Lofty Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 ... are obviously at the heart of everything that's wrong with the game today. But where did it begin? The mysterious and ubiquitous cult of the earwig - the solitary outward sign of which is the chant of homage to the earwig that's been heard at grounds throughout the land for decades. You know the one ... earwig oh earwig oh earwig oh earwig oh-oh earwig oh See I told you so. You thought it was Uefa, Fifa, David Elleray, Graham Poll and all the rest of them. Well it was. But it was the earwigs that were behind it ALL THE TIME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lauren Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 stop or keep taking the drugs lofty!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Maybe these would help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofty Posted June 17, 2007 Author Share Posted June 17, 2007 saying/singing it fast might also help. Ok, let's try this another way: earwig oh, earwig oh, earwig oh earwig oh, earwig oh, earwig oh-oh earwig oh, earwig oh, earwig oh earwig oh-oh, earwig oh. No? Oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyChelsea Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I'm petitioning for "off-season" to be listed as a psychological disorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valerie Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Where can I sign ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkleyblue Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 VALIUM-GRAM FOR MR LOFTY, VALIUM-GRAM FOR MR LOFTY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fansince65 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 SydneyChelsea Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:52 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm petitioning for "off-season" to be listed as a psychological disorder That,s a great idea Sydney, all these loonies around, must be something in the ear!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Zoe-Lofty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofty Posted June 18, 2007 Author Share Posted June 18, 2007 Zoe-Lofty? Zoe? Don't think I've had the pleasure? Not this century anyway ... Here we go (again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moos Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Reading the posts here one have to wonder: Exactly how much pot does the average Chelsea-supporter smoke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g3.7 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 yogic kinda skews those results, moose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lauren Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 yogic kinda skews those results, moose. ha kinda looks like someone blowing out some puff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa Manager Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Exactly how much pot does the average Chelsea-supporter smoke? Exactly "not enough" unfortunatly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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