated = May your balls get tied in a knot

2 - Goozidam too cheshmet

Translated = I fart in your eye

3 - Eeshala tah akhareh ohmret geryeh bokoney

Translated = I hope you cry for the rest of your life

4 - Pashman too damaget

Translated = My pubic hair in your eye

5 - Abam to moohat khoshk besheh

Translated = May my cum dry in your hair

6 - Meshosham beh seebillet

Translated = I piss on your moustache

7 - Man mishaasham rooyeh saret taa kaf kaneh

Translated = I'll piss on your head until it foams

8 - Anam baraat morabaas

Translated = My sh*t is your jam

9 - Tu kooneh mollah chapeh beshi

Translated = May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah

10 - Tokhmam kafe dastet

Translated = My testicles on your palm

Holy sh*t these are by chance the greatest insults ever. I piss onyour moustache? ::clap2::

I love them all .... nearly... number 10 puzzles me. Why would you wish your testicles onto the palm of a rival fan? Would Lofty offer his testicles to the palm of a Scouser? I think not!



Insult ? Just sounds like they attended a Shed End Piss up.

I am struggling with tune... Carefree almost works... you reckon we can get the wole lot going next season ?

"May your balls get tied in a knot

I fart in your eye

I hope you cry for the rest of your life

My pubic hair in your eye

May my cum dry in your hair

I piss on your moustache

I'll piss on your head until it foams

My sh*t is your jam

May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah

My testicles on your palm"

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Insult ? Just sounds like they attended a Shed End Piss up.

I am struggling with tune... Carefree almost works... you reckon we can get the wole lot going next season ?

"May your balls get tied in a knot

I fart in your eye

I hope you cry for the rest of your life

My pubic hair in your eye

May my cum dry in your hair

I piss on your moustache

I'll piss on your head until it foams

My sh*t is your jam

May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah

My testicles on your palm"

To the tune of Yellow Submarine without the chorus? Maybe add a chorus soewhere between the verses?



Insult ? Just sounds like they attended a Shed End Piss up.

I am struggling with tune... Carefree almost works... you reckon we can get the wole lot going next season ?

"May your balls get tied in a knot

I fart in your eye

I hope you cry for the rest of your life

My pubic hair in your eye

May my cum dry in your hair

I piss on your moustache

I'll piss on your head until it foams

My sh*t is your jam

May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah

My testicles on your palm"

As in insulting each other like this during a piss up or what we do to/with each other during a piss up? Your corner of the piss ups were clearly more interesting than mine ::gEeZer::

Edited by Valerie

Reading the latest edition of 442 magazine and they have an article about the biggest match in Iran which attracts 95,000 people in Tehran. Within the article is a selection of some of the best insults I've ever heard which the fans chant at each other.

1 - Tokmat gereh bokhoran

Translated = May your balls get tied in a knot

2 - Goozidam too cheshmet

Translated = I fart in your eye

3 - Eeshala tah akhareh ohmret geryeh bokoney

Translated = I hope you cry for the rest of your life

4 - Pashman too damaget

Translated = My pubic hair in your eye

5 - Abam to moohat khoshk besheh

Translated = May my cum dry in your hair

6 - Meshosham beh seebillet

Translated = I piss on your moustache

7 - Man mishaasham rooyeh saret taa kaf kaneh

Translated = I'll piss on your head until it foams

8 - Anam baraat morabaas

Translated = My sh*t is your jam

9 - Tu kooneh mollah chapeh beshi

Translated = May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah

10 - Tokhmam kafe dastet

Translated = My testicles on your palm

Wow! Thats refreshing. Now I'd use them on my fellows who are scum fans and won't tell them the source. ::gEeZer::

As in insulting each other like this during a piss up or what we do to/with each other during a piss up? Your corner of the piss ups were clearly more interesting than mine ::gEeZer::

Oh dear you cant even remember, you must have been bad :300:

Geezer yes it works well.. see you in The Pelican then for the first game of the season see if we can get it going :P

Great post by the way !

Oh dear you cant even remember, you must have been bad :300:

The fact that my hair wasn't even sticky tells me you bundled me into a taxi before things got interesting :P

Anyway, we need to practise our new signature song before we set off for a match ::gEeZer::



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BY JOVE I'VE GOT THE CHORUS THAT WAS MISSING!!!!!!

We all live in a mad geezer world, mad geezer world, mad geezer world etc.

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I am struggling with tune... Carefree almost works... you reckon we can get the wole lot going next season ?

"May your balls get tied in a knot

I fart in your eye

I hope you cry for the rest of your life

My pubic hair in your eye

May my cum dry in your hair

I piss on your moustache

I'll piss on your head until it foams

My sh*t is your jam

May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah

My testicles on your palm"

If Carefree almost works...think "you'll never walk alone" i think that could do it!! :lol:

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