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(pinched from another site BTW - so not sure if the story is true)

There were 4 blokes sitting in front of him. With them they had a pizza from Pizza Hut (he checked it was actually pizza hut as he couldn't beleive it.

They then pulled out 4 plastic plates and shared the pizza between them, and had plastic knives and forkes to eat it with.

This was the funniest bit. Chelsea had a chance, they missed, and my mate jumped up and shouted something along the lines of "For f**ks Robben, hit it!" This guy turns round, and if he hadn't been my mate i'd never have beleived this, and said "Excuse me, do you mind not jumping up and down while we're trying to eat"

My mate went absolutely spastic at them, and they went and told the steward that he was swearing, and he got chucked out.

He's been a season ticket holder for 14 years and vowed never ever to go back. He chucked his season ticket at the Old Bill last night.

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How do you manage to get a pizza.......

Plastic knives and forks and plates in to the bridge!!

He's pulling your plonker mate!!

They would icon_lol.gif have been turfed out

It was quite easy really, I've lost a lot of weight so hid the box inside my baggy coat. Quite right that loud mouthed hooligan got turfed out, I nearly lost my bookmark from the book I was reading. The lady next to me dropped her knitting and the old man next to her woke up!! It was extremely rude that people kept swearing at me every time I got up to go and get my friends a cup of tea, after all we only had six cups each and whenever we went to the toilet the language was disgraceful. I may have to revert to sitting in my usual seat in the east upper!!

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How do you manage to get a pizza.......

Plastic knives and forks and plates in to the bridge!!

He's pulling your plonker mate!!

They would icon_lol.gif have been turfed out

It was quite easy really, I've lost a lot of weight so hid the box inside my baggy coat. Quite right that loud mouthed hooligan got turfed out, I nearly lost my bookmark from the book I was reading. The lady next to me dropped her knitting and the old man next to her woke up!! It was extremely rude that people kept swearing at me every time I got up to go and get my friends a cup of tea, after all we only had six cups each and whenever we went to the toilet the language was disgraceful. I may have to revert to sitting in my usual seat in the east upper!!

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(pinched from another site BTW - so not sure if the story is true)

There were 4 blokes sitting in front of him. With them they had a pizza from Pizza Hut (he checked it was actually pizza hut as he couldn't beleive it.

They then pulled out 4 plastic plates and shared the pizza between them, and had plastic knives and forkes to eat it with.

This was the funniest bit. Chelsea had a chance, they missed, and my mate jumped up and shouted something along the lines of "For F*** Robben, hit it!" This guy turns round, and if he hadn't been my mate i'd never have beleived this, and said "Excuse me, do you mind not jumping up and down while we're trying to eat"

My mate went absolutely spastic at them, and they went and told the steward that he was swearing, and he got chucked out.

He's been a season ticket holder for 14 years and vowed never ever to go back. He chucked his season ticket at the Old Bill last night.

You ate your meal with homosexuals. Sorry

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(pinched from another site BTW - so not sure if the story is true)

There were 4 blokes sitting in front of him. With them they had a pizza from Pizza Hut (he checked it was actually pizza hut as he couldn't beleive it.

They then pulled out 4 plastic plates and shared the pizza between them, and had plastic knives and forkes to eat it with.

This was the funniest bit. Chelsea had a chance, they missed, and my mate jumped up and shouted something along the lines of "For F*** Robben, hit it!" This guy turns round, and if he hadn't been my mate i'd never have beleived this, and said "Excuse me, do you mind not jumping up and down while we're trying to eat"

My mate went absolutely spastic at them, and they went and told the steward that he was swearing, and he got chucked out.

He's been a season ticket holder for 14 years and vowed never ever to go back. He chucked his season ticket at the Old Bill last night.

You ate your meal with homosexuals. Sorry

You what?

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Feel free to take the homophobia elsewhere

Champ I am not having a go at my mates at the gay community . They teach us virtues such as tolerance and stuff. What I am saying is when watching a game such as the importance is high and when someones reaction is over the top to someone else actions ... well , one must presume............ As I said champ ... tolerance.........were all human beings

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if you hid your pizza in your now overlarge coat the pizza would be on its side. Not a good plan.

Exactly, which is why we had to scrape the toppings up and put them back on again. Didn't make for pretty viewing I can tell you.

By the way you obviously tried this out to know. Were you planning to smuggle one in yourself? We can see you sneaking in, we can see you sneaking in icon_wink.gif

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