Steve Gerrard is an evertonian!

I didn't know that.

I always thought he was c*nt.

How can someone that cute grow up to become this:

Ewwwwww, Moose!!! Don't ever do that again, are you crazy!

The basic material he had to work with, can't have been that cute . Does anyone have anything clever to say about genetics? Or will the nurture vs. nature debate spring up?

I just threw up a little.

Ban this thread.

PS, he is a c**t.

I've seen that pic a few times before.

So is Carjacker,Mcmanaman and Fowler.

Everton are the 'people's club' after all.

To me he'll always be a c**t

Scouse c**t, scouse c**t

you're a c**t

You're a c**t

And you'll always be a c**t

You'll always be a c**t

There I feel so much better now.

To me he'll always be a c***

Scouse c***, scouse c***

you're a c***

You're a c***

And you'll always be a c***

You'll always be a c***

There I feel so much better now.

I take it "C***" stands for "Cake"

that picture is a fake im afraid - its been doing the rounds for years.

ive tried to use it on a few occasions to wind up the shirtburners.

and before we start getting a little too precious do we all know who our captain and lifeblood of the team grew up supporting ?

and before we start getting a little too precious do we all know who our captain and lifeblood of the team grew up supporting

chelsea of course.....ssshhhhhuuutttuuupppp.

To me he'll always be a c***

Scouse c***, scouse c***

you're a c***

You're a c***

And you'll always be a c***

You'll always be a c***

There I feel so much better now.

I take it "C***" stands for "Cake"

Yes Moos you're a cake

and before we start getting a little too precious do we all know who our captain and lifeblood of the team grew up supporting

chelsea of course.....ssshhhhhuuutttuuupppp.

Yep, since birth. No, before birth! Thats right, yep, 100% no question.

and before we start getting a little too precious do we all know who our captain and lifeblood of the team grew up supporting

chelsea of course.....ssshhhhhuuutttuuupppp.

Yep, since birth. No, before birth! Thats right, yep, 100% no question.

Even the lab assistents AND the petrie dish, where JT was conceived in order to create the perfect Chelsea Blue player, had to be vetted on their Chelsea credentials. So there.

To me he'll always be a c***

Scouse c***, scouse c***

you're a c***

You're a c***

And you'll always be a c***

You'll always be a c***

There I feel so much better now.

I take it "C***" stands for "Cake"

Yes Moos you're a cake

Thank you.

I'm the biggest cake on this forum

Maybe Mod will post the cake on this forum so we can all see what you look like.

Maybe Mod will post the cake on this forum so we can all see what you look like.