If there is a God (and there isn't - oh come on he is supposed to have made man in the image of himself, have you looked at Jamie Carragher recently? No God is going to admit to that) then he will give me the perfect 50th birthday present and draw us against Celtic so I can get to the match up here.

So there you have it - if we draw Celtic there is a God, if we don't there isn't. Now enough bickering at the back you damn atheists.

If we draw Septic I'll be very tempted to come up for the game in Glasgow. Not so sure that's a good idea though

Olympiakos it is then

Could have been a lot worse

Olympiakos it is then

They'll do for me.

Tuff draw on L'arse and the Scousers.

Mancs will go through

and goodbye septic

Happy with getting Olympiakos.

Poor Celtic I also fancy AC to do Arsenal.

Wouldn't it be fun in Celtic knocked out Barcelona

Wouldn't it be fun in Celtic knocked out Barcelona

Or at least give them a good kicking.

Hey Mumbo, Mumbo Italiano!

Forza Milan.

BOTH Milans.

Nice draw for us, it won't be easy, but it could be a hella lot worse.

Hey Mumbo, Mumbo Italiano!

Mumbo...?

So it is official, there is no God - if you would all like to hand in your bibles / Pali Canons / Sutras / Srutis / Korans / Tao Te Chings / to your local Council who are to recycle them all and build a rollercoaster out of the pulp!