Deep breath......

Sanchez - 4 - Too many errors in goal, sell.

Jorgensen - 2 - Crap, sell.

Gusto - 3 - Thinks he is better than he is, offers nothing, sell.

James - 5 - Has the odd world class moment, plays too slow, needs protection because he is an injury risk, buys into the BlueCo bullsh*t, lost my respect.

Cucurella - 4 - Been crap this season, not strong enough, kills our attacks and gets in the way of everybody. Wouldn't be surprised if he is sold.

Hato - 5 - Done alright, but I'm not seeing what others are seeing.

Tosin - 3 - Crap, plays at a snails pace, not aggressive enough, poor reaction times, sell.

Badiashile - 1 - Dead, sell.

Colwill - N/A - Injured all season.

Sarr - 3 - Recalled because of injuries, looks out of his depth, sell.

Chalobah - 2 - Half of the fanbase are too soft on him and treat him like a baby, the other half aren't letting him off. Been absolutely sh*t this season. Lucky if he is not sold.

Fofana - 0 - Horrendous footballer, horrendous attitude, horrendous season. Most unlikeable Chelsea player I can remember. Sell, please, just sell him.

Enzo - 5 - "Look at his goals and assists"........don't care, not good enough over 90 minutes of football, shattered after 60 minutes and over run in midfield in every game. Don't care if we sell

Essugo - N/A - Who?

Santos - 4 - Started bright when given the chance, faded badly, lacks aggression (who doesn't in this team?) too passive, doesn't change his tempo.

Caicedo - 3 - Been absolute sh*t for a while now. Can't build a relationship with any midfielder, makes too many stupid fouls, picks up too many cards, panics, massive drop off from last season.

Lavia - 1 - Never plays, always injured, past caring anymore. Can't sell because nobody will touch him.

Neto - 3 - The most frustrating attacker in the team. Head constantly down, never looks up. Plays that same sh*tty cross from the edge of the box. Has nothing in his locker, sell.

Estevao - 5 - Had his moments, and if he was playing for Bournemouth, he would have won young player of the season. Doesn't deserve to be playing for a team playing this brand of football.

Gittens - 2 - Rubbish before he got injured, sell.

Garnacho - 3 - As frustrating as Neto, but for different reasons. Can't beat a defender to save his life. Rubbish, sell.

Palmer - 3 - I made excuses for him whilst he was injured, once he recovered though, he was still terrible. Like Caicedo, he has fallen off massively. Constantly has the body language of somebody that doesn't care and kicks a ball like he doesn't care these days too. Needs to drop the ego and refocus, because he will go the way of many highly talented footballers if he doesn't sort himself out.

Guiu - 2 - Sell, not good enough.

Delap - 0 - Abysmal footballer. Worst striker we have ever signed, just a horrible footballer. Even Bakayoko wasn't this bad. The most obvious sh*t player we have ever signed. Sell to anybody that will take him.

Pedro - 7 - Far from perfect, but the only player that can come away from this season with any praise.

Failed project, sack the board, BlueCo out. Good luck Alonso, you'll be lucky to have a career left after this.

Edited May 24May 24 by Scott Harris

Now that the season is officially ended, I'm expecting the customary Badiashile freak injury that'll last all window.

3 hours ago, Scott Harris said:

Deep breath......

Sanchez - 4 - Too many errors in goal, sell.

Jorgensen - 2 - Crap, sell.

Gusto - 3 - Thinks he is better than he is, offers nothing, sell.

James - 5 - Has the odd world class moment, plays too slow, needs protection because he is an injury risk, buys into the BlueCo bullsh*t, lost my respect.

Cucurella - 4 - Been crap this season, not strong enough, kills our attacks and gets in the way of everybody. Wouldn't be surprised if he is sold.

Hato - 5 - Done alright, but I'm not seeing what others are seeing.

Tosin - 3 - Crap, plays at a snails pace, not aggressive enough, poor reaction times, sell.

Badiashile - 1 - Dead, sell.

Colwill - N/A - Injured all season.

Sarr - 3 - Recalled because of injuries, looks out of his depth, sell.

Chalobah - 2 - Half of the fanbase are too soft on him and treat him like a baby, the other half aren't letting him off. Been absolutely sh*t this season. Lucky if he is not sold.

Fofana - 0 - Horrendous footballer, horrendous attitude, horrendous season. Most unlikeable Chelsea player I can remember. Sell, please, just sell him.

Enzo - 5 - "Look at his goals and assists"........don't care, not good enough over 90 minutes of football, shattered after 60 minutes and over run in midfield in every game. Don't care if we sell

Essugo - N/A - Who?

Santos - 4 - Started bright when given the chance, faded badly, lacks aggression (who doesn't in this team?) too passive, doesn't change his tempo.

Caicedo - 3 - Been absolute sh*t for a while now. Can't build a relationship with any midfielder, makes too many stupid fouls, picks up too many cards, panics, massive drop off from last season.

Lavia - 1 - Never plays, always injured, past caring anymore. Can't sell because nobody will touch him.

Neto - 3 - The most frustrating attacker in the team. Head constantly down, never looks up. Plays that same sh*tty cross from the edge of the box. Has nothing in his locker, sell.

Estevao - 5 - Had his moments, and if he was playing for Bournemouth, he would have won young player of the season. Doesn't deserve to be playing for a team playing this brand of football.

Gittens - 2 - Rubbish before he got injured, sell.

Garnacho - 3 - As frustrating as Neto, but for different reasons. Can't beat a defender to save his life. Rubbish, sell.

Palmer - 3 - I made excuses for him whilst he was injured, once he recovered though, he was still terrible. Like Caicedo, he has fallen off massively. Constantly has the body language of somebody that doesn't care and kicks a ball like he doesn't care these days too. Needs to drop the ego and refocus, because he will go the way of many highly talented footballers if he doesn't sort himself out.

Guiu - 2 - Sell, not good enough.

Delap - 0 - Abysmal footballer. Worst striker we have ever signed, just a horrible footballer. Even Bakayoko wasn't this bad. The most obvious sh*t player we have ever signed. Sell to anybody that will take him.

Pedro - 7 - Far from perfect, but the only player that can come away from this season with any praise.

Failed project, sack the board, BlueCo out. Good luck Alonso, you'll be lucky to have a career left after this.

I'm vehemently take issue for your 3/10 for Garnacho. You're turning soft @Scott Harris , you know it's a 1/10.

Sanchez - 6 - Acceptable Goalkeeper, Horrific Footballer

Jorgensen - 1 - No exaggeration at all that I’ve seen more capable GK’s in the local pub league

Gusto - 2 - Can’t defend, Can’t attack. French.

James - 6 - We’re such a better team with RJ at RB, not sure he’s the right personality for the armband aside from the old Cobham connection though.

Cucurella - 3 - Awful defender, gets in the way in the attack far too much. Cash in.

Hato - 5 - A lot better LB than Cucu, gets found out too much aerially at CB.

Tosin - 1 - He gets a sole point for keeping CP happy, it’s painful to watch him moving.

Badiashile - 0 - French.

Colwill - N/A - Injured all season.

Sarr - 4 - Strasbourg’s best CB, thrown in the deep end out of position and the scapegoated. f**king bizarre to recall him.

Chalobah - 4 - He’s our 3rd best available CB, which says more about our recruitment than his ability. Should not be a starter next season but fine to have as a squad player.

Fofana - 0 - c**t. French.

Enzo - 6 - Will never be a PL player, will tear it up abroad.

Essugo - 2 - Looks like an even more reckless Caicedo from the little snippets we’ve seen.

Santos - 6 - Pushed aside to accommodate our overpriced CM pairing, expect him to be a beast under Alonso.

Caicedo - 4 - sh*t season, too many excuses made for him. Liability since Christmas.

Lavia - N/A - If Colwill gets an N/A so does Lavia, at this point he isn’t built for the game.

Neto - 1 - Kills everything positive we do offensively. Head down into traffic 10 x out of 10. Vile ego. Have a f**king shave.

Estevao - 5 - Wasted season under restrictive managers. There’s a player there, need a run of games and some trust.

Gittens - 1 - £60,000,000

Garnacho - 2 - Suits a counter attacking team so of course we play it to his feet and ask him to beat 2 men when Cucu isn’t getting in the way. Pointless signing.

Palmer - 5 - Poch showed how to use him, let the lad play and f**k your ‘system’. Please Xabi just let him play!

Guiu - N/A - Cannot recall him making any appearances.

Delap - 0 - He’s good for a Red, absolutely nothing else.

Pedro - 7.5 - Actually a breath of fresh air after putting up with Wacko for 2 seasons. Did himself proud this season.