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Chelsea's Latest Ten Commandments


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1. I am Roman Abramovich, and i rescue you from the brinks of bankruptcy which gives me the right to boot Mourinho 247.gif

2. There is only one team - Chelsea. All the others are fakes. nono.gif

3. We should have bought a manager, not Santos, Ivanovic or Anelka.

This failure will curse us to win bollock this season BackJose.gif

4. Which name would you rather hear in the podium? Too often it has been

"abused' - Manure last season and now possibly Arsenal. It is going to be 2 seasons since our successive success ( punt intended) icon_eek.gif

5. Observe Mourinho's style even if he has left. But that will not work with a manager without the X-factor, certainly not one who always look like he is choked on fishbone at every game. 317.gif

6. Honour the rouble. He is the boss NotAvingIt.gif

7. You must hate traitors like Gallas PDT_nunu.gif

8. You must continue to bang your heads as long as Chelsea is behind those two rival and fail to even make a Champion's League final appearance ( Arsenal, Manure, Liverpool have all done that ) actions1.gif

9. You must not have the illusion that all is well when it really is breaking. More so if Lamps/Drogs/Essien leaves for Barca or AC. icon_sad.gif

10. You must always entertain the quadruple hope if you are a Chelsea fan ::Scalf::

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come on guys... u are violating commandment No.9 431.gif

Everything is not alright, but to say we shouldn't have signed Anelka, Di Santo and Anelka is a bit daft to say the least. Even if we could find a high profile manager and somehow(£€$) managed to convince that manager's current club to sell their manager to us in mid-season, what could the manager possibly have done when during the ACN our only fit strikers would have been Pizarro, Sinclair and Sahar? No disrespect to the lads, but with them as our strike force, I have a feeling we'd be even further behind Arse and ManUre than we are at the moment.

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come on guys... u are violating commandment No.9 431.gif

Everything is not alright, but to say we shouldn't have signed Anelka, Di Santo and Anelka is a bit daft to say the least. Even if we could find a high profile manager and somehow(£€$) managed to convince that manager's current club to sell their manager to us in mid-season, what could the manager possibly have done when during the ACN our only fit strikers would have been Pizarro, Sinclair and Sahar? No disrespect to the lads, but with them as our strike force, I have a feeling we'd be even further behind Arse and ManUre than we are at the moment.

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Mate,what a load of sh*t!

Sometimes I just wish we were playing in Division 1,then we wouldn't have these cling-on idiots pretending to be Chelsea.

The only other thing I can think is that he/it/she is Sp*rs in diguise.

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Mate,what a load of sh*t!

Sometimes I just wish we were playing in Division 1,then we wouldn't have these cling-on idiots pretending to be Chelsea.

The only other thing I can think is that he/it/she is Sp*rs in diguise.

From his 1st post I had him down as a gooner

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Mate,what a load of sh*t!

Sometimes I just wish we were playing in Division 1,then we wouldn't have these cling-on idiots pretending to be Chelsea.

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man, there was something in the olden days when there were true Chelsea fans

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Mate,what a load of sh*t!

Sometimes I just wish we were playing in Division 1,then we wouldn't have these cling-on idiots pretending to be Chelsea.

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man, there was something in the olden days when there were true Chelsea fans

and we would lose to charlton...

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If supporting Chelsea to you,means winning and expectation,then I feel sorry for you.

Cos you missed out!

And continue to miss the point.

CHELSEA TILL I DIE!

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