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Short memory Mr Fergie?

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Seems Man City are getting under Fergie's skin given his comment that they are a small club. I seem to recall only last season he was lambasting a certain fat spanish waiter for doing the same to Everton yet here he is doing exactly the same. Mr Pot meet Mr Kettle

Seems Man City are getting under Fergie's skin given his comment that they are a small club. I seem to recall only last season he was lambasting a certain fat spanish waiter for doing the same to Everton yet here he is doing exactly the same. Mr Pot meet Mr Kettle

no real surprise from the most hypocritical man in football, well 2nd most after the fat waiter. he really does make himself look like a bitter old arse far too often.

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no real surprise from the most hypocritical man in football, well 2nd most after the fat waiter. he really does make himself look like a bitter old arse far too often.

I misread your reply to start with but thought I'd share what I thought I read because it made me laugh and sums him up perfectly. I thought you said "he really does make himself look like a bitter old arse FART too often."

I misread your reply to start with but thought I'd share what I thought I read because it made me laugh and sums him up perfectly. I thought you said "he really does make himself look like a bitter old arse FART too often."

::clap2:: that works much better and suits him miles better. silly old scrote.

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::clap2:: that works much better and suits him miles better. silly old scrote.

I was going to ask your permission for me to adopt the phrase as my saying for the coming week but then I remembered you didn't actually say it so I'm adopting it anyway. I'm really looking forward to calling people at work a bitter old arse fart.

I was going to ask your permission for me to adopt the phrase as my saying for the coming week but then I remembered you didn't actually say it so I'm adopting it anyway. I'm really looking forward to calling people at work a bitter old arse fart.

dammit, thats a good one. im using it too, ill send you the royalties cheque...

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dammit, thats a good one. im using it too, ill send you the royalties cheque...

Please make them payable to senior bitter old arse fart

Please make them payable to senior bitter old arse fart

senior or senor?

thats it, got it perfect. fat waiter is senor bitter old arse fat. the jock is senior bitter old fart arse.

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..but so are you geezer and we still all love you!

Why thank you young Mod, that's quite probably the nicest thing you've ever said about me :D

It's different to when Ferguson does it, he's not a fat Spanish waiter, manager of the c*ntiest club in the world.... only then, is it wrong.

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It's different to when Ferguson does it, he's not a fat Spanish waiter, manager of the c*ntiest club in the world.... only then, is it wrong.

Is c**tiest a word? Oh I do hope so.

Of course he is a hypocrite, but whenever Ferguson pops off to the press like this, I always think the cunning old man knows exactly what he is doing, and just the reaction it might provoke.

Of course he is a hypocrite, but whenever Ferguson pops off to the press like this, I always think the cunning old man knows exactly what he is doing, and just the reaction it might provoke.

I'm not so sure this time actually. This time it wasnt a pre planned speech that he had as he went into the conference it was because one of the journalists hit him up about city and their billboard (which i think is hilarious). City have obviously gotten to him and i think he lost his cool. I think in his anger he forgot about his comments about what benitez had said last season.

Mark hughes came up with an interesting point in response and pointed out that supposedly at old trafford they have a timeline of when city last won a trophy. What is the difference between that and City's billboard?? Its just two clubs with a strong rivalry having friendly go's at each other. Here's hoping its the beginning of the end for him.

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